Confess Your Embarrassing Boner Stories!

[Nurseguy75]

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[Nurseguy75]

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[eroticspank]

I was in a crowded subway car in China or Japan I don't remember which. In that country they(the staff) push you in the car to ensure they get as many people on as possible.

I had been on the subway many times and been crammed in between people with no problem. But this time there was an Asian woman in front of me. Her ass was round, firm, and it was the exact height of my crotch. She had on some kind of tight yoga pants making her perfect ass look even better. As we were forced into the train her ass began to push against my crotch. I could not move or turn without bringing attention to her ass and my hard on. With every bump or vibration of the train I was pushed against her, I was very embarrassed. She was just as embarrassed and had a red face. But when she looked at me--even though we could not speak the same language--she could tell I felt terrible and seemed to relax a bit.

When her stop came she got off the train and looked back at me. It was a smile and a look that it was okay. I still felt bad but she was in my fantasies for years later.

For those of you that have ridden on those trains, I did have my hand on my wallet the entire time. I could have been seen as a pervert because my wallet is in my front pocket but luckily nothing happened.

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[Crownvic]

late teens (cuz that's LIT policy--grin), decide to cut the grass in a pair of cut-offs and nothing else. The neighbor lady asks if I could go ahead and do her yard as well. I start in the front and realize that my cock is rubbing against the denim and I'm getting a stiffy. Neighbor is watching through her front window.

I take a break and drink water from her hose and let the water run down my sweaty chest.....she's still watching........which makes me harder but now the denim is soaked with sweat and water. I go to her back yard. She comes out and offers me a soda. I'm drinking it but she hasn't backed away and the little guy is now not so little...and she is looking right at the soldier.

I go back and start cutting her back yard. She sits in a patio chair, her legs slightly open (shorts and a halter top)....that ain't helping! She crosses her leg over the other and one sandal dangles from her toes, pained a very sexy deep red and my cock is straining to escape the confines of my shorts. Which means it's rubbing right against the waistband now. I am very close to cummin and she is now just watching me, her legs more open. I finish cutting her yard and kill the engine. I'm standing only a couple feet away from her.

"You are naughty to get an erection in my yard," she says in the most gravely voice I've ever heard. 'You are bad' she says more softly but gruffly. as she cups my erectoin and presses down and I cum all over my shorts.

Sigh.......some of the above is true....the erection....the neighbor lady watching closely. What part is fantasy? All these years later, what does it matter?

Love to have over in my yard...playing with her sandals...love her toes....

 

[Vitriolhack]

A couple of years ago I met a guy I thought was Mr Right. He was always a perfect Gentleman, always dressed impeccably, always cheerful, very masculine and handsome.
Two days after meeting, he called me for a date- we had a wonderful evening together at a nice restaurant getting acquainted. He took me home, walked me to the door- always perfect.

Two, three, four, five dates and the guy never made a move on me, and I'm accustomed to being hit on at least the second date. I was really perplexed. Each time I invited him in for a night-cap, "No, I must be up early tomorrow..." I really began to wonder about this guy...

Finally on the sixth date he invited me to a fancy dinner dance at his club. I got to meet several of his friends, their wives, gf's. Very nice. Great progress, I thought... but not enough.

Desert was served to our table of 10 and I turned to him and said, "Gee...I feel a draft; I wish now I'd worn panties this evening..." He dropped his fork and his eyes bugged out of his head in astonishment. I immediately excused myself, went to the ladies room, took off my panties and stuffed them in my purse. As soon as I returned, he said, "Care to go to my place for a night-cap?"

I grinned, looked down and it was raging. I chucked out loud and flashed a big smile. "Please walk in front of me as we exit", he whispered.

He's now my husband...

(Pay attention, JT)

What a cute and delicious tale.

