Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Emerson40]

It’s the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane.

 

[Miles Long]

Breathe in, breathe out.

 

[Trigger_Warning]

This cold is kicking my ass.

 

[Saucyminx]

Let us read from the book of Fellations, Chaper 6, Verse 8.

 

[midwestyankee]

Let us read from the book of Fellations, Chaper 6, Verse 8.

“Blessed are the swallowers, for they shall know joy to the end of time.”

 

[midwestyankee]

Somebody stop me from saying all of the things!

Why would we want to do that?

 

[Saucyminx]

Somebody stop me from saying all of the things!

Well damn it, now I’m just wondering what I missed.

 

[Emerson40]

thepenisinmymouth








Did you read "the pen is in my mouth"?






The fuck you did...

 

[Miles Long]

Well damn it, now I’m just wondering what I missed.

Me too!

 

[twister947]

I had a sleep study done last night. They wired me up and checked for everything but erections, which I found disappointing.

 

[midwestyankee]

What happened around here? Did everyone go for a shit and fall in?

 

[midwestyankee]

Pretty much.

I'm glad to see that you managed to crawl back out.

 

[Saucyminx]

What happened around here? Did everyone go for a shit and fall in?

After a brief, yet torrid affair with the Tidy Bowl Man, I’m here.

What did I miss? Spare no detail.

 

[Emerson40]

Courtesy flush.

 

[Miles Long]

"Once more unto the breach!"

 

[midwestyankee]

Ralph Kramden learned to brive the porcelain dus.

 

[Emerson40]

Thirstily lush!

 

[Saucyminx]

But not a dirty lush!

 

[Miles Long]

Right there in the balls

 

[Saucyminx]

Can’t neglect the balls.

 

[Miles Long]

Can’t neglect the balls.

Never ever

 

[Saucyminx]

Though I am horrifically late, especially by her time zone, I would like to wish the luminous, gorgeous inside and out, and just all around wonderful Rainshine, a happy happy birthday!

Please imagine a giant beautiful bouquet of peonies here, because I can’t get my mother fucking iPad to hotlink anything any more. Grrrrrrrrr.

 

[Miles Long]

The Number of the Yeast!

 

[Emerson40]

I think I’d like to spend a year or so traveling around Italy, staying in little farmhouses and hill towns, cooking alongside nonnas in humble kitchens, and drinking wine in wee gardens with low stone walls and olive trees.

 

[Miles Long]

The whispering eye