Chaos... to be continued

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Converters suck, btw... they're way too lose and imo a fire hazard. Every time I visit my in laws, I'm annoyed with having to jiggle it to connect right and hope it doesn't fall out.
You need better converters… I have a universal one that’s like that, but ones that I’ve used that are just for one country are fine.
 
I need some serious distraction today all… can we talk about say the silliest thing you’ve ever done or something like that?
Okay, in my party years I was dating this guy and I found a surfboard in his garage. So I then decided to Surf off of his roof thinking I could land on his trampoline. Anyway, I fell off the surfboard as soon as it started moving, tumbled off his roof, and went through the windshield of his dad's car. His dad's State Police SUV.
 
Okay, in my party years I was dating this guy and I found a surfboard in his garage. So I then decided to Surf off of his roof thinking I could land on his trampoline. Anyway, I fell off the surfboard as soon as it started moving, tumbled off his roof, and went through the windshield of his dad's car. His dad's State Police SUV.
Oh my god! I want to give this a 😲 as well as a laugh. What did his father do?
 
I need some serious distraction today all… can we talk about say the silliest thing you’ve ever done or something like that?
Well, I didn't do it myself, but some friends put together a machine where you do the mentos in diet coke thing, and had a rube Goldberg contraption where something about the weight change of the coke moved a lever which tilted a thing which poured a beer into a glass.

Which naturally had some quantity of mentos flavored diet coke in it too. A highly practical device to be sure
 
I think the silliest thing I ever did was when I was traveling alone one time, I ended up getting into a new city waaaay earlier than planned. It was like 3 or 4 am. The place I was staying wouldn’t let me into my room early, without paying for another day, so I ended up sitting in the lobby for most of the time. Except for a bit where I decided to take a walk in this foreign city at like 5 am, when it was still dark. Luckily the only thing that happened was some guy asking me if I wanted to pay him for sex. That sent me back to the hotel to sit for the rest of the time 🤣
 
I think the silliest thing I ever did was when I was traveling alone one time, I ended up getting into a new city waaaay earlier than planned. It was like 3 or 4 am. The place I was staying wouldn’t let me into my room early, without paying for another day, so I ended up sitting in the lobby for most of the time. Except for a bit where I decided to take a walk in this foreign city at like 5 am, when it was still dark. Luckily the only thing that happened was some guy asking me if I wanted to pay him for sex. That sent me back to the hotel to sit for the rest of the time 🤣
That is scary, sad, and hilarious all at the same time. Thank you for that roller coaster ride
 
I think the silliest thing I ever did was when I was traveling alone one time, I ended up getting into a new city waaaay earlier than planned. It was like 3 or 4 am. The place I was staying wouldn’t let me into my room early, without paying for another day, so I ended up sitting in the lobby for most of the time. Except for a bit where I decided to take a walk in this foreign city at like 5 am, when it was still dark. Luckily the only thing that happened was some guy asking me if I wanted to pay him for sex. That sent me back to the hotel to sit for the rest of the time 🤣
You should have asked if he would accept used panties as credit.
 
I was at a party with a couple of classmates from college oh, and this one guy had stuck his flaccid penis in a 2 L bottle and it got stuck. Now rather than panic, he proceeded to go through the house bonking people on their heads with the bottle hands-free. We eventually had to take him to the emergency department after his tip turned to scary shade of purple.
 
Lol. Sorry about that. Yeah, this is more line the videos I watch on PornTube....

Oh... I mean.... The videos I hear that exist somewhere on the Internet and I suspect that other people who are not me will occasionally watch.
Or like those videos that some people watch, or somebody comes by and offers a helping hand
 
I was at a party with a couple of classmates from college oh, and this one guy had stuck his flaccid penis in a 2 L bottle and it got stuck. Now rather than panic, he proceeded to go through the house bonking people on their heads with the bottle hands-free. We eventually had to take him to the emergency department after his tip turned to scary shade of purple.
I'll bet ER docs have some crazy stories.
 
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