Confess Your Embarrassing Boner Stories!

[Bitri692000]

I had discovered nude beaches as a kid, never was concerned having, yes what I called a boner back then. Fast forward to 27 yrs old, gf and I are a Hippie Hollow all day, no issues, some discreet playing but when we are leaving, walking nude to the gate, I was ROCK HARD and leaking pre-cum like a hose. GF was laughing her ass off and would not give me my shorts until we got to the gate. She laughs LOUD and was pointing at it to make sure everyone saw.

 

[BongoGal]

I wasn't there to see it, but I heard a story about a drunken party in which some college guy was making out with a college gal, just standing there in front of other partygoers. Some prankster decided to disrupt their moment by yanking the guy's shorts down to his ankles with one swift yank. Yep, fully engorged and everyone saw it. From what I gathered, his first response was to hide it with his hands, but he had to pull up his shorts, and that required setting his boner free again. The whole scene probably lasted five seconds at most, but I am sure that everyone there had it burnt into their memories.

Thinking about it now, he was lucky that the waistband of the shorts didn't snag on the boner. That would have been painful.

 

[BigWeapon]

I have faced embrassed sitution .. i went to doctors for my general check up. There was this nurse was extra sexy and hot. I was just thinking about her. And she called my name.. when I stand up.. she noticed and smiled...

 

[Ohio6979]

More stories?

Love reading others experiances

 

[Rockymtnman]

I’ve had some close calls, boner in school etc. but the only time I’d ever been embarrassed was when I copped wood while swimming with my sisters friend when I was in high school and she was in college. Her face was just ok, her top was just ok but her ass was something to behold. I’m talking solid ten ass. We were swimming up at the lake and I ended behind her and her glorious rump and boing... so stiff I could cut glass and this bastard would not lower now matter what I did. Now this was the mid 80’s and we didn’t have the board shorts we have now so my shorts were small and tight which meant anyone with minimal eyesight could see the bulge.

I got so cold eventually I just had to get out and she stared at my crotch for a good few seconds then looked me in the eyes and winked. I was so red in the face I could feel the heat on my cheeks.

She told this story to my wife at our wedding.

She still has a great ass.

 

[toeskr]

First time I actually saw Liz's toes...

Well...

 

[LizVegas79]

First time I actually saw Liz's toes...

Well...

Awww ....

 

[MeditativeMan]

I think every guy gets good at hiding them

There is the time honored "I'm just going to adjust my belt" trick where a finger slips in your waistline and pulls your rock hard schlong up under the belt, which holds it flat against you trick

 

[Sheana_V]

I went to a job interview as a software engineer. The second person who interviewed me was an incredibly attractive woman with large breasts. I was having difficulty not staring and paying attention to the questions. After that three male engineers came in to give me a technical assessment. This involved getting up from my seat and going to the whiteboard then sitting down again.

Not only did the seat make a squishy sound every time I got up, but my skirt also was clinging to my ass from being wet.

Not only did I not get the job, I'm sure these men thought I peed myself during the interview instead of just flooding my basement.

 

[Sheana_V]

I went to a job interview as a software engineer. The second person who interviewed me was an incredibly attractive woman with large breasts. I was having difficulty not staring and paying attention to the questions. After that three male engineers came in to give me a technical assessment. This involved getting up from my seat and going to the whiteboard then sitting down again.

Not only did the seat make a squishy sound every time I got up, but my skirt also was clinging to my ass from being wet.

Not only did I not get the job, I'm sure these men thought I peed myself during the interview instead of just flooding my basement.

I also had a situation similar to this in highschool. I was not popular.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I went to a job interview as a software engineer. The second person who interviewed me was an incredibly attractive woman with large breasts. I was having difficulty not staring and paying attention to the questions. After that three male engineers came in to give me a technical assessment. This involved getting up from my seat and going to the whiteboard then sitting down again.

Not only did the seat make a squishy sound every time I got up, but my skirt also was clinging to my ass from being wet.

