Confess Your Embarrassing Boner Stories!

[o2baPrince]

Bump. Because Lit is a story thread.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Hi all

Not so much a boner story but embarrassing none the less.

I was running late one day for a date a friend of mine arranged and was in a rush to get ready I came in pulled off my dress and began to layout my outfit on the bed. I looked around for my hair brush and realized I'd left it down stairs in the living room so made my way down to get it.

I bumped into my father and began to ask him about his day as I brushed my hair as I normally would. After 10 mins of chatting to him I made my way upstairs to my room catching a glance of myself in the hallway mirror to realise that I was in fact completely naked!!! I had forgot that I had no underwear on under my previous dress and had spent the last 10 minutes talking to my father naked and he never said a word! I was so very embarrassed and could understand why he didn't say anything. I could get it out of my mind. The date was bad and I got home long after everyone was in bed. It's all I could think about my embarrassment soon turned to arousal and before long I was getting myself off to the encounter and often do in a regular basis as well as push the boundaries at home x

So embarrassing situations are somehow erotic To you? Interesting, some would qualify these Situations as “daring!”

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

A Lit friend just finished her first story and wanted my opinion. I was flattered that she asked me, so of course I agreed. I was in a hurry that morning, so I didn't open it until my break time at work.

Holy fuck! It was about the hottest thing I have ever read. It started slowly and after a couple of paragraphs, I was a part of the fictional world, and I became the guy in the story. By the time I was finished reading, I was as hard as Partial Differential Calculus. I glanced at my watch. Ten minutes before my next meeting. No chance to relieve myself.

I called the meeting organizer and requested a conference call number. Fortunately he didn't point out that the room was two floors from my desk. I sat uncomfortably at my desk through the call.

I do hate to waste an erection though...

Modesty prevents me from naming the story or the author. Go look around the story section for a while, you'll find something that floats your boat. Just don't do it at work.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Hi all

Not so much a boner story but embarrassing none the less.

I was running late one day for a date a friend of mine arranged and was in a rush to get ready I came in pulled off my dress and began to layout my outfit on the bed. I looked around for my hair brush and realized I'd left it down stairs in the living room so made my way down to get it.

I bumped into my father and began to ask him about his day as I brushed my hair as I normally would. After 10 mins of chatting to him I made my way upstairs to my room catching a glance of myself in the hallway mirror to realise that I was in fact completely naked!!! I had forgot that I had no underwear on under my previous dress and had spent the last 10 minutes talking to my father naked and he never said a word! I was so very embarrassed and could understand why he didn't say anything. I could get it out of my mind. The date was bad and I got home long after everyone was in bed. It's all I could think about my embarrassment soon turned to arousal and before long I was getting myself off to the encounter and often do in a regular basis as well as push the boundaries at home x

Daddy has been stroking to the memory of your hot naked young body ever since. Trust me.

 

[OneAuthor]

You may enjoy this one, Liz... since you enjoy foot-related attention.

This happened about 15 years ago. I was at a work-related awards ceremony / dinner. During dinner, I ended up sitting next to a very pretty co-worker. She was a manager (not my manager, thankfully), but she worked in the same division as me. That evening, she was wearing a skirt, beige pantyhose, and heels.

The first thing she did after sitting down was kick off her shoes and cross one leg over the other. Not only was she giving me an incredibly close view of her very sexy legs and feet, she kept unintentionally (or maybe intentionally - I have no idea) brushing her dangling foot against my leg. I was so unbelievably turned on by this combination that I had a raging boner I couldn't control.

I kept worrying she might notice, but she just continued the intensely teasing show which she seemingly didn't know was turning me on beyond belief. I finally had to excuse myself to the bathroom, and take matters into my own hands in the stall.

I have no idea whether she actually noticed my boner, as she never said anything. But I did have one hell of an orgasm.

 

[CMCock]

Embarrassing Public Use...

I lost a bet with a woman and the payoff was to be available for her entertainment for a full evening. Anything she wanted that envolved any form of sexual activity I had to submit to, without any right of refusal.

I got a call a few days after I lost the bet, telling me to prepare to join her for a reunion dinner with her sorority, I was going to be her date. However, I was told not to dress until she arrived.

When she got to my house, she laid out the plan for the evening while she gave me a. Handjob.

From the time we arrived at the dinner and sat down, my cock was to be out (through the fly of my pants) and I was not allowed to interfere with whatever she decided for the whole night. In addition, I would not be allowed to cum.
She was taking care of that now...
After she made me cum, she let me dress and off we went.

