Cock Talk

[MindYaBitness]

I will go with the majority rule on this one.


Because no way am I clicking that link.


Gah!

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I realize this is Cock Talk, but shouldn't there be a reciprocal questions for those of us without appendages, Muscles?

Not saying I'll participate, mind, but it's always interesting to read what other people post. *nods*

Lol, fear not, it's just a guy dancing, contortionist style. It's amazing, I'm not particularly flexible, so watching him is almost mesmerizing. (If I shared something explicit/naughty, I'd definitely give you a heads first!)

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yes. We will get messy.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/vpelRsV0vmwAAAAC/antonio-banderas-dissatisfied.gif

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Is it safe to come back in here yet?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is it safe to come back in here yet?

Has it ever been?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Has it ever been?

Well, my specific blowjob aversion has kept me away this week

 

[Endless_Night]

Lol, fear not, it's just a guy dancing, contortionist style. It's amazing, I'm not particularly flexible, so watching him is almost mesmerizing. (If I shared something explicit/naughty, I'd definitely give you a heads first!)

*takes a chance*

Wow. That looks . . . painful?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, my specific blowjob aversion has kept me away this week

Wait, are you my ex?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

*takes a chance*

Wow. That looks . . . painful?

After the exorcist move, I spent the rest of the video pondering which disease he had

 

[Endless_Night]

After the exorcist move, I spent the rest of the video pondering which disease he had

I mean, I"m pretty limber, but that whole turn your torso entirely around move is all kinds of disturbing.

 

[morelikeasong]

Don’t stay quiet. Talk to me. Tell me what you like. Talk dirty. Make some moans or grunts. Say SOMETHING. Just don’t be silent.

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(And also— make sure you know what your partner likes to hear before you try it out mid blow-job )

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wait, are you my ex?

She may be part of my support group

 

[hotwords229_A]

The same person who gave me the first job used to wear this white lab coat for her job.

Stripper?

Is this recent?

Not really. Maybe 7 years ago?! That seems like a long time ago now!

He was the same size as the dildo I had.

This is an interesting point.
I should have asked who practiced giving blowjobs before the main event and what did you practice on.

I remember liking how it felt in my mouth

 

[hotwords229_A]

I realize this is Cock Talk, but shouldn't there be a reciprocal questions for those of us without appendages, Muscles?

Yes.
I was going to ask these questions as “oral”, but I wanted to focus on blowjobs specifically.
I do have two thumbs after all.

 

[morelikeasong]

What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?

Me!

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?
I’ve definitely given a few surprise blowies

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?
As with all sex things, communication is important on both sides, giver and receiver. There’s certain things I really don’t like when I’m giving a blowjob. I’ve tried to be proactive about letting my partner know these things beforehand but it’s also good to be asked.

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?
Not a problem I have currently. There was a time when I didn’t really give blow jobs. My partners seemed to understand and didn’t complain? But also I think we were immature and not the best at communicating back then so who knows.

Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?
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Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )?
Mouth/throat or breasts. Face is off limits

Describe your best blowjob experience:
Dropped to my knees in the gazebo of a botanical garden on a slow day

How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?
Feedback! Like @Love_Is_Blonde said, I want to hear from you. I want you to moan and curse and praise and direct. I wanna know what you want me to do and what I’m doing that you love. And I definitely want to know when you’re getting close

 

[wrodgers89]

Was your first blowjob experience a good one?
Not really. It was when I was much younger in the showers by the pool. As is the case with anything during those years of our lives, the whole thing was awkward.
Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?
That first one was quite a surprise haha. An ex of mine was in the very backseat of a bus on the way to a game and we were surrounded by people in front of us and she slipped down and did it right there. No one could see but I didn't know that was even in the cards.
Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?
Have not experienced this and hope to never!
What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?
Establish boundaries. Dirty talk that is or is not off limits, prefer hair pulling or not, where to cum, etc.
If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?
I've had women who don't like it. Just respected that and moved on. Not worth pressing someone on something that they don't want to do.
Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?
Pretty great at receiving them if that counts.
Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )?
I cum quite a bit so mouth really isn't an option with most women. I love marking my territory on a lovely set of breasts but given the velocity at which I tend to erupt, it ends up everywhere.
Describe your best blowjob experience:
After a date, we went back to her house. We started making out on her hammock out back and then went inside half-dressed for more stable accommodations. She sat me down in a chair, walked over to the fridge and grabbed me a beer and the remote and turned on SportsCenter while handing me the beer. She gave me a lap dance before putting a couple ice cubes in her mouth, then went down on me as I sat there drinking a beer.Eventually I couldn't take it anymore and lifted her up onto me. Came like a firehose after that until we both had to shower off.
Have you received a blowjob from a dude? How’d that go?
Nope.
How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?
Communication is key. In terms of the nuts and bolts of it, no pun intended, using a hand while it's in her mouth and stroking in synchronicity is always a favorite of mine.

