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cookiecat said:
I told my wheelchair message guy I was not in a wheelchair. His reply: Kool.

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Ha! I had wondered if this person was really young..."Kool" pretty much guarantees that he is. Maybe we should card him! :eek:
 
Eva_Star said:
Ha! I had wondered if this person was really young..."Kool" pretty much guarantees that he is. Maybe we should card him! :eek:
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He's been around at least a few years. That doesn't mean he isn't young, just saying that he has surfaced in my inbox with that same pity play several times over the past few years. Same..exact..message :rolleyes:
 
Gianbattista said:
Hmm . You usually flatter people.

Elsie must be more than ok. :)

( edit ...teasing Pete not being mean. Sorry if that wasn't clear...)
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Don't worry, he's just messing around. He and I are way beyond the flattery stage. :) He knows me better than anyone on this site. He's seen my face, and how messy my room can be. And he's the only person that could get away with throwing a fucking snowball at me while I am cycling.
 
Collar_N_Cuffs said:
He's been around at least a few years. That doesn't mean he isn't young, just saying that he has surfaced in my inbox with that same pity play several times over the past few years. Same..exact..message :rolleyes:
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You mean, you mean.... I'm not special?? :rolleyes:
 
Collar_N_Cuffs said:
He's been around at least a few years. That doesn't mean he isn't young, just saying that he has surfaced in my inbox with that same pity play several times over the past few years. Same..exact..message :rolleyes:
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So you're saying that he's an environmentalist who likes to save pixels?
 
ElsieElsewhere said:
Don't worry, he's just messing around. He and I are way beyond the flattery stage. :) He knows me better than anyone on this site. He's seen my face, and how messy my room can be. And he's the only person that could get away with throwing a fucking snowball at me while I am cycling.
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That's sweet.
 
Great follow-up

during excitement
ever dripped a little warm pee on a lover when very excited with a full bladder? Nothing better than a woman thinks she's cumming, and drips pee all over my dick or tongue at the same time.

I responded with 'ah ... no' ... because surprisingly I never have. Two minutes later received this, from the same guy:

tribbing
bouci curls posted at 12:27 am 2 post under tribbing. Pretty hot action.

I'm really not sure what to make of any of this ... am I meant to be flattered? Intrigued? Titillated? Does Emily Post provide any advice on the appropriate response in such situations?
 
KimGordon67 said:
during excitement
ever dripped a little warm pee on a lover when very excited with a full bladder? Nothing better than a woman thinks she's cumming, and drips pee all over my dick or tongue at the same time.

I responded with 'ah ... no' ... because surprisingly I never have. Two minutes later received this, from the same guy:

tribbing
bouci curls posted at 12:27 am 2 post under tribbing. Pretty hot action.

I'm really not sure what to make of any of this ... am I meant to be flattered? Intrigued? Titillated? Does Emily Post provide any advice on the appropriate response in such situations?
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The only meaning for the word 'bouci' I can find all relate to numerology and astrology. :confused::confused::confused:
What, are the zodiac constellations getting frisky or something?
 
Consilience said:
The only meaning for the word 'bouci' I can find all relate to numerology and astrology. :confused::confused::confused:
What, are the zodiac constellations getting frisky or something?
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Well, apparently it was some pretty hot action, whatever it was that was going on. :confused:
 
KimGordon67 said:
during excitement
ever dripped a little warm pee on a lover when very excited with a full bladder? Nothing better than a woman thinks she's cumming, and drips pee all over my dick or tongue at the same time.

I responded with 'ah ... no' ... because surprisingly I never have. Two minutes later received this, from the same guy:

tribbing
bouci curls posted at 12:27 am 2 post under tribbing. Pretty hot action.

I'm really not sure what to make of any of this ... am I meant to be flattered? Intrigued? Titillated? Does Emily Post provide any advice on the appropriate response in such situations?
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I don't know, but if I ever found a guy that I could drip pee onto his dick and tongue at the same time... Hell, I might give that a whirl :p :p

And to Con, I think he's just saying that bouci curls is just another person's user name on here ?
 
I've been talking to a friend about the various PMs women get on this site, ranging from the one-sentence-grammar-free wonder (e.g. 'u wanna watch me cum') to the more 'poetic' variety that seem to be all about the sender's idea of who you are (and really, more about themselves), and their skill with a thesaurus than anything else. He composed this in honour of the latter, and said it was OK to share it here ... it really is like a compilation of every one of those PMs I've ever received:

"The mystical rhythm of the words of your posts indicate to me that when you make love to a man, your body will not be satisfied unless your intellect is stimulated as well. It just so happens that my vocabulary is as impressive as my cock, which means that as you spiral out of control, you won't be able to tell where your mind begins and your body ends. You will be lost in a sea of orgasmic bliss, induced by my talents and my charms. Come with me, and let me lead you down the path of total mind and body surrender and the pleasures that await you."
 
KimGordon67 said:
I've been talking to a friend about the various PMs women get on this site, ranging from the one-sentence-grammar-free wonder (e.g. 'u wanna watch me cum') to the more 'poetic' variety that seem to be all about the sender's idea of who you are (and really, more about themselves), and their skill with a thesaurus than anything else. He composed this in honour of the latter, and said it was OK to share it here ... it really is like a compilation of every one of those PMs I've ever received:

"The mystical rhythm of the words of your posts indicate to me that when you make love to a man, your body will not be satisfied unless your intellect is stimulated as well. It just so happens that my vocabulary is as impressive as my cock, which means that as you spiral out of control, you won't be able to tell where your mind begins and your body ends. You will be lost in a sea of orgasmic bliss, induced by my talents and my charms. Come with me, and let me lead you down the path of total mind and body surrender and the pleasures that await you."
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Was your reply: I wanna watch u cum.

Your friend hit it on the head.
 
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