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unpredictablebijou said:
*makes Annie a big lovely yummy salad*

*giggles hysterically at the idea of Hommie watching a Tom Hanks movie*

I've always wanted to get into a bar fight with Tzara. We'll kick their asses with our assonance. It'll be like that scene in Cyrano de Bergerac.

Another one I can't watch with other people, by the way. I sob like a baby through the whole goddamn movie. I have to turn it off before the end and pretend they got back together.

bj
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Don't forget me beside him patting his shoulder and passing Kleenex. It has a certain surreal quality for sure.

I say you and Tz would kick ass or at least scare people away.


UnderYourSpell said:
Partially but spittoons came into it and hair from the barber shop floor and eating it that way *sorry folks if you are eating/ skip past this bit*
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Ewwwwwww
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Partially but spittoons came into it and hair from the barber shop floor and eating it that way *sorry folks if you are eating/ skip past this bit*
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Ewwwwwww.

*squinching up and running around the room*

*whispers to my cookies* don't listen, darlings. That guy is just trying to ruin your reputation, spreading vicious gossip like that.

bj
 
Sara Crewe said:
Don't forget me beside him patting his shoulder and passing Kleenex. It has a certain surreal quality for sure.

I say you and Tz would kick ass or at least scare people away.
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I suspect he'll claim otherwise, but even us peaceable poet types can get all up on someone if we're properly inspired. Just takes someone messing with one we love. Then suddenly I'm some kinda Zulu princess, apparently.

And it's kinda fun. There's only one thing better than an adrenaline rush like that. And I know for a fact we all agree on what that one thing is...

bj
 
unpredictablebijou said:
I suspect he'll claim otherwise, but even us peaceable poet types can get all up on someone if we're properly inspired. Just takes someone messing with one we love. Then suddenly I'm some kinda Zulu princess, apparently.

And it's kinda fun. There's only one thing better than an adrenaline rush like that. And I know for a fact we all agree on what that one thing is...

bj
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Cookies?

Nooo?

hmm.

*thinking*
 
unpredictablebijou said:
I was gonna say cookies at first.

Then I thought of eating cookies naked, and that seemed better.

Naked cookie eating. That's it. *nods*

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Hmm, I think baking might be better.



I think dough might be better naked.


what a great name for a cookbook: The Naked Dough
 
Will you two sloooooooooooow down I am plodding in your footsteps all over this board trying to catch up and I just got sidetracked by a sword fight
 
*thinks about Sword Fights in the context of the relationship between Tz and Homburg*

I've always wanted to see one of those.

bj
 
Sara Crewe said:
*sob*

Alas it's too late for them. Their swords will never touch again. Their steel will never clank again.
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Pauvre petites!

*sobbing in empathetic grief.*

They looked so good together too. The wedding pictures were gorgeous. One in a kilt, one in a tux.

okay, actually, I'm legitimately making myself kinda hot with this idea. That's probably Very Wrong.

*tries to think about something innocent. Fails*

bj
 
unpredictablebijou said:
Pauvre petites!

*sobbing in empathetic grief.*

They looked so good together too. The wedding pictures were gorgeous. One in a kilt, one in a tux.

okay, actually, I'm legitimately making myself kinda hot with this idea. That's probably Very Wrong.

*tries to think about something innocent. Fails*

bj
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Seriously.

What are you thinking?

Never conjure dudes in kilts and tuxes together! That's like protect your hormones 101!!
 
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Sara Crewe said:
when bananas are just not enough....
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One of my more famous recipes:

Reckless Eyebrows Tomato Salad

Virtually every ingredient in this recipe is considered an aphrodisiac by one culture or another. It may make more than your eyebrows reckless, so it’s best to just go ahead and serve it naked. Use the best quality tomatoes for this recipe.


10-12 Ripe tomatoes
1 bunch fresh spinach
Lots of fresh basil (15 leaves at least)
2 C Mozzarella cheese, grated
1/4 C Parmesan cheese, grated
Olive oil
Balsamic Vinaigrette
Croutons or Toasted baguette slices

Cut the tomatoes into large, bite-sized chunks. Drain them a bit if necessary so the salad doesn't get too soggy. Shred the spinach and a generous amount of fresh basil and add them to the tomatoes. Then add the mozzarella and parmesan cheese. Drizzle olive oil and balsamic vinaigrette over the salad until everything is coated, then toss it. If possible, add only half the cheese and the oil and vinaigrette, refrigerate the salad for several hours, then add the rest of the cheese just before serving. Serve the croutons separately so they don't get soggy. This is even tastier if allowed to sit in the fridge overnight, but keep the cheese separate if you do it that way.


*reckless eyebrows at everyone in the Bistro*

bj
 
btw, bj,

the new season of GHI starts tonight. my youngest son, Baby Bear, asked me if there is a difference between GHI and regular Ghost Hunters. I told him that GHI is almost the same, but there are some different investigators and it happens overseas.

He said, "You mean it all happens on boats?"


:kiss:
 
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