Cock Talk

[darkelf9]

Can I just say- I love you pervs??
Because I do!

We accept, but you're buying dinner. And no I don't mean Maccas (McDonalds for our American friends)

 

[darkelf9]

With all the talk about communication in relationships, I thought I'd contribute

I value truth, honesty, anal...ah, I mean.... her feelings.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Whorerween

We have one week until Halloween. Let’s lighten things up a bit . . .

What horror movie character do you think you are most like?
What horror movie character would you most like to be?
What horror movie character would you like to have sex with?
What is your favorite horror movie?
What horror movie are you still too afraid to watch?
If you were playing a character in a horror movie, what type of death scene would you like?
Who is the sexiest horror movie monster (any antagonist)?
What is the best nude scene in a horror movie?
Do you prefer horror movies, books, campfire tales, podcasts, rollercoasters? What is your preferred way to enjoy being scared.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

OMG, it's Sara

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Whorerween
We have one week until Halloween. Let’s lighten things up a bit . . .

What horror movie character do you think you are most like?

I'm probably in the minority here, but I don't really watch horror movies (isn't real life scary enough?), so I pretty much only have Stranger Things to pull from. With that, Murray.

What horror movie character would you most like to be?

I should probably just stop since I'm contributing nothing.

What horror movie character would you like to have sex with?

Jennifer - Jennifer'a Body

What is your favorite horror movie?

Stranger Things

What horror movie are you still too afraid to watch?

It's not fear, I just don't enjoy them.

If you were playing a character in a horror movie, what type of death scene would you like?

Whatever is quickest!

Who is the sexiest horror movie monster (any antagonist)?

Jennifer, again

What is the best nude scene in a horror movie?

I have no idea.

Do you prefer horror movies, books, campfire tales, podcasts, rollercoasters? What is your preferred way to enjoy being scared.

If the odds of death are nearly 0, it's not as fun. I enjoy the risk of death, which is why I don't care about horror movies or books. Reality is far scarier than fiction.

 

[Photog1rl]

I'm probably in the minority here, but I don't really watch horror movies (isn't real life scary enough?), so I pretty much only have Stranger Things to pull from. With that, Murray.


I should probably just stop since I'm contributing nothing.


Jennifer - Jennifer'a Body


Stranger Things


It's not fear, I just don't enjoy them.


Whatever is quickest!


Jennifer, again


I have no idea.


If the odds of death are nearly 0, it's not as fun. I enjoy the risk of death, which is why I don't care about horror movies or books. Reality is far scarier than fiction.

Hey Twin-I am so not a horror movie person. I watched a ton before I was like 14-unsupervised life for the win-but I've basically blocked them all out. I didn't even finish stranger things.
I’ll sit this one out but appreciate a fellow non horror person.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't watch horror, either

And I hate being scared #ptsd

 

[Endless_Night]

What horror movie character do you think you are most like?
Are we talking tropes? Then probably The Harbinger or the Hysteric.

What horror movie character would you most like to be?
Maybe Mina or Lucy from Dracula? Some character where I do nothing but wander about a gothic mansion in a nightgown looking ethereal.

What horror movie character would you like to have sex with?
Werewolves are hot. Assuming the don't decide to rend and consume ones flesh in the process.

What is your favorite horror movie?
Hmmm. Tough.

-I love all the old black and white Universal monster movies.
-The Thing (1982) has to top the list, plus return of the Living Dead as far as camp (and two of the only gory movies I can watch. )
-The Changeling (1980) might be my favorite supernatural movie.

This is an impossible question.

What horror movie are you still too afraid to watch?
The Spiral Staircase (1946). I saw this as a child, late night tv, and it scared the bejeezus out of me.

If you were playing a character in a horror movie, what type of death scene would you like?
Oooh, boy. Well, drowning would be relatively painless, as these things go, but, is there a sexy way to die? That might be a nice juxtaposition. Considering life has been somewhat under sexed.

