ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[Naughty69M2M]

What an ass. Best not to respond to someone like that.

 

[Farawyn]

No wonder he has to place an ad.
Asshat.

 

[MeekMe]

I made the huge mistake of leaving a post on someone's personal ad. This elicited a response from him, which, in turn, I replied back. Nothing earth shaking, although it wasn't a super pleasant exchange - he was actually polite at first. He mentions something about an Incest thread, which I've never posted in so I'm unclear what that's about.

This is just a small portion of the last response I received from him:



I'm not sending another response. Think enough's been said.

He's been posting that same thing over and over for a long time. Based on the rediculous shit he's looking for I wouldn't have tried engaging him at all. And you did post on his weird incest thread looking for mothers and daughters. He's fucked in the head so I would expect this kind of PM from such a bottom feeder. I bet he typed it one handed using his rage spittle for lube.

 

[midwestyankee]

I made the huge mistake of leaving a post on someone's personal ad. This elicited a response from him, which, in turn, I replied back. Nothing earth shaking, although it wasn't a super pleasant exchange - he was actually polite at first. He mentions something about an Incest thread, which I've never posted in so I'm unclear what that's about.

This is just a small portion of the last response I received from him:



I'm not sending another response. Think enough's been said.

He seems to need a Snickers bar.

 

[cookiecat]

What an ass. Best not to respond to someone like that.

I know. In retrospect, that was my mistake!!

No wonder he has to place an ad.
Asshat.

It's best to be a lurker in that section of Lit!!

He's been posting that same thing over and over for a long time. Based on the rediculous shit he's looking for I wouldn't have tried engaging him at all. And you did post on his weird incest thread looking for mothers and daughters. He's fucked in the head so I would expect this kind of PM from such a bottom feeder. I bet he typed it one handed using his rage spittle for lube.

Ohh - the same/similar ad he has. I thought he meant an incest thread someplace else.

Yup - I made the mistake of responding in the first place.

I didn't expect that kind of PM - my second mistake!!

Rage spittle!!! Most definitely.

He seems to need a Snickers bar.

 

[Eva_Star]

He seems to need a Snickers bar.

Definitely hangry.

 

[KimGordon67]

He's been posting that same thing over and over for a long time. Based on the rediculous shit he's looking for I wouldn't have tried engaging him at all. And you did post on his weird incest thread looking for mothers and daughters. He's fucked in the head so I would expect this kind of PM from such a bottom feeder. I bet he typed it one handed using his rage spittle for lube.

I had a bit of an exchange with him recently, after a PM that he randomly sent me for no reason that I could ascertain (and in spite of the fact that his ads and profile seem to suggest he only accepts PMs from women who fit his criteria, and never goes fishing). He has an astoundingly high opinion of himself, in spite of making myriad mistakes in his over-blown messages (for example, assuming that because some young woman who responded to his PM was 'feminist' this also meant she must be 'intelligent'). But yes, after some years I've learnt to not bother trying to engage with people like that - they're so determined that they have everything right and it's just the rest of the world that are wrong that it's a total waste of time.

That's a particularly vile message though Cookie - I hate it when guys do that because they're not happy with how you've responded to that. I used to get it a lot in the last chat site I used ... 'hey, wanna cam?' 'Umm ... no, because you're 20 years younger than me, but thanks for asking.' 'u're fat and ugly anyway' 'Sigh. OK. Bye'. Sometimes it gets a lot nastier than that. Once or twice I managed to explain to them that doing that sort of thing was actually really horrid, but it was a losing battle. And this guy would NEVER admit to to any wrong-doing. Twat.

 

[cookiecat]

I had a bit of an exchange with him recently, after a PM that he randomly sent me for no reason that I could ascertain (and in spite of the fact that his ads and profile seem to suggest he only accepts PMs from women who fit his criteria, and never goes fishing). He has an astoundingly high opinion of himself, in spite of making myriad mistakes in his over-blown messages (for example, assuming that because some young woman who responded to his PM was 'feminist' this also meant she must be 'intelligent'). But yes, after some years I've learnt to not bother trying to engage with people like that - they're so determined that they have everything right and it's just the rest of the world that are wrong that it's a total waste of time.

