Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

Creeps past in a hoody blushing furiously yes I do still blush on occasion and there was me thinking it was only Homb who could make me do that.
The Lady thing .... as Ron is Knights Templar I am officially a Lady of the Knight ........

 

[Homburg]

I do work hard on my creative titles for the Cock. I shall endeavor to create equally noble and varied titles for Yourself occasionally. Can't have you feeling left out.

I have somewhat more of an interest than you do, obviously, in Vin Diesel's sexual preference, but it's still quite academic. With my bizarre wiring, I think I might like him even more if he were a gorgeous and scandalous fag. I love those. But pragmatically speaking, straight would be handier.

You would indeed like the Riddick films, I suspect. They're great fun. Lots of bad guys and good guys beating each other up. And they actually bothered to create a relatively reasonable plot and characters, even. Same with Pitch Black. Only instead of bad guys it's really, really scary monster thingies.

Vin kicks everybody's ass a lot, of course. It's neato.

I'm generally fond of that idea. And, honestly, it would be amusing for him to be the aforementioned scandalous fag after all of these macho movies.

There's some of that in the pagan communities as well. My answer has always been that if someone wants to actually have the ridiculous ego to introduce themselves as Lord or Lady something or other, (which CAN denote that they lead a coven or group, but usually is being used improperly) I then pull out all my titles for them. The one's I've actually earned, even. I believe last time I checked it was "The Reverend Osiris Lady etc." To spice it up, I add one of those Standard Dweeboid Pagan Names: WolfRose Moondragonflower RavenPoop, and then I reel off the name of the imaginary coven: of the Scarlet Sisterhood of the Thrice-Great Lunar Twinkie of Hecate.

If they wanna go, we can go...

Otherwise I just go by Skunk in that community. Works nicely.
"Stinky" to my friends.

And I'm lucky enough to be called bijou by any number of my "real life" companions. That's what I like best, really.


bj

The aforementioned Lord I-have-a-stick-up-my-ass introduces himself with title at scene events, pagan events, sci-fi and comic cons, local nightclubs, and probably uses that name when he orders a frikken pizza.

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Greetings Bistrovians,

It's that special time of year when, hopefully with a minimum of snarkiness, all six or seven people who actually hang out in the PFD try to choose Literotica's Most Influential Poet of 2009.

bij

Most Influential Poet of The Last Five Days? Or is this prophecy? Or perhaps a really absurdist way of motivating someone?

Be influential or we'll take away the snazzy plaque!

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Creeps past in a hoody blushing furiously yes I do still blush on occasion and there was me thinking it was only Homb who could make me do that.
The Lady thing .... as Ron is Knights Templar I am officially a Lady of the Night ........

Lady of the...

So I guess you've some practice at that "Ello Sailor" thing, eh?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Swine !!!!!!!! you did it again! grrrrrrrrrrrr next time I am on me knees I will bite yer ankles

 

[unpredictablebijou]

lolz.

I guess I'm so excited about it NOT being 2008 any more that I can't even bring myself to type the year properly.

I fixed it. Although it would be amusing to elect the Most Influential Poet of the last 5 days.

I'd probably elect annie again anyway, though...

bj

 

[Homburg]

Swine !!!!!!!! you did it again! grrrrrrrrrrrr next time I am on me knees I will bite yer ankles

You realise how high your ass will have to be if you are on your knees biting at ankles?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You realise how high your ass will have to be if you are on your knees biting at ankles?

I dunno about her, but I'm certainly thinking pretty hard about that...

bj

 

[Safe_Bet]

Greetings Bistrovians,

It's that special time of year when, hopefully with a minimum of snarkiness, all six or seven people who actually hang out in the PFD try to choose Literotica's Most Influential Poet of 2008. ...

I'd like to nominate Ms. PandoraGlitters.

Reasons:

1. Her poem "Self Help" is one of the most moving poems I've ever read.

Stop. Reset. Then
think about the thing you will regret
in fifteen years. Imagine the shape of that
unfulfilled wish, hold it in your arms
and then feel it dissolve;

yes. That regret.
Then imagine the things that might
prevent it. Then take the first
step to avert it:

a phone call,
a trip to the dentist,
proctologist, florist.

Maybe the task is to forgive,
remake friendships. Forge
anew old communities. Reunite
lost loves, mothers and children,
create a movement

to begin the future again
string and chalk in hand.

2. Several of her poems have been published this year in SERIOUS publications.

3. NEVER fails to give good, positive encouragement to all.

4. Is a freak'in sweetheart who has killer legs!
(okay, I admit I fantasized the "legs" part, but I'm STILL betting she does!)

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You realise how high your ass will have to be if you are on your knees biting at ankles?

*Sigh* just about the right height I should imagine .......

I'd like to nominate Ms. PandoraGlitters.

Reasons:

1. Her poem "Self Help" is one of the most moving poems I've ever read.

Stop. Reset. Then
think about the thing you will regret
in fifteen years. Imagine the shape of that
unfulfilled wish, hold it in your arms
and then feel it dissolve;

yes. That regret.
Then imagine the things that might
prevent it. Then take the first
step to avert it:

a phone call,
a trip to the dentist,
proctologist, florist.

