Butt Plugs and Dildos

[mrJohnJones]

OooOOoOOoo

*winks*

Yeah, that's me, and I'm paid to come here and TONS of other places to get the word out. I am working for the the butt toy and lube manufacturing council!

*giggles*

Fury

There's a council for that?

I've been looking to expand on this!

Wait... Don't look at me like that... I didn't mean expand THAT way....

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[FurryFury]

There's a council for that?

I've been looking to expand on this!

Wait... Don't look at me like that... I didn't mean expand THAT way....

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Oh we feel expansion can be a very good thing! That's why we have butt plugs that come in many lengths and widths. Starting with our "Micro Penetrator Line," for the newbies and timid and ending with our "Is That a Volkswagen Up My Ass?" line. We have every size in between and TONS of lube to make it all squish goooooood!

(Course me, I prefer good old fashioned real cock but *shh* I'm not supposed to say that.)

Fury

 

[mrJohnJones]

Yikes!

Oh we feel expansion can be a very good thing! That's why we have butt plugs that come in many lengths and widths. Starting with our "Micro Penetrator Line," for the newbies and timid and ending with our "Is That a Volkswagen Up My Ass?" line. We have every size in between and TONS of lube to make it all squish goooooood!

(Course me, I prefer good old fashioned real cock but *shh* I'm not supposed to say that.)

Fury

HOLY SHIT!

I said don't look at me like that! LOL!

Ok, now lookit what you done! I'm all freaked out and excited.... put me down for the "Micro Penetrator Line", though... and no real ones for this guy, thank you!

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[FurryFury]

HOLY SHIT!

I said don't look at me like that! LOL!

Ok, now lookit what you done! I'm all freaked out and excited.... put me down for the "Micro Penetrator Line", though... and no real ones for this guy, thank you!

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*giggles and marks down order*

Would you like to supersize that?

*winks*

Fury

 

[mrJohnJones]

*giggles and marks down order*

Would you like to supersize that?

*winks*

Fury

GEEZ! Not yet! Why? You in a hurry?

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[DVS]

This thread has degraded so nicely.

I'd like to see that poster, too. Anybody got a link?

 

[FurryFury]

GEEZ! Not yet! Why? You in a hurry?

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No, not me but I'm required to ask that with every order.

*flashes bright smile*

Fury

This thread has degraded so nicely.

I'd like to see that poster, too. Anybody got a link?

Nicely degraded, I like those words together.

I'll bring the poster and the lube with me...*winks*

Fury

 

[ThorkelGriersen]

Yep!!!

*giggles and marks down order*

Would you like to supersize that?

*winks*

Fury

Where is your order counter.? Supersize for certain.

 

[FurryFury]

Where is your order counter.? Supersize for certain.

*beams*

Coming right up Sir!

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

Will you be wearing your new purchase out?

*flutters lashes*

Fury

 

[ThorkelGriersen]

Will you be wearing your new purchase out?

*flutters lashes*

Fury

OHHHH! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[red111a]

Those butt plugs with tails and stuff comin outta them have always looked like a bit of fun.

 

[DVS]

Those butt plugs with tails and stuff comin outta them have always looked like a bit of fun.

Although there are variations, those are mostly suppose to be tails for pony training. But, I've seen more and more floggers with dildo handles on them. There are even more variations on that theme, I'm sure.

I like seeing a submissive with a tail, too. And, it's fun to make her swish her tail for me, too.

 

[Lady_Prowless]

i always wanted to try butt beads i thought that it would be alittle twist..i heard there were vibrating ones too...but i heard the conventional non vibrating ones were more controlled as far as non stimulating until the user pulls them and as you got to the last ones the excitment was more intense.has anyone used the vibrating ones and if so..what experiances have you had??

