Chaos... to be continued

[Mika1215]

All right, well goodnight everybody. Who knows, maybe I'll get in a Time Loop and tomorrow I'll be worth something

Night!

 

[Diosax]

Everyone wishing dadbod a hbd

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Make sure he can change a tire. Dated a guy who couldn't.... left him with the car.

Ok so my bf is like fucking MacGuyver. I will give him that. He had a full time job helping people in need with everything

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Aww now I feel bad, I’m past my 40’s

Ummm I love dudes in their 50s too ya know

 

[Orchidea73]

Planning anything special for your mid-life crisis?
Based on Orchi’s timeline, of course.

Orchi is always right. Wise woman that one. lol

20’s: sex , no infatuations, had a kid so lots of shit

Why that doesn't surprise me, Mr. Cold.

I’m buying the fucking beach condo in the leeward islands and drinking martinis while the fucking gardeners trim the coconuts. Listen to the frogs fucking at night. Did that in my 30’s. It was good. Should do it more.
50’s: just hope I make it

Just in doubt, can we bang before?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken”

 

[Orchidea73]

Ha. Feel like I'm coming out the other side of mine already. I hope. Or I'm totally screwed when it comes.





Sorry, should clarify I'm a YOUNG 40. Like, in the last couple of months.

Happy Birthday.

 

[gga]

Ummm I love dudes in their 50s too ya know

My clock is ticking!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Ummm I love dudes in their 50s too ya know

Keep going. You’re getting close.

 

[Orchidea73]

“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken”

Is that your favorite quote or your child is drunk on his birthday?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

My clock is ticking!

Come here, you

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Is that your favorite quote or your child is drunk on his birthday?

It’s from talledega nights. I feel like I’m more drunk on my “child’s” birthday than he is….

 

[Apisto42]

Orchi is always right. Wise woman that one. lol


Why that doesn't surprise me, Mr. Cold.



Just in doubt, can we bang before?

Well, it wasn’t till I meet you that I was old enough to have a meaningful infatuation. If I had met you in my 20’s I would have infatuated all over you. Is that a thing?

Bang before 50’s? How about a slow smoldering love affair with momentary flashes of incandescent heat? Sounds more fun than a bang.

 

[gga]

Come here, you

Act fast. 60 is only a couple months away!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Act fast. 60 is only a couple months away!

60 sounds good too baby. You are a silver fox!

 

[Orchidea73]

Well, it wasn’t till I meet you that I was old enough to have a meaningful infatuation. If I had met you in my 20’s I would have infatuated all over you. Is that a thing?

Well, if you put it that way, it most definitely is a thing.

Bang before 50’s? How about a slow smoldering love affair with momentary flashes of incandescent heat? Sounds more fun than a bang.

Fine. I'm ahead of you, so I'll let you have that, for tonight.

 

[Apisto42]

 

[Orchidea73]

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I'm glad you went with smoldering smirk, instead of this. lol

There is hope.

 

[Apisto42]

Better ending to this one than GWTW.

 

[Orchidea73]

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Better ending to this one than GWTW.

Just because I know how much you love romance.

 

[Apisto42]

Gah!!! Not romantical at all! He’s a poser.

This is better

 

[Strixaluco]

Good morning y'all! Infatuations, romances.. This sounds interesting!

 

[Strixaluco]

Only if you meet the age requirements.

Oh but the rest get plenty of interesting gossip!

 

[pumaman23]

Only if you meet the age requirements.

That conjures up old amusement park memories of not quite being tall enough to ride the rides

 

[pumaman23]

Oh but the rest get plenty of interesting gossip!

And the gossip is usually the best part!