Who is the sexiest horror movie monster (any antagonist)?
Drawing a blank on this one.

What is the best nude scene in a horror movie?
Uhh. Not exactly my forte. Can I defer to the OP on this one? For some reason I feel quite sure he has an answer.

Do you prefer horror movies, books, campfire tales, podcasts, rollercoasters? What is your preferred way to enjoy being scared.
Films. Books are too realsies.

 

[Endless_Night]

< but I don't really watch horror movies >

< I am so not a horror movie person. >

I don't watch horror, either

I'm sorry. These responses do not compute.

Where's @NRJLIVES4ever when you need him.

 

[Biggalute]

Hey Twin-I am so not a horror movie person. I watched a ton before I was like 14-unsupervised life for the win-but I've basically blocked them all out. I didn't even finish stranger things.
I’ll sit this one out but appreciate a fellow non horror person.

I don't watch horror, either

And I hate being scared #ptsd

I used to hide behind the sofa at Dr Who, (ok, I still do)

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I don't watch horror, either

And I hate being scared #ptsd

Love is the closest reaction I could use to fit the situation.

I'm fortunate, I was able to process some acute PTSD and stopped getting triggered by certain stimuli. I think my adrenaline junkie tendencies are a reaction to those traumas I still react to.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I'm sorry. These responses do not compute.

Where's @NRJLIVES4ever when you need him.

Marathoning horror movies.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What horror movie character do you think you are most like?

i dont watch horror movies any more. Not anything scary. Or disturbing. Or suspenseful. Or anything that involves someone being humiliated or anything tense.

What horror movie character would you most like to be?

I dont know.

What horror movie character would you like to have sex with?

i dont know.

What is your favorite horror movie?

I watched the original candyman movie 5 times.

What horror movie are you still too afraid to watch?

all of them. Final destination and misery still give me shivers.

If you were playing a character in a horror movie, what type of death scene would you like?

one where i survive.

Who is the sexiest horror movie monster (any antagonist)?

i dont know.

What is the best nude scene in a horror movie?

i don't know

Do you prefer horror movies, books, campfire tales, podcasts, rollercoasters? What is your preferred way to enjoy being scared.

I've always read the books. I can control my fear that way. I don't like being scared. Campfires don't scare me.

There is a podcast in the UK called Uncanny. I scared myself to death listening to it on dog walks in the winter. The guy who's on it wrote 'Ghost Story: 2.22' - a great play - if you've ever seen it

Rollercoasters make me feel sick. Who likes being nauseous?

 

[SixShooter14]

OMG, it's Sara

that was my first thought as well!!

 

[SixShooter14]

Whorerween

We have one week until Halloween. Let’s lighten things up a bit . . .
What horror movie character do you think you are most like?

Like many others, I'm not a horror fan, never have been.

if I had to pick a character...maybe Ash from Evil Dead? is that horror?

What horror movie character would you most like to be?
What horror movie character would you like to have sex with?

N/A

What is your favorite horror movie?

Army of Darkness (again, is that horror?)

What horror movie are you still too afraid to watch?
If you were playing a character in a horror movie, what type of death scene would you like?
Who is the sexiest horror movie monster (any antagonist)?
What is the best nude scene in a horror movie?
Do you prefer horror movies, books, campfire tales, podcasts, rollercoasters? What is your preferred way to enjoy being scared.

N/A

 

[RosewoodTulip]

What horror movie character do you think you are most like?

I always identified a lot with Carrie when I was younger. The quiet outcast. Unfortunately I never got the telekinesis

What horror movie character would you most like to be?

Alien queen

What horror movie character would you like to have sex with?

Eric Draven (The Crow)

What is your favorite horror movie?

The Birds

What horror movie are you still too afraid to watch?

I don't like the body horror types. I prefer the psychological mind fucks rather than gore and gratuitous jumpscares

If you were playing a character in a horror movie, what type of death scene would you like?