That's a particularly vile message though Cookie - I hate it when guys do that because they're not happy with how you've responded to that. I used to get it a lot in the last chat site I used ... 'hey, wanna cam?' 'Umm ... no, because you're 20 years younger than me, but thanks for asking.' 'u're fat and ugly anyway' 'Sigh. OK. Bye'. Sometimes it gets a lot nastier than that. Once or twice I managed to explain to them that doing that sort of thing was actually really horrid, but it was a losing battle. And this guy would NEVER admit to to any wrong-doing. Twat.

His messages are insane, right? Super literate, smart. Mentioned he does his ads the way he does to bait the trolls (haha! like me!) who give him grief about the way he lays them out. How clever he is.

I wasn't surprised at the vitriole in his message; it's what he advertises. I was surprised he thought I took the bait (his words) to be one of his victims so I was taken aback by his assumptions.

Lit entertainment at its finest.

 

[Cumference]

He seems to need a Snickers bar.

And I know where he should put it!

 

[Farawyn]

Alts.
If you've been here since 2001 and you have 0 posts and PMing me, you are clearly an Alt set up to creep.

Go away.

 

[KimGordon67]

His messages are insane, right? Super literate, smart. Mentioned he does his ads the way he does to bait the trolls (haha! like me!) who give him grief about the way he lays them out. How clever he is.

I wasn't surprised at the vitriole in his message; it's what he advertises. I was surprised he thought I took the bait (his words) to be one of his victims so I was taken aback by his assumptions.

Lit entertainment at its finest.

I think there's a small subset of guys in here who confuse other things (education; the ability to write torturous sentences) with 'intelligence'. And then use said 'intelligence ' to tell us lucky ladies what we really want and/or what's wrong with us.
Sigh.

 

[Blue]

Love these people.
Sorta.

"Eugh, these women, these harpies, no idea what they want. I'm obviously perfection itself, I'm so much better than anyone they've ever met, I bet it's that 'Women's Liberation' garbage again. Eugh, so pathetic. Making them thing they're worth more than me. They should consider themselves lucky I even spend my precious time addressing them. Eugh, disgusting.
I'm polite, I'm the ultimate gentleman, and yet these pigs never give me a chance. Eugh, ridiculous."

"Maybe you're just being a bit aggressive?"

"IT'S AN INJUSTICE! I'm so magnificent! I'm gorgeous! I deserve them! Much more than all those Beta slobs! If they gave me a chance and got to know me they'd all see that I am the one they've been looking for!!! EUGH!"

~Inspiration taken from Elliot Rodger.

 

[Farawyn]

Love these people.
Sorta.

"Eugh, these women, these harpies, no idea what they want. I'm obviously perfection itself, I'm so much better than anyone they've ever met, I bet it's that 'Women's Liberation' garbage again. Eugh, so pathetic. Making them thing they're worth more than me. They should consider themselves lucky I even spend my precious time addressing them. Eugh, disgusting.
I'm polite, I'm the ultimate gentleman, and yet these pigs never give me a chance. Eugh, ridiculous."

"Maybe you're just being a bit aggressive?"

"IT'S AN INJUSTICE! I'm so magnificent! I'm gorgeous! I deserve them! Much more than all those Beta slobs! If they gave me a chance and got to know me they'd all see that I am the one they've been looking for!!! EUGH!"

~Inspiration taken from Elliot Rodger.

You've been reading my PMs?
There is a guy in the PG that regularly refers to himself as Alpha.
If he has to constantly remind everyone...
maybe he's doing it wrong.

 

[midwestyankee]

Alts.
If you've been here since 2001 and you have 0 posts and PMing me, you are clearly an Alt set up to creep.

Go away.

Who keeps a stash of alts such that he's just now using the 15-year vintage?

 

[Farawyn]

Who keeps a stash of alts such that he's just now using the 15-year vintage?

Isn't it bizarre?
0 posts.
July 2001 join date.

 

[MeekMe]

I had a bit of an exchange with him recently, after a PM that he randomly sent me for no reason that I could ascertain (and in spite of the fact that his ads and profile seem to suggest he only accepts PMs from women who fit his criteria, and never goes fishing). He has an astoundingly high opinion of himself, in spite of making myriad mistakes in his over-blown messages (for example, assuming that because some young woman who responded to his PM was 'feminist' this also meant she must be 'intelligent'). But yes, after some years I've learnt to not bother trying to engage with people like that - they're so determined that they have everything right and it's just the rest of the world that are wrong that it's a total waste of time.

