Beer is Better Than Women

[destinie21]

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wow!!!!!!!!! i quite like the idea of being filled with hot guys

Lol who could have guessed lorri


If you need a fluffer I'm all over it

 

[lucky-E-leven]

WOW! Des....awesome AV.

~lucky

 

[destinie21]

WOW! Des....awesome AV.

~lucky

lol thanks in part to stairmaster

 

[LorriLove]

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Lol who could have guessed lorri


If you need a fluffer I'm all over it

hiya darling want any help with that in your avatar

 

[destinie21]

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hiya darling want any help with that in your avatar

mmm I can always use a little help

 

[Guest]

Lorri stroked the big stick while lucky made sure the balls were not lonely.
Together they had found a great game of pool, at the local pub.
Not your average pool game, but one filled with lust, the lust for a great game.
Playing the game was just as important as the outcome.
“I want to win!” Lorri exclaimed, “I need to win!” She told Lucky.

“You will win Lorri, one way or the other.” Lucky smiled at her, still holding the balls in her hot hand.
“Don’t make promises you can’t keep.” Lorri replied, as she applied chalk to her hand, and felt how smooth the stick moved back and forth, “I’ve heard that before.”

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Your turn, lol

 

[LorriLove]

Lorri stroked the big stick while lucky made sure the balls were not lonely.
Together they had found a great game of pool, at the local pub.
Not your average pool game, but one filled with lust, the lust for a great game.
Playing the game was just as important as the outcome.
“I want to win!” Lorri exclaimed, “I need to win!” She told Lucky.

“You will win Lorri, one way or the other.” Lucky smiled at her, still holding the balls in her hot hand.
“Don’t make promises you can’t keep.” Lorri replied, as she applied chalk to her hand, and felt how smooth the stick moved back and forth, “I’ve heard that before.”

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Your turn, lol

now you've gone and done it, got to go and change these wet panties

 

[LorriLove]

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help's on its way des darling

 

[Dirt Man]

You know, I've never been one to drink more than two beers in a whole year. I prefer Scotch, Glenlevet in fact. And while I am a very good pool player, I know when it is more profitable to lose at one game to win at another shall we say more profitable game of chance, and merriment.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You know, I've never been one to drink more than two beers in a whole year. I prefer Scotch, Glenlevet in fact. And while I am a very good pool player, I know when it is more profitable to lose at one game to win at another shall we say more profitable game of chance, and merriment.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

Would you please write a book for all the other dumbfucks out there that have not learned this lesson yet?

much thanks and gratitude,
~lucky

 

[Guest]

Never mind.

 

[destinie21]

Never mind.

we never do

 

[Guest]

we never do

Ha ha ha. And what Lucky said.

Dest, that is a beautiful AV, really a great photo. Must have been fun taking it

Perdita

 

[Dirt Man]

Has anyone said how truely heart shaped your new AV is Destinie21? And how marvelously kissable, lickable too.

 

[Guest]

Has anyone said how truely heart shaped your new AV is Destinie21? And how marvelously kissable, lickable too.

I don't think anyone's managed to get back far enough to see that.

Perdita

 

[destinie21]

Has anyone said how truely heart shaped your new AV is Destinie21? And how marvelously kissable, lickable too.

Only the sweetie who took the picture. And my my my was it ever fun.

 

[destinie21]

I don't like the taste of beer but women on the other hand mmmm

 

[Dirt Man]

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I don't like the taste of beer but women on the other hand mmmm

My point exactly.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: re:Beer is Better Than Women

I don't like the taste of beer but women on the other hand mmmm

From a Bud drinker, I have to say that I'm with you on this...women taste better than beer

 

[dee1124]

I'm surprised no retorted with ...

Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men

The Average cucumber is at least six inches long
Cucumbers stay hard for a week
A Cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count
Cucumbers don't get too excited
A Cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety
Cucumbers are easy to pick up
You can fondle Cucumbers in the supermarket...and you know how firm it is before you take one home
Cucumbers can get away any weekend
With a Cucumber you can get a single room...and you won't have to check in as Mrs Cucumber
A Cucumber will always respect you in the morning
You can go to a movie with a Cucumber and see the movie
At a Drive-In you can stay in the front seat
A Cucumber can always wait until you get home
A Cucumber won't eat all the Popcorn...or send you out for milk duds
A Cucumber won't drag you out to a John Wayne film festival
A Cucumber won't ask "Am I the first?"
You can have as many Cucumbers as you can handle
You only eat Cucumber when you feel like it
Cucumbers won't ask about your last lover..or speculate about the next one
A Cucumber will never make a scene because there are other Cucumbers in the refrigerator
A Cucumber won't pout if you have a headache
A Cucumber won't care what time of the month it is
With a Cucumber you never have to say you're sorry

There's lots more at http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/nagorski/cucmber.htm

 

[LorriLove]

I'm surprised no retorted with ...

Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men

The Average cucumber is at least six inches long
Cucumbers stay hard for a week
A Cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count
Cucumbers don't get too excited
A Cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety
Cucumbers are easy to pick up
You can fondle Cucumbers in the supermarket...and you know how firm it is before you take one home
Cucumbers can get away any weekend
With a Cucumber you can get a single room...and you won't have to check in as Mrs Cucumber
A Cucumber will always respect you in the morning
You can go to a movie with a Cucumber and see the movie
At a Drive-In you can stay in the front seat
A Cucumber can always wait until you get home
A Cucumber won't eat all the Popcorn...or send you out for milk duds
A Cucumber won't drag you out to a John Wayne film festival
A Cucumber won't ask "Am I the first?"
You can have as many Cucumbers as you can handle
You only eat Cucumber when you feel like it
Cucumbers won't ask about your last lover..or speculate about the next one
A Cucumber will never make a scene because there are other Cucumbers in the refrigerator
A Cucumber won't pout if you have a headache
A Cucumber won't care what time of the month it is
With a Cucumber you never have to say you're sorry

There's lots more at http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/nagorski/cucmber.htm

giggle haven't got any marrows have you dee, i find cucumbers a little on the thin side

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmm

giggle haven't got any marrows have you dee, i find cucumbers a little on the thin side

Trust you Hello lorri you old tart how are you? Long time no see

 

[Guest]

Hi, Lorri. What's a marrow?

Perdita

p.s. Hi Pops

 

[pop_54]

Ha!!!

Hi, Lorri. What's a marrow?

Perdita

p.s. Hi Pops

Lo darling's It's like a giant cucumber dear, I think Lorri's way past small fruits and veg. She needs a large portion of 'meat and two veg'

 

[Guest]

Ah! I get it. We call them "English cucumbers" here. But they're so thin (which is why I thought they were called English, haha). Fat long ones are aplenty, in Calif. at least.

thanks, Pops - Perdita