Chaos... to be continued

[MsNatalie99]

maybe not silly but still in my year as exchange student (half in scotland and half in new england) i got my first 2 (or three) tattoos and my first piercing: my then scottish bf boris talked me into getting my belly button pierced and tattooed and my then us bf keith talked me into getting the tattoos around my wrists: the cuffs with the numbers '999' at the pulse or what i thought would be that number and i faked parental permission both times

Sounds like an awesome weekend! I got to start hanging out with you and your crew

 

[pumaman23]

Or like those videos that some people watch, or somebody comes by and offers a helping hand

Lol. Yeah. That happens approximately never in real life.

But maybe today's the lucky day.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'll bet ER docs have some crazy stories.

I'll bet. Like I was trying to seriously tell him we should get him to a doctor oh, but I can't finish a sentence because he's bonk bonk bonking the flipping bottle on my head while I'm trying to talk

 

[MsNatalie99]

Lol. Yeah. That happens approximately never in real life.

But maybe today's the lucky day.

For other people of course psst your secret is safe with me

 

[Joxlrg]

I could use a helping hand Anja !!!

 

[pumaman23]

such as this?

Wow. Your idea is way better than my idea

 

[DickandDoof]

looks different in germany (and the rest of europe?)

This type of plug and outlet are very common in Spain.

 

[cheekygirl75]

such as this?

Is it just me or does it bother anyone else when guys just take their pants off in porn? I feel like a shirt with no pants reminds me of a baby who just had their diaper removed

 

[MsNatalie99]

such as this?

Yes, that would be quite helpful thank you

 

[dadbod4u]

Is it just me or does it bother anyone else when guys just take their pants off in porn? I feel like a shirt with no pants reminds me of a baby who just had their diaper removed

We make fun of that, actually.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: no lava so far. And I'm not dead (yet). Will be in and out for another weekish, lovelies!

 

[MsNatalie99]

Is it just me or does it bother anyone else when guys just take their pants off in porn? I feel like a shirt with no pants reminds me of a baby who just had their diaper removed

Not as much as it bothers me that almost everybody watches porn, but nobody seems that interested in living it. I've met numerous plumbers, electricians, Pizza Boys, Waiters, and police officers, rarely did I get the results that porn promised

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

If you ever go to India/Pakistan, you'll see this is very common:

 

[MsNatalie99]

because they didn't watch the same porn as you so that they didn't know what you expected

I do meet a suprising amount of people who don't own jumper cables

 

[MsNatalie99]

Is it just me or does it bother anyone else when guys just take their pants off in porn? I feel like a shirt with no pants reminds me of a baby who just had their diaper removed

 

[MsNatalie99]

and how's that related to porn? or do i even wanna know?

Electrocution... nipple/genial torture...I ummm I like some weird stuff

 

[MsNatalie99]

as well as i do but why you need that kinda cables for that?

Because, it's what I had. Also I like the copper teeth

 

[MsNatalie99]

as well as i do but why you need that kinda cables for that? and isn't it called e-stim?

E-stim yes. Truth be told, I had an interest in it far before I knew much about it. I get my new stuff from AliEx now

 

[MsNatalie99]

not watching this as i haven't watched the movie yet

I understand, and will not spoil the wonder that is Deadpool 2 for you

 

[Diosax]

Good morning everyone

 

[MsNatalie99]

Good morning everyone

Hi Diosa! How you doin

 

[MsNatalie99]

: uses a voice changing device and switches to a male-sounding voice : buenos días oh la más divina de todas las diosas (and i hope google didn't make any mistakes)

Beautifu

 

[cheekygirl75]

Good morning everyone

Morning!

 

[Massive Grooves]

Is it just me or does it bother anyone else when guys just take their pants off in porn? I feel like a shirt with no pants reminds me of a baby who just had their diaper removed

If you don’t wear a shirt, you can’t take it off.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Not as much as it bothers me that almost everybody watches porn, but nobody seems that interested in living it. I've met numerous plumbers, electricians, Pizza Boys, Waiters, and police officers, rarely did I get the results that porn promised

The key word is “rarely”

 

[Diosax]

: uses a voice changing device and switches to a male-sounding voice : buenos días oh la más divina de todas las diosas
(and i hope google didn't make any mistakes)

It's perfect

Hi Diosa! How you doin

Hi bb I'm almost awake.
How are you

Morning!