Not only did I not get the job, I'm sure these men thought I peed myself during the interview instead of just flooding my basement.

This was sexy as hell to read!

 

[Violetvixen1]

I had discovered nude beaches as a kid, never was concerned having, yes what I called a boner back then. Fast forward to 27 yrs old, gf and I are a Hippie Hollow all day, no issues, some discreet playing but when we are leaving, walking nude to the gate, I was ROCK HARD and leaking pre-cum like a hose. GF was laughing her ass off and would not give me my shorts until we got to the gate. She laughs LOUD and was pointing at it to make sure everyone saw.

Hippy Hollow is one of my favorite places! I camp near there at least twice a year so I can go and spend the day.

 

[ncheelsmilf]

My new fave thread

 

[Phenorke]

I went to a job interview as a software engineer. The second person who interviewed me was an incredibly attractive woman with large breasts. I was having difficulty not staring and paying attention to the questions. After that three male engineers came in to give me a technical assessment. This involved getting up from my seat and going to the whiteboard then sitting down again.

Not only did the seat make a squishy sound every time I got up, but my skirt also was clinging to my ass from being wet.

Not only did I not get the job, I'm sure these men thought I peed myself during the interview instead of just flooding my basement.

I would have found a job for you!

 

[Phenorke]

Most embarrassing at the time, female doctor and female student intern both in room for 1st ever prostate exam. In went finger, up went my cock and started precum flowing immediately.

Good thing about it is I learned I liked prostate play.

 

[bone251]

Very hot nurse gave me my first ED injection.
Injection worked real well.
Went back and said I was soft at home.
Funny she said. You did so well on the trial.
I said. But you are hot and did not have a bra on when you gave me the shot.

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

Bumping this for more stories.

 

[Ohio6979]

Bump

I like these stories

 

[lauramilf]

Got caught masturbating on the bus once on the way home. Very embarrassing

 

[RickTango]

Got caught masturbating on the bus once on the way home. Very embarrassing

Wait..that was you boner or was it you caused a lot of boners when getting caught...I am imagining the latter. Oh lucky guys to be the witness.

 

[NoUseForAnyName]

Got caught masturbating on the bus once on the way home. Very embarrassing

Well, on the bus is quite daring. Kudos. Any repercussions?

I once got caught (probably) by a female roommate. I was masturbating rather late at night in my room, had a huge boner and precum in my shorts when she saw light on my room, wondered why I was still up, gave a brief knock at the door.

I was so surprised I said "yes?" and that was her prompt to enter. I was able to pull up my shorts but to this day I don't know whether she took notice of my huge bulge (I was sitting at my deks so she may or may not have seen). If she saw, apparently, she handled it rather discreetly.

 

[missyunderstanding]

The nature of boners

I did have an uncomfortable experience with a boner. But before I relate this I want to point out that men get boners when they need to pee. My husband has one almost every morning when he wakes up and has to relax it to get his pee flowing.

Guys also get boners if something puts pressure on that part of their body even if they are not thinking in sexual terms. It is a reflex action.

So, that being said, when I was a little I liked to sit in my dad's lap and watch movies and share popcorn with him. During those many movies I never once felt a boner or any movement.

But one time before I got married I went home during a break from college. One evening he was watching TV and mom has already gone to bed. He had a bowl of popcorn and I was ready for bed but decided to watch the end of the movie he was watching. It may have been bad judgement on my part but I plunked in his lap and ask about sharing the popcorn. It was just kind of nostalgic moment for me. I had been homesick at school and I liked the idea of having a moment with my dad just like old times.

But because of me being heavier than when I was a little girl the pressure on his lap caused him to get a boner. I felt it poking my pajama bottom and I did not want to react because I did not want to embarrass him. I knew it was not sexual.

I just pretended I did not feel it to keep it from being an awkward moment and I tried to shift my weight a little but that made it worse. The movie was almost over so I decided to just wait for the last few minutes but then I felt moisture and I realized I better get off his lap. I slide off this lap and pretended I was just focused on the movie and was oblivious to the problem. He also played it cool.

