Chaos... to be continued

[cheekygirl75]

Just fyi…. Have drunk almost a whole bottle of Prosecco on not much food (haven’t been hungry). Now’s the time to ask questions again!

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance you were looking for more salacious answers last week… here’s your second chance!

 

[AmberLGreen]

omg... whose am I holding...

Catch

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Please tell me it didn’t have anything to do with how he would like to plant stuff on your eggs

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154#:~:text=Yes.,two cylinders (corpora cavernosa).

That's what I learned about eggplants...

A penis fracture often results in a penis that bulges and appears purple, looking somewhat like an eggplant.

I learned that it's not broken until it looks like an eggplant

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

And that was…

Really not sure the class wanted a recap of that...

 

[Cogan]

(Btw, this bottle of Prosecco that I started about 45 minutes ago and that is almost empty now is going down *very* easily! Much more easily than any guy I’ve ever been with )

I’m confused. Going down on you, in you or you on him?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Really not sure the class wanted a recap of that...

I did! I honestly couldn’t remember what the lesson was

I’m confused. Going down on you, in you or you on him?

Give my analogy (metaphor?) a little leeway considering the almost full bottle of Prosecco I’ve drunk, please! The Prosecco is going down in me, the partners have failed to go down on me…

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I did! I honestly couldn’t remember what the lesson was

Give my analogy (metaphor?) a little leeway considering the almost full bottle of Prosecco I’ve drunk, please! The Prosecco is going down in me, the partners have failed to go down on me…

The Prosecco sounds like a pet name

 

[rlaflamme]

The Prosecco sounds like a pet name

Pet names are fun.

 

[Cogan]

I did! I honestly couldn’t remember what the lesson was

Give my analogy (metaphor?) a little leeway considering the almost full bottle of Prosecco I’ve drunk, please! The Prosecco is going down in me, the partners have failed to go down on me…

Ok I’ll get it. Prosecco is way better compared to your partners skills, right?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Pet names are fun.

Craziest pet name you’ve called a partner and/or that a partner has called you?

 

[rlaflamme]

Ok I’ll get it. Prosecco is way better compared to your partners skills, right?

That's sad

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ok I’ll get it. Prosecco is way better compared to your partners skills, right?

Exactly

 

[rlaflamme]

Craziest pet name you’ve called a partner and/or that a partner has called you?

Oh, it has been a long time for such things to happen. My memory isn't that good anymore!!

 

[Cogan]

That's sad

Or it’s damn good Prosecco!

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Craziest pet name you’ve called a partner and/or that a partner has called you?

Never had crazy pet names for a partner, their bits on the other hand...

 

[rlaflamme]

Craziest pet name you’ve called a partner and/or that a partner has called you?

I had a girlfriend that in private, she would call me Hound and I called her Guzzler.

 

[rlaflamme]

Or it’s damn good Prosecco!

True!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Never had crazy pet names for a partner, their bits on the other hand...

Do tell!!!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I had a girlfriend that in private, she would call me Hound and I called her Guzzler.

….. Why?

 

[rlaflamme]

Chuckles, I liked to feast, and she liked to drink.....

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Do tell!!!

There was one girl who wanted her bits to be called garfield

 

[rlaflamme]

There was one girl who wanted her bits to be called garfield

Well, Garfield is a kitty....

 

[MsNatalie99]

Craziest pet name you’ve called a partner and/or that a partner has called you?

Sasori... I thought it was like a maiden, flower, or fox.... means Scorpion. The story behind it is less flattering

 

[Cogan]

Do tell!!!

No silly or crazy nic names, but I had a girlfriend who named my balls Chip & Dale.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Sasori... I thought it was like a maiden, flower, or fox.... means Scorpion. The story behind it is less flattering

Fan of Naruto by any chance?