 

[OColderM]

Had not been working in London long, I was 16 years old and commuted on British Rail. Sat on the train to go home one evening and a lady in the next section, on the isle as I was, crossed her legs. Her skirt was incredible short, as they often were in those days, and I could see her entire gorgeous leg all the way up and under her bum. Needless to say I got hard really quick and it was obvious, the lady sitting on the widow side of her said "that boy can see all the way up your leg", "I dont care she said, looks like I have given him a nice hard on". Not knowing what to do I got up and rushed to the next carriage hoping the hard would die down. After that I always made sure I had at least one magazine with me to place on my lap to hide any future hard and they did happen often

 

[Iwillbeyourbitch]

One time I went to a Finnish Sauna, probably one of the few genuine ones on the planet.
In the actual sauna there were a couple of really pretty girls lying naked on the benches, but before I got too obvious the heat hit me and I lost all interest.
( as you do!).
When my fifteen to twenty minutes was up I went outside and jumped into the ice-pool. Well, you guessed it, instant boner.
I was shaking with cold, but the bloody thing wouldn't go away, and there were too many patrons coming and going for me to slip out discreetly.
I think I was close to hyperthermia before I got the situation under control

 

[Paul_Chance]

One time I went to a Finnish Sauna, probably one of the few genuine ones on the planet.
In the actual sauna there were a couple of really pretty girls lying naked on the benches, but before I got too obvious the heat hit me and I lost all interest.
( as you do!).
When my fifteen to twenty minutes was up I went outside and jumped into the ice-pool. Well, you guessed it, instant boner.
I was shaking with cold, but the bloody thing wouldn't go away, and there were too many patrons coming and going for me to slip out discreetly.
I think I was close to hyperthermia before I got the situation under control

Great story!

 

[eroticspank]

I was in my hotel room reading an issue of Penthouse Variations. Yes this was a while ago, those magazines probably don't exist anymore. Anyway, I was on the bed in my underwear when I heard a knock at the door. I could not believe who would be knocking at my door in the early afternoon so I got out of bed and went to the door. But before I got to the door, there was a second knock and this time I heard the woman say, "House keeping!" and she unlocked the door. Before I could get to the door or say anything she had the door fully open.

She just looked at me shocked. I was standing there with the Variations mag in one hand, my underwear was at my ankles and my erection in full view. "There is someone in here!" I finally said way too late. She seemed to stare at me for a minute, I am sure it was only a few seconds and then she said, "Sorry!" and closed the door.

Completely embarrassed, I tried not to look at any of the maids during the rest of my stay there.



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[Paul_Chance]

This happened recently enough that I am still amused by it. I am at breakfast with my business adviser and we're meeting with a small business that is looking for some backing and expertise to skill up. It's not really a business meeting, more of a "get to know a friend of a friend of a friend who might have something interesting". The small business is a dog training (search, rescue, companion) company.

One of the partners is a tall, ice blond, classically beautiful Nordic woman. As we're all making small talk she and I are engaged in some friendly flirting. She's sitting across from me at a picnic table and she has this direct, penetrating way of looking at you that is, well, kind of arousing. Lots of eye contact, lots of smiling.

And I start to get mildly aroused, contemplating possibilities. Now, here is thing - I "hang left" normally. So, when I start to get aroused my cock slides down the left leg of my slacks. But, because of the position I happen to be sitting in, as it hardens it starts to slide down to right leg of my slacks, which is kind of painful, especially as it gets harder and harder. I am sitting there, doing my best not to squirm, and desperately needing to reach down and adjust before it gets too painful.

When breakfast is finished, everyone stands up and shakes hands....except me. I shake hands, but there is no way I am going to stand up because by the end of breakfast I am raging hard and down the wrong pants leg and in a fair degree of pain.

 

[LizVegas79]

This happened recently enough that I am still amused by it. I am at breakfast with my business adviser and we're meeting with a small business that is looking for some backing and expertise to skill up. It's not really a business meeting, more of a "get to know a friend of a friend of a friend who might have something interesting". The small business is a dog training (search, rescue, companion) company.

One of the partners is a tall, ice blond, classically beautiful Nordic woman. As we're all making small talk she and I are engaged in some friendly flirting. She's sitting across from me at a picnic table and she has this direct, penetrating way of looking at you that is, well, kind of arousing. Lots of eye contact, lots of smiling.

And I start to get mildly aroused, contemplating possibilities. Now, here is thing - I "hang left" normally. So, when I start to get aroused my cock slides down the left leg of my slacks. But, because of the position I happen to be sitting in, as it hardens it starts to slide down to right leg of my slacks, which is kind of painful, especially as it gets harder and harder. I am sitting there, doing my best not to squirm, and desperately needing to reach down and adjust before it gets too painful.

