Chaos... to be continued

[MsNatalie99]

No silly or crazy nic names, but I had a girlfriend who named my balls Chip & Dale.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Fan of Naruto by any chance?

I'm not. I don't like most shows past the second or third season. But he was from Shinjuku

 

[Moochienanu]

That's what I learned about eggplants...

I learned that it's not broken until it looks like an eggplant

First time I saw a penile fracture I audibly winced in pain. Thankfully the patient was asleep before I removed the blanket.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Well, Garfield is a kitty....

She really liked him, apparently

 

[Cogan]

Exactly!

 

[Strixaluco]

Tiggie & Owl. Tiggie as the friend of Winnie the Poof, Owl wasn't originally a reference to that direction...

 

[rlaflamme]

And, by the way, @LaisDeMarieDeFrance offered her panties then ran away, I told you all I scare people

 

[MsNatalie99]

First time I saw a penile fracture I audibly winced in pain. Thankfully the patient was asleep before I removed the blanket.

When I saw one, the guy was very much awake and regretting his life choices

 

[rlaflamme]

She really liked him, apparently

The question is, did you really like Garfield?

 

[rlaflamme]

When I saw one, the guy was very much awake and regretting his life choices

Ouch..... No thank you.

 

[MsNatalie99]

She really liked him, apparently

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

When I saw one, the guy was very much awake and regretting his life choices

I really hope this is not a first hand experience

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

In my field of work cursing is less and less accepted.

it probably should be for me, but I find it actually helps me. I could write a book, it is kind of shocking, but me being a female in my field, especially what I specialize in, makes me rare, especially as old as I am. Most of my teammates over the years had never worked with women teammates or subordinates, and are small close knit teams by necessity. Some are deployed short term from foreign counties where women don't work, don't speak, walk behind men, etc. In the 90s, I just had to let them see a woman could be qualified and do the job, but as the world grew more strict about women in the workplace, some felt so paranoid that they could easily be viewed as offensive to women and would result in their termination and hurt future employment. I could give dozens of examples, and they are nothing. In the early 90s, I worked in a skanky want to be hooters, as a tub girl, a bartender, a booth girl, and a tuxedo shop (how bad that was surprised me). These men are nothing compared to customers. I need them to understand their behavior would have to be so egregious, so persistent, so pervasive and my direct requests to stop ignored many times in many ways before I would consider HR, and get that fast. I have never come close to going to HR. The height of #metoo made it worse. My often flamboyant appearance, my inappropriate language, discussion of racy and funny news articles is truly, in part, by design to break those paranoid men rapidly so the see their fears are unfounded. I feed them my walking HR violation self, and trust they won't report me, so they trust I am honey badger, that I got their back just like the guys do, and like I trust them to have mine. I am their peep not the hypothetical chick they fear. Being worse than they could accidental be has proven effective. Though I am often asked to speak for women kind on non work female topics because I am "kind of a woman" lol. Plus side, I have them convinced that black wide leg yoga pants and black wide leg pajama pants are women's work pants and that girly print t-shirts are actually womens business casual tops, so I have worked in pjs for years lol.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Ouch..... No thank you.

I didn't do it. but I saw it happen, then the breaker took broken arrow to the Emergency Department. #Hardcore&OldSchool

 

[Moochienanu]

When I saw one, the guy was very much awake and regretting his life choices

Sounds about right.
The early-twenties kid who shot himself in the penis on accident is the poor life choices one that always stands out to me - I just remember him asking himself over and over before and after ‘why am I so stupid?’ So much regret.

 

[gga]

Should I take my panties off?

I leave you alone for a couple hours...

 

[MsNatalie99]

Sounds about right.
The early-twenties kid who shot himself in the penis on accident is the poor life choices one that always stands out to me - I just remember him asking himself over and over before and after ‘why am I so stupid?’ So much regret.

I've gotten petty mangled, but thankfully haven't completely destroyed my noodle

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I did that earlier. Oh wait, you were talking to him.

don't they say pictures or it didn't happen lol. psst my box is open. finally got to say it. and fyi to those who don't know me as well, I am joking, not pushing.

 

[rlaflamme]

I leave you alone for a couple hours...

She threw them at @AngelWithAShotgun and ran away.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So... orgy?

that would so make my saturday better

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Should I take my panties off?

wait, you have panties. sigh am I underdressed again?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

She threw them at @AngelWithAShotgun and ran away.

I think that was Amber... red I believe

 

[rlaflamme]

I think that was Amber... red I believe

Yup, hers too, you have quite the collection building.

 

[Strixaluco]

it probably should be for me, but I find it actually helps me. I could write a book, it is kind of shocking, but me being a female in my field, especially what I specialize in, makes me rare, especially as old as I am. Most of my teammates over the years had never worked with women teammates or subordinates, and are small close knit teams by necessity. Some are deployed short term from foreign counties where women don't work, don't speak, walk behind men, etc. In the 90s, I just had to let them see a woman could be qualified and do the job, but as the world grew more strict about women in the workplace, some felt so paranoid that they could easily be viewed as offensive to women and would result in their termination and hurt future employment. I could give dozens of examples, and they are nothing. In the early 90s, I worked in a skanky want to be hooters, as a tub girl, a bartender, a booth girl, and a tuxedo shop (how bad that was surprised me). These men are nothing compared to customers. I need them to understand their behavior would have to be so egregious, so persistent, so pervasive and my direct requests to stop ignored many times in many ways before I would consider HR, and get that fast. I have never come close to going to HR. The height of #metoo made it worse. My often flamboyant appearance, my inappropriate language, discussion of racy and funny news articles is truly, in part, by design to break those paranoid men rapidly so the see their fears are unfounded. I feed them my walking HR violation self, and trust they won't report me, so they trust I am honey badger, that I got their back just like the guys do, and like I trust them to have mine. I am their peep not the hypothetical chick they fear. Being worse than they could accidental be has proven effective. Though I am often asked to speak for women kind on non work female topics because I am "kind of a woman" lol. Plus side, I have them convinced that black wide leg yoga pants and black wide leg pajama pants are women's work pants and that girly print t-shirts are actually womens business casual tops, so I have worked in pjs for years lol.

In my field of technology women are not rare, and I haven't had problems with men even when I was a fresh graduate. (Actually, I was even told I am a bit scary to approach as a woman, when I was just about 25.) Especially the bigger the city or company, the less cursing is thought to be ok.

Now usually cursing wouldn't raise eyebrows if you are damning some unfortunate happening, but if you direct it to others...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just fyi…. Have drunk almost a whole bottle of Prosecco on not much food (haven’t been hungry). Now’s the time to ask questions again!

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance you were looking for more salacious answers last week… here’s your second chance!

drunk cheeky? yes.