It was not well lite in the room but I took a quick glance when thought it was safe and it looked like a wet spot on in the place where guys sometimes get wet spots.

When to movie was over I just said something about the movie and thanks for the popcorn... just like old days. With that I said I better get some sleep and said good night and headed to my bedroom

There was a wet spot in my pajama bottoms too and I was not fully sure if it was from him or me or both. I hope I did not make his pants wet with my juice. I get wet from reflect too so even though I was not thinking in sexual terms I have always worried that I was the source of the wet spot on his pants. We never talked about it and I realized I am not a little girl and sitting in daddy's lap is no longer a good idea.

 

[tnhardon]

I remember with my first girlfriend I was always really nervous early on that she would feel my boner. We were both more conservative and slow to start exploring physical stuff together. I’d end up with massive blotches of precum on my pants and shorts when we’d sit together on the couch. Eventually, we were able to talk about it and all was cool, but some tense moments early on.

 

[Wildfly11]

The Visit

I had an appointment for an ultrasound as one of my testicle had been bothering me for a while. When I got there a good looking lady in her 30's took me in a small room with the ultrasound beside a raised doctors table. I was told to remove my pants, underwear and put on a gown that tied in the back. She had a towel that was rolled up and said that when I got up on the table I was to take the rolled up towel and put it between my legs so that my balls would be sitting up on the towel making them avaliable for the ultrasound. Once I did that I was to put a small hand towel across my lap to basically cover my cock and hold it against my stomach.

I did as told and got settled on the table. A few minutes later the lady returned, closed the door and dimmed the lights so she would be able to better see the ultrasound sounds screen. So there I am laying on this table with my balls sitting exposed while propped up on the towel between my legs and my cock covered with what is a small hand towel and this hot chick about to do an ultrasound on my balls. I was trying to think about being in a cold shower or anything other that what was about to take place.

She starts by squirting cold gel on my balls which was a shock I was not ready for. She begins moving the wand over my balks..clicking pictures on her machine. The more she moved the wand around the more turned on I was getting..the whole time trying to fight off my growing woody but losing the battle.

Several times she asks me to hold one of my testicles so she could get a better picture while she ran the wand over my balls. The whole thing was turning me on like crazy and to make matters worse the small towel that was covering my cock had moved up and was now barely covering the head on my rock hard cock. Given she did not say a thing I assumed she was enjoying the view. After 10 minutes or so she said she was done but she had to get her supervisor to come and double check the images.

So I layed there with raging hardon exposed while she got her supervisor. About 2 minutes later an even hotter girl comes into the darkened room and takes a look at the pics and said she will need to take a few more pictures. She puts more gell on my balls and begins running it over my balls. She also asks me to hold one of my testicles. At this point my rock hard cock is fully exposed. You could feel the sexual energy in the air. After about 5 minutes of additional torture..sexual torture she gave me some clothes to wipe off the gel and told me I could get dressed and go. I was pretty sure the second girl was not the first girls supervisor lol. I figured they probably had this situation worked out for times they got younger men in.

I went directly home and once I got there it took me about 5 strokes to cum lol.

 

[itismeinnz]

I was living in serviced apartments and got back after a holiday. It was about lunchtime, I was dog tired after about 24 hours long-haul travel, and it was stinking hot...so I flicked on the air-conditioning, sprawled out on top of the bed, and thought I'll have a good wank and then crash. Eyes shut and stroking away, I suddenly heard a soft voice from a few feet away..."Would you like the bathroom done to day?" I looked up and a cleaning lady was standing there, trying to look as though everything was absolutely normal. In the absence of anything more intelligent to say, I just mumbled "Not today thanks" and carried on. I was that fucking tired I couldn't even bothered being embarrassed.

I later told my then-distant partner about it, and to this day it will sometimes come up at parties or where ever where she'll smirk and, "Well! You'll never guess what happened to HIM once.." and I'm like..."Zip it...zip it!!!"