When breakfast is finished, everyone stands up and shakes hands....except me. I shake hands, but there is no way I am going to stand up because by the end of breakfast I am raging hard and down the wrong pants leg and in a fair degree of pain.

Oh my god Paul that is sooo funny!

I always figured when a guy didn't stand up after a meeting it was because he didn't appreciate my input. I've been all 'that fuck-head didn't even make eye contact or smile after the meeting was over. what's his malfunction?"

I never even considered that maybe it was awkward because IT was awkward LOL

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

Several family members have had issues with skin cancer. So the encouraged me to get checked. During the exam I strip to my boxers and the female doc and asst start to systematically inspect every inch of my body. Eventually it’s time to look at the skin under my boxers. I’m facing away from doc and asst when I pull em down and she looks at a few moles on my ass, even touching one lightly. Her touch, the moment, the exposure what ever it was, I started to fell it swell. Now turn around, she said. Embarrassed I turn to face her and the asst, both of whom are attractive women. My semi hard cock twitches. Doc looks up and just smiles. Then she moves my ball sac to one side and then the other. With the exam now complete she smiles and says you appear to be very healthy. Well let you get dressed and we’ll be back to finish up.

 

[bone251]

I had two young girls at the urologist office do an ultra sound on my testicles.

So I am laying there not sure what to expect, watching both girls bend over to get things with asses pointed my way.

One of the girls goes to squirt the gel and the lid falls off and the whole bottled dribbles all over my junk.

Now when then grab my dick to move it fingers and hands slide the full length and over the tip.

Repeatedly.

Then again.

Now more carefully and slowly.

I laid there gasping quietly wondering if I could ask for a happy ending.






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[o2baPrince]

I had two young girls at the urologist office do an ultra sound on my testicles.

So I am laying there not sure what to expect, watching both girls bend over to get things with asses pointed my way.

One of the girls goes to squirt the gel and the lid falls off and the whole bottled dribbles all over my junk.

Now when then grab my dick to move it fingers and hands slide the full length and over the tip.

Repeatedly.

Then again.

Now more carefully and slowly.

I laid there gasping quietly wondering if I could ask for a happy ending.






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Some doctor visits are better than others!

 

[Texastuffbbc]

True story:

Was on a business trip and we had a casual planned of mixing and mingling. I went to my room and changed into jeans and of course was going to relieve myself after a full day of meetings and being in a cold meeting room (thank goodness for cold air and thin tops).

I laid back for a bit and gave myself a self massage, not quick mind you. I then noticed the time, so I pulled on my Levi’s and tucked myself in. I opened my door and was met coming down the hall by to of my female colleagues. They said hello, but their eyes never looked in my face. I was hanging to the right down my leg. They said my name in a WTF VOICE. I just stood there for a bit and then made my way to the elevator. It nice to hear as you walk away....”you see that?”

Was kinda like the right view.

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[LizVegas79]

True story:

Was on a business trip and we had a casual planned of mixing and mingling. I went to my room and changed into jeans and of course was going to relieve myself after a full day of meetings and being in a cold meeting room (thank goodness for cold air and thin tops).

I laid back for a bit and gave myself a self massage, not quick mind you. I then noticed the time, so I pulled on my Levi’s and tucked myself in. I opened my door and was met coming down the hall by to of my female colleagues. They said hello, but their eyes never looked in my face. I was hanging to the right down my leg. They said my name in a WTF VOICE. I just stood there for a bit and then made my way to the elevator. It nice to hear as you walk away....”you see that?”

Was kinda like the right view.

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So that's how that happens!

I see so many boners in the hallways and elevators at the resort where I work I'm always wondering "isn't he on vacation? why didn't he finish?"

And, of course, sometimes: "I wonder where he's going with that thing?"

So the next time you ran into those two co-workers what happened?

 

[Texastuffbbc]

So that's how that happens!

I see so many boners in the hallways and elevators at the resort where I work I'm always wondering "isn't he on vacation? why didn't he finish?"

And, of course, sometimes: "I wonder where he's going with that thing?"

So the next time you ran into those two co-workers what happened?