 

[Mei5ter]

What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f8956ad20242bce1b477ba306a12ab3e/ce6b74a6d5d344d2-96/s500x750/8504cca85c2fd17d590c3d9aa20533a8ad0d9531.jpg

https://preview.redd.it/d5e2rfkw15g01.jpg?auto=webp&s=e0dd67773fcf58608bf97ee4b161ea9ee2e70b5a

You have a typo on your top.
229 would be BBI. I think you meant HotWords 2.10.

Anyhow. I'm now going back into hibernation. If anyone wants me, I'm watching Ludwig.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You have a typo on your top.
229 would be BBI. I think you meant HotWords 2.10.

Anyhow. I'm now going back into hibernation. If anyone wants me, I'm watching Ludwig.

Welcome back

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Was your first blowjob experience a good one?

The best one I've had to date. I should have proposed to her

Did you ever give or receive a surprise blowjob from someone that was unexpected?

Nope, but sounds fun!

Did putting a cock in your mouth feel the way you thought it would the first time you did it?

Never had one in my mouth. However, a dildo was surprising. It wasn't very large, but took up more space than I thought it would. I'm proud to say I can handle more length than I expected.

What are some good etiquette pointers you would like to share regarding blowjobs?

In my opinion, it can never be too sloppy.

If you do not like getting/giving blowjobs, but your partner does, how do you manage that in your relationship?

Still trying to figure this out.

Of you are good at giving a BJ, why do you think you’re so good? What is your secret?

Never given one, but I'd like to think I'm at least average, if not better. I'm willing to try new things, get outside my comfort zone, and I've already mentioned I can take quite a bit without any reaction.

Do you prefer to cum in the mouth, on the breasts or all over her hair (like most women desire )?

Variety is the spice of life, but I love being told or asked for any specific location. It makes me think my partner is enjoying herself. When in doubt though, in the mouth. And don't be afraid to kiss me afterwards.

Describe your best blowjob experience:

Visiting a flirty friend in college. She was the one I should have proposed to. In her loft bad, dorm mate in the room, she had amazing skills. I know she reads stories here, but if she has an account, I don't know. I genuinely hope she reads this. I think of that weekend - and her, often.

Have you received a blowjob from a dude? How’d that go?

Nope

How can the blowjob experience be made better, giving or receiving?

Be enthusiastic, have fun, don't take yourself too seriously, and try new things! And ALWAYS communicate often, freely, and openly.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

You have a typo on your top.
229 would be BBI. I think you meant HotWords 2.10.

Anyhow. I'm now going back into hibernation. If anyone wants me, I'm watching Ludwig.

*googles Ludwig and brings *

 

[Mei5ter]

*googles Ludwig and brings *

Popcorn! The third best oral pleasure you can have on a couch!

Is it safe to come back in here yet?

Welcome back

Thank you, and I hope those two posts aren't connected.

 

[Mei5ter]

A propos, and since the subject has raised its head (so to speak), what exactly is so special about a blowjob as opposed to the 217-odd other possible things you can do to give your partner an orgasm? Aren't there other things which feel better, or more intimate, or more...something?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Thank you, and I hope those two posts aren't connected.

So long as you don't jizz above my collarbone we'll be fine

 

[aussiegeekygal]

A propos, and since the subject has raised its head (so to speak), what exactly is so special about a blowjob as opposed to the 217-odd other possible things you can do to give your partner an orgasm? Aren't there other things which feel better, or more intimate, or more...something?

*Instantly develops crush*

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

A propos, and since the subject has raised its head (so to speak), what exactly is so special about a blowjob as opposed to the 217-odd other possible things you can do to give your partner an orgasm? Aren't there other things which feel better, or more intimate, or more...something?

Well, I guess it is something that can be intimate or naughty, or something to show off some skill, but also something to be enjoyed if you really don’t have any experience at all? I think there’s something for (almost) anyone.

It’s like the baked potato of foreplay. You can have a baked potato with butter and salt. Delicious. Simple. No frills. But what’s not to like? Everybody likes that for the most part. Carbs and salt! But then once you learn what you like, maybe add some scallions and sour cream. Or some bacon and cheese? Or go crazy and add barbecue chicken! I mean…who knows WHAT kinda freaky stuff people are in to.

Now, are there things to try, other than the baked potato? Oh yes. We don’t want just a baked potato.

But what else do you want on your menu?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well, I guess it is something that can be intimate or naughty, or something to show off some skill, but also something to be enjoyed if you really don’t have any experience at all? I think there’s something for (almost) anyone.

It’s like the baked potato of foreplay. You can have a baked potato with butter and salt. Delicious. Simple. No frills. But what’s not to like? Everybody likes that for the most part. Carbs and salt! But then once you learn what you like, maybe add some scallions and sour cream. Or some bacon and cheese? Or go crazy and add barbecue chicken! I mean…who knows WHAT kinda freaky stuff people are in to.

Now, are there things to try, other than the baked potato? Oh yes. We don’t want just a baked potato.

But what else do you want on your menu?

I'm not sure about blowjobs anymore but I really want some fried chicken now.