Oh maybe pushed off a tall tower in my nightdress, slowly falling against the backdrop of a full moon

Who is the sexiest horror movie monster (any antagonist)?

Dracula or any decent vampire

What is the best nude scene in a horror movie?

Old lady in The Shining

Do you prefer horror movies, books, campfire tales, podcasts, rollercoasters? What is your preferred way to enjoy being scared.

Books. Well old me loves books. I love King. His short stories are especially good at those little unsettling whispers in the dark.

These days I can't really handle it. I get too anxious not knowing what will happen so then I have to find all the spoilers and by then I've lost interest

 

[Endless_Night]

The Birds

Oh! Top of my list! And the book.

I don't like the body horror types.

*agrees*

Oh maybe pushed off a tall tower in my nightdress, slowly falling against the backdrop of a full moon

This is a most excellent answer.

 

[darkelf9]

Like a few others have posted, I'm not a big horror movie fan but I do like Steven King's novels which a friend of mine got me hooked on. She gave me one of her Steven King novels and I've been a fan since then going back nearly 40yrs.

Female Vampire would be my pick for a sexy horror character.

As for a horror movie well IT or The Stand. But to add an Aussie movie in there, it would be Wolf Creek. Some people might say the Aussie countryside is a horror story given all the deadly animals we have here in Australia.

Just to change the topic if anyone wants to check out an Aussie tough guy movie, Chopper is one to watch. Stars Eric Bana as a bad guy and hit man, based on a real person in the Aussie crime world. If you don't know who Eric Bana is, he was The Hulk (2003) and also acted in Black Hawk Down, was also in Troy. Some people might still not be aware he is an Aussie.

 

[darkelf9]

Was on tour through Europe on one of those age appropriate tours. Everyone was between 18-35 yrs old, mainly in our 20's. Most of the people on this tour were Aussies with some Kiwis (New Zealanders) and a few Canadians. Aussies and Kiwis tend to travel to the same spots around the world. And I learned where there are Aussies there is usually a couple of Canadians. We were on the Greece leg of the tour in a Greek tavern on this night. So one of our Aussie group said to one of the women on the tour.."let's go, mate". As people are now aware the word "mate" in Aussie lingo means buddy/friend. So one of the Canadian guys said..."wait you guys just tell a woman, let's go mate and she leaves with you"...of course us Aussies are always up for a prank, said..."yep, that's all you have to do in Australia". So the Aussie guys within earshot of this conversation just kept the joke going and a couple of the Aussie women joined in. So this Canadian guy walked away thinking that's how you pick up women in Australia you just have to say "let's go mate" and they will. And for the rest of the tour we didn't tell him it was a joke. It did make us laugh though and no matter how hard he tried, none of the women on the tour wanted to have anything to do with him and that included the Canadian women on the tour. When I was travelling thru Canada on several visits, the women would always comment on my lovely British accent which it isn't. They just wanted me to talk about anything just to hear me talk. Which my Canadian friends found rather funny.

 

[darkelf9]

On the theme of Aussie lingo. A quick intro.

"crack a fat" - boner/erection

"rooting" - having sex, so when you Americans say you are rooting for the team, it makes us Aussies laugh.

"cockhead" - idiot, "hey cockhead" - means a warning to the respective idiot, it's an aggressive comment.

"clever dick" - sarcasm towards someone who does something or says something to show they are better than you. It's a backhanded compliment.

"rooted" - means something is broken. "mate your car is rooted", "it's fucked mate"

"bum pack" - what Americans call a Fanny Pack. Note for our American friends, a Fanny in Aussie lingo is a vagina. So when you guys say Fanny Pack in Australia we laugh cause you are saying Vagina Pack. So if you get caught in the rain whilst in Australia, don't utter the phrase..."my fanny pack is wet". I've heard Americans say this out loud, well because Americans are loud when not in America.

We also throw the C word around in Aussie lingo.

