Bistro Bijou

[unpredictablebijou]

btw, bj,

the new season of GHI starts tonight. my youngest son, Baby Bear, asked me if there is a difference between GHI and regular Ghost Hunters. I told him that GHI is almost the same, but there are some different investigators and it happens overseas.

He said, "You mean it all happens on boats?"

Completely logical question.

How ya doin' m'Lady?

ohai, I've been listening to yer Man lately. I'm loving this. Hilarious.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

What, you don't like tomatoes?

I suppose this would be pretty good with just spinach. I dunno.

Wish Chef were here to make suggestions. Maybe you could try cucumbers.

bj

Nope don't like tomatoes and cucumbers don't like me anymore lol

btw, bj,

the new season of GHI starts tonight. my youngest son, Baby Bear, asked me if there is a difference between GHI and regular Ghost Hunters. I told him that GHI is almost the same, but there are some different investigators and it happens overseas.

He said, "You mean it all happens on boats?"

Awwwwwwww

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Completely logical question.

How ya doin' m'Lady?

ohai, I've been listening to yer Man lately. I'm loving this. Hilarious.

bj

I'm doing just fine. Tell ya what though... if Luda was truly my man, I'd be doing a hell of a lot better! LOL

Luda's cool. He's certainly a hottie, but damn, LL Cool J is fine!

Just so my African friend doesn't see this post. I can hear it now...
LOL

 

[Sara Crewe]

Can I do it without tomatoes?

I say we should all take it out of this sentence and replace it with specific activities.


The one I am thinking of can definitely be done without tomatoes.

 

[PandoraGlitters]

I say we should all take it out of this sentence and replace it with specific activities.


The one I am thinking of can definitely be done without tomatoes.

Windsurfing naked? Yep. But the tomatoes do make it saucier.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Windsurfing naked? Yep. But the tomatoes do make it saucier.

Now that is going to drives the guys (and some of the gals) blood pressure right through the roof

 

[Homburg]

I'm just going to ignore most of this thread right now until a couple of people straighten up and fly right.

We are NOT breaking up, so stop calling doom on us.

*giggles hysterically at the idea of Hommie watching a Tom Hanks movie*

I thought "Big" was pretty funny, and enjoyed him in "League of our own".

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I just had this arousing/disturbing vision of this.

That sort of texture can induce serious overstimulation in some people. That said, you can do some interesting things with that type of texture. I like to start with the old in-out for a couple, then switch to rotation for the next orgasm or two, and then a combination for the next. That sort of pattern ups the stimuli and produces more and more serious climaxes.

And put a condom over it. Seriously.

For those who are wondering, viv has a dildo woven of poly rope. It's dead cool and utterly immune to any sort of bio contaminants (you can throw it in the dishwasher), but it is still best used covered with acondom as the texture is that aggressive. It is, however, a screamer of a dildo.

For those interested, it is available here. See where it says it is for crazy people only? Yeah. Seriously. (a condom seriously lowers the crazy factor though)

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ouch!

 

[Homburg]

Ouch!

Not really. Jack weaves them in different sizes, from medium to large. Put a condom over them, and they're simply very bumpy. And while the rope is immune to biocontaminants, you can get stuff trapped in there, which is a nother reason to use a condom.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Can't say that any sort of dildo does it for me bumps or not

 

[myinnerslut]

That sort of texture can induce serious overstimulation in some people. That said, you can do some interesting things with that type of texture. I like to start with the old in-out for a couple, then switch to rotation for the next orgasm or two, and then a combination for the next. That sort of pattern ups the stimuli and produces more and more serious climaxes.

im one of those overstimulation people. when Master used it on me i flat could not STOP cumming, i was trapped somewhere between the high point and coming down to earth not fun.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

So you are saying you can cum too much? I've had multiples a lot takes a while to get there but when I do I keep right on going

 

[Homburg]

Yes. More than once I've fucked her to the point that she was begging me to stop because her body was exhausted and hurting from all the orgasms. Same thing with toy use, etc. Good fun.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

More for you sounds like ! and as a matter of interest how long can you last out? tut don't I sound incredibly nosy?!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I say we should all take it out of this sentence and replace it with specific activities.


The one I am thinking of can definitely be done without tomatoes.

Several of my favorite activities are relatively tomato-free.

Good thing, too, cause they stain lingerie like crazy.

Windsurfing naked? Yep. But the tomatoes do make it saucier.

I hear Pandora has amazingly nice tomatoes.

I'm just going to ignore most of this thread right now until a couple of people straighten up and fly right.

We are NOT breaking up, so stop calling doom on us.

O I'm so glad to hear it. I wasn't looking forward to calling someone to bail Tz and I out of jail after the bar fight. May you two have many happy more years. Or at least weeks.

Can't say that any sort of dildo does it for me bumps or not

It's all in the hand of the wielder, I suspect. You need a skilled dildo technician like Homburg to take you to the really radical places.

Well well well. I haven't seen this much action around here for months. I must say it's refreshing. I do hope it continues. It's more fun with a crowd.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Several of my favorite activities are relatively tomato-free.

Good thing, too, cause they stain lingerie like crazy.




I hear Pandora has amazingly nice tomatoes.




O I'm so glad to hear it. I wasn't looking forward to calling someone to bail Tz and I out of jail after the bar fight. May you two have many happy more years. Or at least weeks.




It's all in the hand of the wielder, I suspect. You need a skilled dildo technician like Homburg to take you to the really radical places.

Well well well. I haven't seen this much action around here for months. I must say it's refreshing. I do hope it continues. It's more fun with a crowd.

bj

Is it by jove? is that experience speaking?

 

[champagne1982]

... Well well well. I haven't seen this much action around here for months. I must say it's refreshing. I do hope it continues. It's more fun with a crowd.

bj

LOL. I don't care how many dildos you play with at a time. It's tough to have an orgy with just one person.

Now, I must go and be busy...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Where exactly do you live Homb do you give private lessons?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Is it by jove? is that experience speaking?

Well, I have only hearsay where Homburg is concerned. But it's very reliable hearsay. And there is more than one accomplished swordsman in the world.

LOL. I don't care how many dildos you play with at a time. It's tough to have an orgy with just one person.

Now, I must go and be busy...

WORD.

have fun with your busy-ness. And come back soon.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I meant the 'it's more fun with a crowd' bit

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I meant the 'it's more fun with a crowd' bit

Ah.

Well.

Um.


Yes.


bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I was going to post the Blacklace song We're having a gangbang but it doesn't seem to be on YouTube

 

[sassynyc]

evening bistro-ites

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Well hello your sassyness good to see you I am having an Orlando Bloom locked in the backroom night but no I'm not sharing

 

[myinnerslut]

So you are saying you can cum too much? I've had multiples a lot takes a while to get there but when I do I keep right on going

when i cum i use a lot of core muscles. most people who have seen me cum have likened it to a form of gymnastics. very active, flexible, and visually impressive. also relying mainly on the strength from my abs and other surrounding areas. excessive repeat use of those areas causes cramps. cramps while cumming are not fun.