ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received

[Blue]

"Yes, I'm totally paralyzed below the waist."

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nice meeting you

 

[KimGordon67]

I did get one yesterday that I don't want to actually post, because he wasn't really being an arse ... but it was that sort of flowery prose that I think people write when they think they're being 'meaningful', but just ends up reading like a motivational poster, like there should be a sunset or an unattainable mountain peak or something in the background. I don't know about other people, but that sort of thing really irks me.

 

[dead_niinja]

And I sent a message this morning and she never replied . She was a stranger though.

 

[cookiecat]

I did get one yesterday that I don't want to actually post, because he wasn't really being an arse ... but it was that sort of flowery prose that I think people write when they think they're being 'meaningful', but just ends up reading like a motivational poster, like there should be a sunset or an unattainable mountain peak or something in the background. I don't know about other people, but that sort of thing really irks me.

I had phone sex with someone like this. Glistening folds and pulsating members and be your best self, baby. Threw me off my game!!

 

[cookiecat]

And I sent a message this morning and she never replied . She was a stranger though.

Do most strangers reply to you?

 

[barefootgirl69]

He didn't even say anything offensive. He was quite complimentary.
Dat join date, doe.
Those 0 posts.
Nope.
I won't even say Thank you.

Those lurkers can be alot more interesting than guys who do post!

 

[KimGordon67]

I had phone sex with someone like this. Glistening folds and pulsating members and be your best self, baby. Threw me off my game!!

Oh god - I'd just end up giggling.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[cookiecat]

I'll third that sentiment. The majority of men I've met here have been genuine, sweet, sexy and mostly offered friendship.

Even with the dirty messages, they've been (mostly) polite. Yesterday, I got a sweet message about someone who remembered a post and wanted to send me some explicit pictures. It was great he asked first. It did make me smile he was being polite over sending me piss pics.

I also take it all with a grain of salt. Yeah, yeah, I shouldn't say "but it's a sex site" to give anyone a pass. And yet, I know when I put up a sexy avatar or my tits in my profile picture or post super explicitly in the Fetish & Sex forum, the kind of messages I get are much different than when I go on a glitter rampage.

PM's are - for me - nice to get. It means someone's thinking of me. Or my tits or glitter or Mr. c. If it's an asshat one, I do an eyeroll and then move on. I try to save my rage for more useful purposes. Like people who post such gigantic pictures I can't see them on my screen.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MeekMe]

:reads OP: Hm, it appears this thread exists to showcase the shit PMs. Maybe we need to make a "I learned to treat women like people awards" thread? Ya know, to acknowledge all the dudes not barging in dick first.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Just...WTF? Is this supposed to be some version of flirting I'm not aware of?



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my mom needs a partner to make her alive again.

My single mom raised me with all the love in the world. She taught me how to appreciate women and how to please them according to their specific needs. When I started to have my first erections it was my mom that taught me all about the male body and how to enjoy myself without embarassment. When I was getting close to a girl from school my mom was the one to show me all the datails of the female body that need to be carressed with the right touches. My mom has become depressed and my friends single father told me he would love to make my mom feel like a woman should. I was hesitant to tell him that my mom is a submissive woman that needs to be treated like a pet or as property. He told me he would be the dominant teacher to my mom and will show her what it feels like to be daddys pet. Do you think I should get involved and get them together or is it risky?

 

[Farawyn]

:reads OP: Hm, it appears this thread exists to showcase the shit PMs. Maybe we need to make a "I learned to treat women like people awards" thread? Ya know, to acknowledge all the dudes not barging in dick first.

Nah.
We've always counteracted with the "not all guys are like that!" disclaimer. In fact, me, cookie and Elle just did so.

The nice guys know they are nice, 'cause we talk to them in other threads, and PM them back, and chat with them.

This is about manners. About us, (mostly) women subjected to crap by (mostly) men because sexism is alive and well, but mostly, manners.

Plus, it's funny as fuck.

However, if you start a good guys thread, I will probably poke my head in there as well. I've gotten some pretty great PMs from some pretty great guys.

 

[Farawyn]

Just...WTF? Is this supposed to be some version of flirting I'm not aware of?



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my mom needs a partner to make her alive again.

My single mom raised me with all the love in the world. She taught me how to appreciate women and how to please them according to their specific needs. When I started to have my first erections it was my mom that taught me all about the male body and how to enjoy myself without embarassment. When I was getting close to a girl from school my mom was the one to show me all the datails of the female body that need to be carressed with the right touches. My mom has become depressed and my friends single father told me he would love to make my mom feel like a woman should. I was hesitant to tell him that my mom is a submissive woman that needs to be treated like a pet or as property. He told me he would be the dominant teacher to my mom and will show her what it feels like to be daddys pet. Do you think I should get involved and get them together or is it risky?

I'm absolutely crushed that you did not post your response.

 

[KimGordon67]

Just...WTF? Is this supposed to be some version of flirting I'm not aware of?



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my mom needs a partner to make her alive again.