That's a particularly vile message though Cookie - I hate it when guys do that because they're not happy with how you've responded to that. I used to get it a lot in the last chat site I used ... 'hey, wanna cam?' 'Umm ... no, because you're 20 years younger than me, but thanks for asking.' 'u're fat and ugly anyway' 'Sigh. OK. Bye'. Sometimes it gets a lot nastier than that. Once or twice I managed to explain to them that doing that sort of thing was actually really horrid, but it was a losing battle. And this guy would NEVER admit to to any wrong-doing. Twat.

This is why I have a very low opinion of the majority of men I encounter on the internet. And after we get all kinds of threats and told we're ugly and they were just offering us a pity fuck, there are those dudes that think we should be grateful that we aren't ignored and that we at least get messages because whah! As a man I never get messages.

Fuck off with that.

 

[cookiecat]

Love these people.
Sorta.

"Eugh, these women, these harpies, no idea what they want. I'm obviously perfection itself, I'm so much better than anyone they've ever met, I bet it's that 'Women's Liberation' garbage again. Eugh, so pathetic. Making them thing they're worth more than me. They should consider themselves lucky I even spend my precious time addressing them. Eugh, disgusting.
I'm polite, I'm the ultimate gentleman, and yet these pigs never give me a chance. Eugh, ridiculous."

"Maybe you're just being a bit aggressive?"

"IT'S AN INJUSTICE! I'm so magnificent! I'm gorgeous! I deserve them! Much more than all those Beta slobs! If they gave me a chance and got to know me they'd all see that I am the one they've been looking for!!! EUGH!"

~Inspiration taken from Elliot Rodger.

That's creepy. Internet icky at its most vile.

I used to date pre-internet using "backpages" where I'd answer a newspaper ad. *depressing sigh* At that time, I thought nothing of safety. That could never happen to me. God I was naive.

 

[cookiecat]

Who keeps a stash of alts such that he's just now using the 15-year vintage?

Isn't it bizarre?
0 posts.
July 2001 join date.

These are the majority of PM's I get. Or they posted twice in 2009, seeking a bi-female slut for any kind of threesome.

I will say, on the flip side, I have met lots of nice people, not only here but all over the world wide web and have had (still have) several actual, in person real life relationships that came from yakking online.

 

[BiBunny]

This is why I have a very low opinion of the majority of men I encounter on the internet.

Same.

 

[Farawyn]

These are the majority of PM's I get. Or they posted twice in 2009, seeking a bi-female slut for any kind of threesome.

I will say, on the flip side, I have met lots of nice people, not only here but all over the world wide web and have had (still have) several actual, in person real life relationships that came from yakking online.

Same.

That's why this thread is good. I think of the amazing guys here in this forum. The really pleasant surprises- guys I've met here in the PG just being great and treating me like a person.
My guy friends on my nursing boards.
My guy friends on my lord of the rings boards.

I would say there are way less asshats than it seems at first blush.
But the asshats? They are HUGELY asshats.
It's their asshattery that ruins it for the real guys.

 

[midwestyankee]

Isn't it bizarre?
0 posts.
July 2001 join date.

It is amazingly bizarre. Honestly, I replied in the way I did mostly to confirm that you hadn't made a typo. But then, stashing an alt for the 5 years since 2011 would have indistinguishably less creepy than having one from 2001. Some boy-men are irretrievably broken, it seems.

 

[Farawyn]

It is amazingly bizarre. Honestly, I replied in the way I did mostly to confirm that you hadn't made a typo. But then, stashing an alt for the 5 years since 2011 would have indistinguishably less creepy than having one from 2001. Some boy-men are irretrievably broken, it seems.

He didn't even say anything offensive. He was quite complimentary.
Dat join date, doe.
Those 0 posts.
Nope.
I won't even say Thank you.

 

[KimGordon67]

Same.

That's why this thread is good. I think of the amazing guys here in this forum. The really pleasant surprises- guys I've met here in the PG just being great and treating me like a person.
My guy friends on my nursing boards.
My guy friends on my lord of the rings boards.

I would say there are way less asshats than it seems at first blush.
But the asshats? They are HUGELY asshats.
It's their asshattery that ruins it for the real guys.

They're also loud and take up more virtual space than they should. Just like in real life. Luckily the lovely guys make hanging in there worthwhile

 

[cookiecat]

Not asshat but odd..

Hello
Are you in a wheelchair

 

[KimGordon67]

Not asshat but odd..

That's pretty much a winner to close out 2016.