Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

Now it's odd you should speak of cramp I tense up so much my legs cramp sometimes the cum is so intense it doesn't stop me!

 

[Sara Crewe]

Several of my favorite activities are relatively tomato-free.

Good thing, too, cause they stain lingerie like crazy.

We need to talk about where tomatoes are supposed to go.

 

[Storyfeller]

We need to talk about where tomatoes are supposed to go.

In a salad?

 

[Sara Crewe]

In a salad?

Well, that's one place...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

How many others do you know of?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

In a salad?

Why Randolph?

 

[Sara Crewe]

How many others do you know of?

Thousands. Millions if we include cherry tomatoes.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Are they hidden away in some secret list too?

 

[Sara Crewe]

Are they hidden away in some secret list too?

Nope. Everybody knows about the Tomato Code.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Is that like the De Vinci one?

 

[Sara Crewe]

Is that like the De Vinci one?

Similar. But Jesus didn't like tomatoes.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

How do you know? Hey I have something in common neither do I

 

[Sara Crewe]

How do you know? Hey I have something in common neither do I

'Cause he told me.


Tomatoes are the food of the devil.


you know. Red and all.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Do you hear voices too? Mine only talk to me but they tell me I am doing ok

 

[Sara Crewe]

Do you hear voices too? Mine only talk to me but they tell me I am doing ok

Of course I hear voices. Otherwise the world would be one big mime.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Roflllllllll ermmmmmm extra ones in your head at all?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Of course I hear voices. Otherwise the world would be one big mime.

LOL LOL LOL!

Geez I wish i could come in and play but I have Family in Town this weekend.

Y'all are gorgeous.

*sets out some good wine on the bar*

Keep up the good work.

*sets out snacks*

And don't forget to keep your strength up. Jesus is coming.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

LOL LOL LOL!

Geez I wish i could come in and play but I have Family in Town this weekend.

Y'all are gorgeous.

*sets out some good wine on the bar*

Keep up the good work.

*sets out snacks*

And don't forget to keep your strength up. Jesus is coming.

bj

Well he is...as long as someone picks out his tomatoes.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

LOL LOL LOL!

Geez I wish i could come in and play but I have Family in Town this weekend.

Y'all are gorgeous.

*sets out some good wine on the bar*

Keep up the good work.

*sets out snacks*

And don't forget to keep your strength up. Jesus is coming.

bj

Well can you tell him to do it quietly then I still have Orlando in the dungeon (oops backroom) and I'm giving him half an hours rest

 

[Sara Crewe]

Roflllllllll ermmmmmm extra ones in your head at all?

I have just this moment discovered that UYS's ears are not connected to her head because she seems to think it's odd that I hear voices in my head. She is clearly an alien from outer space.


Now we know why she's lilac. It's make up. To cover up the green.

No need for alarm she seems to have come in peace.

 

[Homburg]

More for you sounds like ! and as a matter of interest how long can you last out? tut don't I sound incredibly nosy?!

It varies. Quickies are basically an impossibility, as I have a non-serious case of secondary delayed ejaculation. Nothing serious, but it means that my orgasm is elusive at times. It doesn't take much to prevent me too. Getting too hot can do it, having to piss at all will prevent it, morning in general makes it impossible. I'll be happily rock-hard and enjoying the sex, but just not reaching climax. It's generally not a big problem, but viv does have some anxiety from it.

The upside is that I will often last as long as I want. Exhaustion, boredom, dryness, and muscle aches from exertion are common reasons why Ill decide to stop. As erectile/sexual dysfunctions go, it's not a terrible one. It has caused some serious aggravations at times, as I am almost entirely incapable of reaching orgasm by fellatio as a result. But, hey, I really can fuck someone's brains out (I've fucked a partner insensate more than once, whee) so it ain't all that bad.

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I hear Pandora has amazingly nice tomatoes.

*nods*

It's all in the hand of the wielder, I suspect. You need a skilled dildo technician like Homburg to take you to the really radical places.

bj

This is the sort of phrase that deserves to be in my sig.

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Where exactly do you live Homb do you give private lessons?

A wee bit south of the midpoint of the east coast, here in the US. And I am sure we can work out some lessons for a modest retainer.

 

[Homburg]

Well can you tell him to do it quietly then I still have Orlando in the dungeon (oops backroom) and I'm giving him half an hours rest

I'm certain that he would make a lovely sissy maid.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I'm certain that he would make a lovely sissy maid.

aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on guard you blaggard!!!!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Look what I found
http://www.gardenlady.com/tomatocode.html

and this is even wierder considering I mentioned Da Vinci

http://uk.rottentomatoes.com/m/da_vinci_code/

 

[Sara Crewe]

I'm certain that he would make a lovely sissy maid.

*laughs*


So true.