They always smile and look at my crotch. I am usually in baggy business suit so they have to wonder. I wonder if they talk about that. One left the company recently, but I never lay where I get my pay. Bad when it does not work out. But omg there is this sexy one that I met on a trip that I might break that rule if I see her at the annual meeting....hehehe

 

[jiimmmy]

for whatever reason, im lucky/unlucky enough to always be around women that seem to love to get me hard, then not finish the job lol. coworkers rubbing me under the lunch table, or rubbing their boobs on me as we work. friends groping me under the table at restraunts, girls i just meet sitting on my lap and grinding me.... most times they always have to have me follow them somewhere immediately. to dance, to have a smoke, to the pool...


i just wish they would have finished the job... but great memories anyway. they probably would have done more, but im not aggressive about it. i normally take whats given and dont ask for more.

 

[Erodicus]

My wife and I went to a Sex Museum to check out what was on display. It was a lot more X Rated than we expected. I was as hard as granite almost immediately and stayed that way for the whole time we were there. Just before we were due to leave, my wife pointed out that a large patch of pre-cum had soaked through the pair of light coloured trousers I was wearing. I managed to grab a pamphlet and hold it over the incriminating evidence as we left.

 

[o2baPrince]

My wife and I went to a Sex Museum to check out what was on display. It was a lot more X Rated than we expected. I was as hard as granite almost immediately and stayed that way for the whole time we were there. Just before we were due to leave, my wife pointed out that a large patch of pre-cum had soaked through the pair of light coloured trousers I was wearing. I managed to grab a pamphlet and hold it over the incriminating evidence as we left.

Where is the museum?

 

[Vitriolhack]

My wife and I went to a Sex Museum to check out what was on display. It was a lot more X Rated than we expected. I was as hard as granite almost immediately and stayed that way for the whole time we were there. Just before we were due to leave, my wife pointed out that a large patch of pre-cum had soaked through the pair of light coloured trousers I was wearing. I managed to grab a pamphlet and hold it over the incriminating evidence as we left.

Hi hi hi, very amusing!

New York museum?

 

[Ohio6979]

Bump

Bump. Looking for great stories

 

[Gelista]

Theres probably a few.

My best mate through high school was a girl, who was incredibly hot. All the guys wanted her, pretty much none got her (including me). We'd spend just about every day in summer in the pool together. She was blonde, tanned, she had C cup breasts at 14, which grew to D/DD by the time she was 17. She did quite a bit of teen modelling. We never got the chance to fool around. Either she was with a boyfriend, or I had a girlfriend, it just never happened that we were in the right space at the right time and she would have never gone for secret FWB. We'd touched each other and told each other erotic stories or fantasies (which at 15-16 are pretty tame as you'd expect) but nothing more than that.

But man oh man did I have the hots for her. Her in a bikini, in my pool, in the middle of summer, she was a thing of beauty. Her favourite thing to do in the pool was wrestle, we'd try and dunk each other, and inadvertently (or deliberately) we'd brush past or grab something we shouldn't have. Still remember the first time. I was rock hard, we were wrestling and she kind of half grabbed my dick accidently but immediately stopped what she was doing and started laughing. She sort of half grabbed it again and said "are you hard?" I said yeah, then she winked, yanked my pants down and gave it a big squeeze before swimming off. The ultimate tease.

She'd ask quite often after that if I was hard, especially if there were other people around.


Next one was my wifes sister saw me with a full on boner, while I was in bed once, but this was her fault. I can't remember the full details but we were staying at her house over Mothers Day weekend. My wife wasn't expecting any gifts, our first child was only a few months old and she said she didn't want anything. But I got her a few things anyway. So she got up Mothers Day morning to go have a shower, I was laying in bed with my morning glory in full swing as I was pantless. She walks in and says "have you given her the presents yet?", I said no not yet, i've got them hidden for when she comes back. She thought I was hiding them under the bed sheet, which I wasn't. So for whatever reason, she just flung back the bed sheet and copped an eyeful of my cock. I wasn't expecting this. She sort of froze and went "oh...shit...sorry" then I laughed and pulled the bed sheet back over me. More embarrassing for her.

There was another time at work where I was at my desk, feeling rather horny, got a boner, had to go to a different room, so as i'd done 1000 times before, I put my cock upright so that my jocks wasitband was holding it up so that you couldn't tell. Somehow I managed to fuck this up and tucked the front of my shirt into my jocks as well so my head was on full display. Lucky only 1 other work colleague saw it and let me know before it was full disaster. Yeah thats probably the most embarrassing one.