 

[harv]

envious

I am envious of all of you that have partners that will do anal stuff to you. Enjoy it.
I have had to settle for doing myself most of the time. I really enjoy butt plugs and have gone from very small to moderate, a subjective term meaning 6 inches around and was called the Acorn). At first it was very difficult to complete and as I kept trying it got to where I could do it. I still remember the first time it actually went over the biggest part! WOW!
Although plugs are fun, I rather enjoy the in and out of a dildo. I started with a small double headed one we had in the house. It was only about 3 inches around. It went in pretty easy and felt great. I had it really lubed up and the more times I tried, the further I went. I got to where it was all inside me except the second head to hold onto. This let me feel something totally new as there was an intense pressure type feeling deep in my belly that was great! I did get my wife to do me once with this and she was astounded at how much of it disappeared.
I started to use bigger ones and then decided the try the "Bam" dildo. It is a little over 8 inches around and pretty blunt.
I tried it a lot of times without getting any of it actually up inside me, just opening over the head. I kept at it and one day I was relaxed enough and started playing and pushing it and what a feeling when it finally really pentrated me. I thought I was going to pass out. I didn't. I kept pushing it in and got about 4 inches in before I just had to take it out. Now I have kept practising and can actually fuck myself with about 8 inches of it. Try as I might, I cannot get the whole thing in there?
Yes, I will keep trying as it feels so damn good.
Thanks for the thread. It was fun to write my experience and also had me dripping to read the others.

 

[anne30]

It's really bad to go pluged to the church ?

 

[mrJohnJones]

i always wanted to try butt beads i thought that it would be alittle twist..i heard there were vibrating ones too...but i heard the conventional non vibrating ones were more controlled as far as non stimulating until the user pulls them and as you got to the last ones the excitment was more intense.has anyone used the vibrating ones and if so..what experiances have you had??

Yikes! And pictures, too!

I've heard from a couple of sub girlfriends on this, and the way they were used on them. It seems that at the point of climax, with constant stimulation and proper timing, it can get as crazy as having another orgasm each time one is removed. Sounds pretty intense!

Haven't heard about the vibrating ones, though. That would have to be crazy

Thanks for sharing, My Lady....

*walks back to his couch all hot, flushed and erect*

Have a Happy Holiday season!



mJJ
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[mrJohnJones]

It's really bad to go pluged to the church ?

lol... probably... especially a vibrating one...

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[FurryFury]

It's really bad to go pluged to the church ?

The way I hear it church is for us "really bad" types. The saints are either dead or assended already ya know?

*winks*

Fury

 

[mrJohnJones]

The way I hear it church is for us "really bad" types. The saints are either dead or assended already ya know?

*winks*

Fury

Heehee....

Hi gorgeous!

Ssay... speaking of... I haven't got that delivery yet... you gonna deliver it personally?

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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[FurryFury]

Gorgeous eh? I may have to throw in a few cock rings with your order and some squicklid, Sugah!

Um, no I'm far too busy on my world tour to promote the butt plug and lube manufacturing business to make home deliveries. I have to go lobby on Capitol Hill before my reign is over, it's like totally required! *bats lashes and flashes jeweled butt plug* See ya later. Watch the Miss Butt Plug Poster Girl Pageant and you will see me plugging the new winner for 2006!

Fury

 

[cellis]

* waves hands wildly in the air*

Ohhh ohhh pick me! Please, please pick me!

 

[Richard49]

* waves hands wildly in the air*

Ohhh ohhh pick me! Please, please pick me!

I picked you a long time ago

 

[mrJohnJones]

Gorgeous eh? I may have to throw in a few cock rings with your order and some squicklid, Sugah!

Um, no I'm far to busy on my world tour to promote the butt plug and lube manufacturing business to make home deliveries. I have to go lobby on Capitol Hill before my reign is over, it's like totally required! *bats lashes and flashes jeweled butt plug* See ya later. Watch the Miss Butt Plug Poster Girl Pageant and you will see me plugging the new winner for 2006!

Fury

OoooOooOoooo... thanks for the freebies!

And hope you're having a happy!

Got a petetion to sign for the lobby? I'll sign it!

I'll look for that poster!


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[ThorkelGriersen]

Churches

Apparentaly some people don't wear much in German churches. An evangelical youth group in Bavaria decided to raise funds with a calendar of Bibical scenes. I am attaching a picture of the cover. As for butt plugs, I can't tell. Anyone want to guess!!!