Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

Here do your head in with this fun thing I am already stuck on level 4!!
http://deathball.net/notpron/

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Here do your head in with this fun thing I am already stuck on level 4!!
http://deathball.net/notpron/

no.

heh heh.

Hey good afternoon all!

Anyone up for a mild January poetry challenge, Hangout-style? That means no rules, no pressure and basic messing about with new writing. I'm thinking about an ekphrastic, which is just a pompous way of saying we're writing about works of art.

I was thinking about choosing 2 or three specific artists to work with. Toulouse-Lautrec, for one. And then maybe Brancusi and Gustav Klimt, just for some variety. I dunno. Open to suggestions about the artists.

Any takers?

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Lautrec he was a little chap
he couldn't pick and choose
for although he had a whopper
it was one he couldn't use

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Lautrec he was a little chap
he couldn't pick and choose
for although he had a whopper
it was one he couldn't use

*coffeespew* LOL!

Okay, I'm gonna start the thread soon.

Or hell, YOU can.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I blame it on Tz he's made me go lilac must go and fiddle with my sig line brb

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I've been trawling through the attachments on the diff threads and found a hot cock sundae.....does anyone know who it is?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I've been trawling through the attachments on the diff threads and found a hot cock sundae.....does anyone know who it is?

A person who posts here?

Or a new sexual technique?

Either way, sounds interesting.

I'm off for dinner. Y'all have a lovely evening...

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Well somebody on here must have posted it don't know who though. I just clicked on the thingamajig that shows all the attachments on the threads and found one entitled hot cock sundae and there it was in all it's glory complete with cream 'n' cherry

 

[Sara Crewe]

Well somebody on here must have posted don't know who though. I just clicked on the thingamajig that shows all the attachments on the threads and found one entitled hot cock sundae and there it was in all it's glory complete with cream 'n' cherry

Put it in the ice cream lost and found. Someone must be missin' it but in the mean time it shouldn't melt.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

There's something ironic about the fact that you seem to pop up just as I am thinking about bed

 

[Sara Crewe]

There's something ironic about the fact that you seem to pop up just as I am thinking about bed

 

[UnderYourSpell]

.......and your eyes glow in the dark too

 

[Sara Crewe]

.......and your eyes glow in the dark too

It's a Canadian thing. We like red.

 

[Homburg]

I'd like to nominate Ms. PandoraGlitters.

4. Is a freak'in sweetheart who has killer legs!
(okay, I admit I fantasized the "legs" part, but I'm STILL betting she does!)

While I've not seen her legs, I have seen a few other parts (in revealing av's) to say that Dora is certainly fantasy fodder.

--

is that your round about way of asking Hom to bend over?

You are such a flirt.

*snort*

Saraaaaaaaaa proof read prrooooooooooof read pleeeeeeeeease if you're gonna make a typo make it a goodun I always say

--

I don't think one "asks" a Feldmarschall, or for that matter, a Colonel, to "bend over," at least since Roman times.

Certainly I'm not going there. Guy would destroy me.

You people have manufactured such a reputation for me.

I need an angel smiley to counterpoint the devil one.

--

Obviously only slightly less evil.

Shit, gotta go. you kids behave yourselves. No running with scizzors.

Except for Homburg. He's licensed for sharp objects.

bj

Quite so. Somewhere I still have my Totin' Chip.

 

[Sara Crewe]

*snort*

Oh dear, Tz, I fear your affection for Hom has been rejected and rebuked. And in such a brutal fashion.

Please do not despair!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hey baby!

You're in early. Come to cause trouble with me?

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Hey baby!

You're in early. Come to cause trouble with me?

bj

Snow day allows me to mark all day and then mess around sooner.



Trouble?

I am unsure as to how to proceed.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Snow day allows me to mark all day and then mess around sooner.



Trouble?

I am unsure as to how to proceed.

I'm sure we'll figure something out. We always do.

You could start by posting an av of your butt. C'mon. You'll be cool.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

I'm sure we'll figure something out. We always do.

You could start by posting an av of your butt. C'mon. You'll be cool.

bj

lol cool?

Or hypothermic?

Is that a word?


I am dare proof.

It's one of my few sanities.


Besides. We have a serious problem.

Hom and Tz are breaking up!

We have to be there for them.

You know give them tubs of ice cream and hold their hands while they complain about how each of them didnt put their underwear in the hamper and stuff.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

lol cool?

Or hypothermic?

Is that a word?


I am dare proof.

It's one of my few sanities.


Besides. We have a serious problem.

Hom and Tz are breaking up!

We have to be there for them.

You know give them tubs of ice cream and hold their hands while they complain about how each of them didnt put their underwear in the hamper and stuff.

O LOL! *cracking up*

T. Trouble. With a capital T.

Okay. I'll take Tz out and get him drunk on chocolate raspberry martinis and then we'll start a bar fight, and you sit with Homburg and hand him tissues while you watch "Sleepless in Seattle".

That ought to help them. It's so sad when these sorts of relationships go south.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

O LOL! *cracking up*

T. Trouble. With a capital T.

Okay. I'll take Tz out and get him drunk on chocolate raspberry martinis and then we'll start a bar fight, and you sit with Homburg and hand him tissues while you watch "Sleepless in Seattle".

That ought to help them. It's so sad when these sorts of relationships go south.

bj

*giggles*

Okay, so let me get this right...my job is to hand Hom tissues? 'cause he's going to be sobbing uncontrollable all night long. Uh huh. Sure. I bet that is for sure the best way to cheer him up. And I'm positive he's a huge Tom Hanks fan.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

*Supplies large box of Kleenex*

I've just been watching Paul McKenna's way of slimming and beating the cravings for wrong sorts of food and I can quite honestly say my poor tum should have been warned, but it's working I'm not going anywhere near chocolate or sweet biscuits

 

[Sara Crewe]

*Supplies large box of Kleenex*

I've just been watching Paul McKenna's way of slimming and beating the cravings for wrong sorts of food and I can quite honestly say my poor tum should have been warned, but it's working I'm not going anywhere near chocolate or sweet biscuits

Now I am curious.

What did he tell you they are filled with maggots or something?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*makes Annie a big lovely yummy salad*

*giggles hysterically at the idea of Hommie watching a Tom Hanks movie*

I've always wanted to get into a bar fight with Tzara. We'll kick their asses with our assonance. It'll be like that scene in Cyrano de Bergerac.

Another one I can't watch with other people, by the way. I sob like a baby through the whole goddamn movie. I have to turn it off before the end and pretend they got back together.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Now I am curious.

What did he tell you they are filled with maggots or something?

Partially but spittoons came into it and hair from the barber shop floor and eating it that way *sorry folks if you are eating/ skip past this bit*