Maybe the task is to forgive,
remake friendships. Forge
anew old communities. Reunite
lost loves, mothers and children,
create a movement

to begin the future again
string and chalk in hand.

2. Several of her poems have been published this year in SERIOUS publications.

3. NEVER fails to give good, positive encouragement to all.

4. Is a freak'in sweetheart who has killer legs!
(okay, I admit I fantasized the "legs" part, but I'm STILL betting she does!)

Well go and say that then (if you haven't already) altho perhaps you better leave out the bit about the legs .....

 

[Sara Crewe]

So I guess you've some practice at that "Ello Sailor" thing, eh?

Heeheeeeee.


Oh, Annie, baby, I am for sure the rotter (love that word) that sent you the snow. Apparently I sent it everywhere. I am sorry to say that I will continue to send my snow elsewhere for as long as my send the snow powers continue.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I went out in it to feed the birds in my nightie (yes I know it's a strange place to have birds perhaps they were feathering a nest!)

 

[Sara Crewe]

S

Hope my cowgrrrl is being very brave on her first day back to work. I'll have cocoa, some nice chocolate cake and brandy waiting for you when you get here.




bj

Yay! Treats for me. Alas, one of the hardest parts of my job is that it starts way too early in the day.

All first days are painful.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I've sent Bijou on a long quest if she accepts this dangerous mission she may be some time

 

[Sara Crewe]

I went out in it to feed the birds in my nightie (yes I know it's a strange place to have birds perhaps they were feathering a nest!)

I once had great fun telling someone from France about the giant Canadian snow crabs that come out during the winter months and attack our birds while they feed.

In the end, I had to 'fess uo because I was afraid they would tell someone else.

 

[Tzara]

You realise how high your ass will have to be if you are on your knees biting at ankles?

It is such an aesthetically pleasing position, though. I mean, from a disinterested observer point of view.

Well, probably not that disinterested.

I'd sketch it, but have no charcoal, drawing pad, or anything like the competent drafting skills to render it appropriately as sketch.

I do have a digital camera, though.

 

[Sara Crewe]

It is such an aesthetically pleasing position, though. I mean, from a disinterested observer point of view.

Well, probably not that disinterested.

I'd sketch it, but have no charcoal, drawing pad, or anything like the competent drafting skills to render it appropriately as sketch.

I do have a digital camera, though.

is that your round about way of asking Hom to bend over?

You are such a flirt.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I once had great fun telling someone from France about the giant Canadian snow crabs that come out during the winter months and attack our birds while they feed.

In the end, I had to 'fess uo because I was afraid they would tell someone else.

Was you born bad or is it something you have acquired over the years?

It is such an aesthetically pleasing position, though. I mean, from a disinterested observer point of view.

Well, probably not that disinterested.

I'd sketch it, but have no charcoal, drawing pad, or anything like the competent drafting skills to render it appropriately as sketch.

I do have a digital camera, though.

Ohhhhh I've gorn all atingle you lot are bringing out kinky tendencies I never knew I had

 

[UnderYourSpell]

is that your round about way of asking Hom to bed over?

You are such a flirt.

Saraaaaaaaaa proof read prrooooooooooof read pleeeeeeeeease if you're gonna make a typo make it a goodun I always say

 

[Sara Crewe]

Was you born bad or is it something you have acquired over the years?

Mwuahahahahahahahah!

 

[Sara Crewe]

Saraaaaaaaaa proof read prrooooooooooof read pleeeeeeeeease if you're gonna make a typo make it a goodun I always say

*madly giggles*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I shudder to think of what Freud would make of you

 

[Sara Crewe]

I shudder to think of what Freud would make of you

Nothin. He would be too busy crying when I finished making fun of him for being a Mama's boy

 

[Tzara]

*Sigh* just about the right height I should imagine .......

We could measure, I suppose.

Well go and say that then (if you haven't already) altho perhaps you better leave out the bit about the legs .....

What she said. The nomination thread is here. Go post your nomination of Dora. She well deserves it.

And she has killer legs.

I think.

I'd sure like to find out.

As would SB.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'd like to nominate Ms. PandoraGlitters.
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And an excellent choice it is at that. However, I was merely making the note here; you have to go into the actual awards thread to make a nomination. It's over in the awards section.

They take nominations all through january, then narrow it down to four candidates after that.

nicetaseeya, ya crazy lesbo monster hotness.

bj

 

[Tzara]

is that your round about way of asking Hom to bend over?

I don't think one "asks" a Feldmarschall, or for that matter, a Colonel, to "bend over," at least since Roman times.

Certainly I'm not going there. Guy would destroy me.

I was (as you well know, Ms. Dishonest Canadian) speaking of the body posture of our English correspondent. The one with the lavender bum.

You are such a flirt.

Why, yes. I am.

 

[Tzara]

Ohhhhh I've gorn all atingle you lot are bringing out kinky tendencies I never knew I had

It's OK. I'm an artist.