My single mom raised me with all the love in the world. She taught me how to appreciate women and how to please them according to their specific needs. When I started to have my first erections it was my mom that taught me all about the male body and how to enjoy myself without embarassment. When I was getting close to a girl from school my mom was the one to show me all the datails of the female body that need to be carressed with the right touches. My mom has become depressed and my friends single father told me he would love to make my mom feel like a woman should. I was hesitant to tell him that my mom is a submissive woman that needs to be treated like a pet or as property. He told me he would be the dominant teacher to my mom and will show her what it feels like to be daddys pet. Do you think I should get involved and get them together or is it risky?

Oh.
My.
God.

In what universe does he think this is going to get some sort of favourable response?

 

[MeekMe]

Nah.
We've always counteracted with the "not all guys are like that!" disclaimer. In fact, me, cookie and Elle just did so.

The nice guys know they are nice, 'cause we talk to them in other threads, and PM them back, and chat with them.

This is about manners. About us, (mostly) women subjected to crap by (mostly) men because sexism is alive and well, but mostly, manners.

Plus, it's funny as fuck.

However, if you start a good guys thread, I will probably poke my head in there as well. I've gotten some pretty great PMs from some pretty great guys.

Sorry, sarcasm font broken. I'm just tired of #notallmen. We fuckin get it, but right now this is about the trash that ends up in our inboxes. I have no intention of applauding people for having basic manners, they should have received their gold stars in grade school.

 

[KimGordon67]

Sorry, sarcasm font broken. I'm just tired of #notallmen. We fuckin get it, but right now this is about the trash that ends up in our inboxes. I have no intention of applauding people for having basic manners, they should have received their gold stars in grade school.

LMAO - so true.

I've realised one category is the ones who ask 'What is that you're looking for / intrigues you / turns you on in a guy', and you say XYZ and they say 'I'm all those things' ... or even worse, 'I could be all those things for you'. Usually after maybe three exchanges, by which time they've decided you're the perfect woman for them (I can only assume because you're breathing).
Gag.

 

[MeekMe]

Speaking of sexism being alive and well...

Originally Posted by asshat
What would you think about playing a young personal assistant. Trying to work her way up the corporate ladder. Her boss hand picked her to be his assistant. She knows if she does right by him that she will by pass most of the younger workers such as herself because she is working directly for the CEO of the country. However, she soon finds out that boss man is quite handsy when he is around her. Touching her and groping her. Having her sit in his laugh while she briefs him on the day and for upcoming meetings. Yet she knows if she complains she will be fired and blow her chance of ever working in the big city again!

Does that intrigue you at all?

My reply: No, I threw up in my mouth a little reading that.

 

[KimGordon67]

My reply: No, I threw up in my mouth a little reading that.

The CEO of the country? ... has the American democratic system changed since I last looked?

 

[MeekMe]

The CEO of the country? ... has the American democratic system changed since I last looked?

It hasn't but I'd be the luckiest girl right? I'd be able to move up in the world if I just let the CEO of the country fondle me. I can skip all those other chumps and I bet it would happen faster if I just sucked a couple dicks because we all know that's how women get ahead in the workplace. Gosh, how will I ever cope if I lose this job and my chance to work in the big city?

 

[Farawyn]

Sorry, sarcasm font broken. I'm just tired of #notallmen. We fuckin get it, but right now this is about the trash that ends up in our inboxes. I have no intention of applauding people for having basic manners, they should have received their gold stars in grade school.

Oh. I thought you were being serious. Carry on!

 

[KimGordon67]

It hasn't but I'd be the luckiest girl right? I'd be able to move up in the world if I just let the CEO of the country fondle me. I can skip all those other chumps and I bet it would happen faster if I just sucked a couple dicks because we all know that's how women get ahead in the workplace. Gosh, how will I ever cope if I lose this job and my chance to work in the big city?

It's like a season of Mad Men gone horribly wrong ... although I suppose if he actually looks like John Hamm maybe you would work around the terrible misogyny?

 

[midwestyankee]

It hasn't but I'd be the luckiest girl right? I'd be able to move up in the world if I just let the CEO of the country fondle me. I can skip all those other chumps and I bet it would happen faster if I just sucked a couple dicks because we all know that's how women get ahead in the workplace. Gosh, how will I ever cope if I lose this job and my chance to work in the big city?

I'm still puzzling over how she sits in his laugh.

 

[Blue]

Just...WTF? Is this supposed to be some version of flirting I'm not aware of?



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my mom needs a partner to make her alive again.

My single mom raised me with all the love in the world. She taught me how to appreciate women and how to please them according to their specific needs. When I started to have my first erections it was my mom that taught me all about the male body and how to enjoy myself without embarassment. When I was getting close to a girl from school my mom was the one to show me all the datails of the female body that need to be carressed with the right touches. My mom has become depressed and my friends single father told me he would love to make my mom feel like a woman should. I was hesitant to tell him that my mom is a submissive woman that needs to be treated like a pet or as property. He told me he would be the dominant teacher to my mom and will show her what it feels like to be daddys pet. Do you think I should get involved and get them together or is it risky?

Was this guy's name Norman Bates?