 

[Jerryluvsoral]

A few of you who are fans of my Pervy Things My Husband Does For/To Me thread have encouraged me to start this thread.

I think the title is pretty self-explanatory.

I know you guys have lots of embarrassing boner stories, but surprise, surprise! some of us ladies do too.

So ... embarrassing boner stories!
Let's hear them!

Age 28, out of the Air Force and working my first job as executive pilot for a large Midwest corporation, I had a lakeside apartment, ski boat and a Jag roadster. I had the bottom end apartment of a two story eight unit building, and above me lived a tall sexy blonde and her husband. In the other end upstairs unit lived a petite sexy brunette and her husband. I only had to work when there was a trip scheduled, so had many days free when the husbands were away. It was a hot summer and the girls lounged around in bikinis while I wore swim trunks working on my boat or tinkering with the Jag, and I often kept my back turned to hide my ever present boner.

At the time I was involved with a beautiful married blonde, and one afternoon she was spread on the living room couch with my head in her pussy when I looked up and through the kitchen window saw the two guys watching, drinking beer and laughing. I took my girl into the bedroom and continued without telling her.

I had little doubt the guys told their wives, but didn’t think about it at the time. Several days later I was sitting with the blonde and her husband at their dining table drinking beer and munching chips when I suddenly felt my cock hardening. I was sitting across from them with my back to the open door so they couldn’t see my problem, but I was embarrassed and wanted to get out of there! I made some excuse and tried to hide my erection while turning around, standing up and walking out.

I didn’t know if I was successful but late that night I woke to the sound of knocking at the kitchen door which opened to the shared laundry room. I cracked the door to see the blonde wearing a white robe and asked if there was a problem? She pushed through the door, dropped the robe and stark naked threw her arms around my neck and said “kiss me!” I protested “where’s John?” and she said “asleep drunk in his chair he won’t wake up until morning”. Now I’ve never shied from fucking a married girl, but so far if I know her husband I’ve always turned it down when offered. But this was the first time and so was conflicted. She was insistent and kept pushing until we got onto the bed and started kissing. In my confused state I couldn’t get it up anyway and convinced her it wasn’t going to happen. She left and never spoke to me again. No doubt more embarrassed than I.

 

[Joey4215]

When I was 19 I was over my best friends house staying the night. I've always found his mother extremely attractive. Let me give you a prefix of what I looked like back then and what she looked like.

I was 19, a senior in High School, was fit but not tons of muscle. Weighed 145 lbs, was somewhere in the range of 8 or 9% body fat and was 5 feet 9 inches tall. Brown hair, brown eyes and had a tone stomach with a six pack peaking through.

My friends mother was way older than me (49) and was stunningly beautiful. She owned a gym with her husband and was a personal trainer there. She was 5 feet 5 inches tall, and if I were to guess probably 125 lbs. She was naturally brunette but dyed her hair blond. Her body was slim and she had some lovely 32DD breasts. I recall her always wearing tight yoga pants and could see an outline of her thong.

...So back to the night I stayed over. She was in her pajamas which was a white shirt with no bra on underneath and flannel pants (was winter time). I had on shorts with no underwear on and a hoodie. I had got up in the middle of the night to get something to drink and I had turned the corner to the kitchen and walked right into her hard on and all. I was so embarrassed that I was awkwardly trying to hide my raging hard on and under my breath apologized for walking into her. She smiled and said it was okay got me a drink and kissed me on my cheek and said goodnight.

I couldn't contain my self, I ran to the bathroom and masturbated after that moment. The next morning she made breakfast and was in a good mood. I remember going to the gym to work out and all I could think of was the night before and if she felt my hard dick against her. I was on the treadmill and I was starting to get hard again thinking about it. Only this time it wasn't just her that had the ability to see it, it was the whole gym working out. I did the tuck up which every male learns to do at some point in their life to hide a erection. After working out I took a shower and she had her bag in the office where the shower was, I looked through it and found her thong and took a big deep inhale to smell it, it was like a new flower that just bloomed, smelt so good.

From that day on I've always been in love with her and wanted to make love to her in the worst way. I wonder if she ever felt that way after that night...