"you're a cunt" - means you're stupid/arsehole (asshole for you Americans).

"have a go ya cunt" - means you're about to fight someone.

We also take some of our lingo from the UK, such as :

"got pissed" - means got drunk,

"taking the piss" - means you are trying to fool me.

"you like to drink piss" - means you like to drink bad beer like Fosters.

FYI we don't drink Fosters in Australia so don't ask for it if you come here. We used to drink Fosters about 40yrs ago, but CUB (Carlton and United Breweries - Melbourne company) changed the recipe to appeal to the UK market and we stopped drinking it because the taste was completely different and nobody here in Australia liked the new taste so we stopped drinking it and pubs removed it as a tap beer. You could only get it in bottles and cans after that, then it went off the market due to the lack of sales. You can still buy it in either bottles and cans but only in selective areas to cater to the tourist market.

 

[hotwords229_A]

There is a podcast in the UK called Uncanny.

I just started listening to this last week. I’m almost done with the entire thing.
Love it!

 

[hotwords229_A]

OMG, it's Sara

Who is Sara?

Maybe Mina or Lucy from Dracula?

You realize what happened to Lucy, right? Maybe just go with Mina?

The Spiral Staircase (1946). I saw this as a child, late night tv, and it scared the bejeezus out of me

I won’t ruin the ending but Ethel Barrymore kicks ass at the end. I love that scene!

Alien queen

I always identified a lot with Carrie when I was younger. The quiet outcast. Unfortunately I never got the telekinesis

The Birds

I don't like the body horror types. I prefer the psychological mind fucks rather than gore and gratuitous jumpscares

Oh maybe pushed off a tall tower in my nightdress, slowly falling against the backdrop of a full moon

These are all great answers.

 

[hotwords229_A]

What horror movie character do you think you are most like?

This is a tough one. I would like to think I’m pretty much Kurt Russel in The Thing, but I’m probably more Kenneth Tobey in the original The Thing—he seemed more confused like I would probably be.

I also think I might be David from An American Werewolf in London. I can see me reacting to things the way he did.

What horror movie character would you most like to be?

Probably Paul from Friday the 13th part 2, because he gets Ginny (Amy Steele)!

What horror movie character would you like to have sex with?

Ginny (Friday the 13th part 2)!

What is your favorite horror movie?

Halloween (1978)

What horror movie are you still too afraid to watch?

I fear no movie.

If you were playing a character in a horror movie, what type of death scene would you like?

There is a scene in Slaughter High where a guy and girl are having sex and she grabs an electrified metal headboard and the get electrocuted while orgasming.

That seems like a great way to go.

Who is the sexiest horror movie monster (any antagonist)?

I bet Jason has a pretty great dick and balls. I don’t know why I feel that way, I just do.

What is the best nude scene in a horror movie?

Pamela Susan Shoop in Halloween II.

Do you prefer horror movies, books, campfire tales, podcasts, rollercoasters? What is your preferred way to enjoy being scared.

All. I’m always up for a good scary story.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What is your favorite horror movie?
Hmmm. Tough.

-I love all the old black and white Universal monster movies.
-The Thing (1982) has to top the list, plus return of the Living Dead as far as camp (and two of the only gory movies I can watch. )
-The Changeling (1980) might be my favorite supernatural movie.

This is an impossible question.

What horror movie are you still too afraid to watch?
The Spiral Staircase (1946). I saw this as a child, late night tv, and it scared the bejeezus out of me.

There are few answers on here with which I have agreed with as much as this one. I want make popcorn and watch movies with you on a couch under a big blanket right now...

Together we could make it through The Spiral Staircase.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What horror movie character would you most like to be?
Maybe Mina or Lucy from Dracula? Some character where I do nothing but wander about a gothic mansion in a nightgown looking ethereal.

Lucy becomes a child killing monster. Go with Mina. Best yet, be BookMina. BookMina kicks ass.