When we got to the event, she arranged our table so that I was the only guy at a table of 10.
Once we sat she glared at me and I realized she was serious - so I released my cock. I didn't worry too much as there was a table cloth that kept me covered.
Then she shocked me.
She told the whole table that I was her cock slave for the night, and that I was instructed to have it out For the entire night. She then announced that every 15 minutes the women would rotate their seats allowing each woman to sit next to me, during which they were all allowed to fondle my cock as much as they wanted. She also told them that I was not allowed to cum, but if any of them succeeded in making me cum, I would have to give them a night of my service as payback.
For 3 hours they each took turns - keeping me hard and stroking as much as they wanted.
9 women got to play with boner with unlimited access.

I came twice...

 

[o2baPrince]

I lost a bet with a woman and the payoff was to be available for her entertainment for a full evening. Anything she wanted that envolved any form of sexual activity I had to submit to, without any right of refusal.

I got a call a few days after I lost the bet, telling me to prepare to join her for a reunion dinner with her sorority, I was going to be her date. However, I was told not to dress until she arrived.

When she got to my house, she laid out the plan for the evening while she gave me a. Handjob.

From the time we arrived at the dinner and sat down, my cock was to be out (through the fly of my pants) and I was not allowed to interfere with whatever she decided for the whole night. In addition, I would not be allowed to cum.
She was taking care of that now...
After she made me cum, she let me dress and off we went.

When we got to the event, she arranged our table so that I was the only guy at a table of 10.
Once we sat she glared at me and I realized she was serious - so I released my cock. I didn't worry too much as there was a table cloth that kept me covered.
Then she shocked me.
She told the whole table that I was her cock slave for the night, and that I was instructed to have it out For the entire night. She then announced that every 15 minutes the women would rotate their seats allowing each woman to sit next to me, during which they were all allowed to fondle my cock as much as they wanted. She also told them that I was not allowed to cum, but if any of them succeeded in making me cum, I would have to give them a night of my service as payback.
For 3 hours they each took turns - keeping me hard and stroking as much as they wanted.
9 women got to play with boner with unlimited access.

I came twice...

I do like this story....

 

[LizVegas79]

You may enjoy this one, Liz... since you enjoy foot-related attention.

This happened about 15 years ago. I was at a work-related awards ceremony / dinner. During dinner, I ended up sitting next to a very pretty co-worker. She was a manager (not my manager, thankfully), but she worked in the same division as me. That evening, she was wearing a skirt, beige pantyhose, and heels.

The first thing she did after sitting down was kick off her shoes and cross one leg over the other. Not only was she giving me an incredibly close view of her very sexy legs and feet, she kept unintentionally (or maybe intentionally - I have no idea) brushing her dangling foot against my leg. I was so unbelievably turned on by this combination that I had a raging boner I couldn't control.

I kept worrying she might notice, but she just continued the intensely teasing show which she seemingly didn't know was turning me on beyond belief. I finally had to excuse myself to the bathroom, and take matters into my own hands in the stall.

I have no idea whether she actually noticed my boner, as she never said anything. But I did have one hell of an orgasm.

Poor baby

I have to confess I've been guilty of being a shoe dangler in boring business meetings before.

And an across the table foot bumper at boring dinner parties too.

It's always fun to watch guys squirm and try to hide their boners when it's time for them to stand up. That's my favorite part.

I lost a bet with a woman and the payoff was to be available for her entertainment for a full evening. Anything she wanted that envolved any form of sexual activity I had to submit to, without any right of refusal.

I got a call a few days after I lost the bet, telling me to prepare to join her for a reunion dinner with her sorority, I was going to be her date. However, I was told not to dress until she arrived.

When she got to my house, she laid out the plan for the evening while she gave me a. Handjob.

From the time we arrived at the dinner and sat down, my cock was to be out (through the fly of my pants) and I was not allowed to interfere with whatever she decided for the whole night. In addition, I would not be allowed to cum.
She was taking care of that now...
After she made me cum, she let me dress and off we went.

When we got to the event, she arranged our table so that I was the only guy at a table of 10.
Once we sat she glared at me and I realized she was serious - so I released my cock. I didn't worry too much as there was a table cloth that kept me covered.
Then she shocked me.
She told the whole table that I was her cock slave for the night, and that I was instructed to have it out For the entire night. She then announced that every 15 minutes the women would rotate their seats allowing each woman to sit next to me, during which they were all allowed to fondle my cock as much as they wanted. She also told them that I was not allowed to cum, but if any of them succeeded in making me cum, I would have to give them a night of my service as payback.
For 3 hours they each took turns - keeping me hard and stroking as much as they wanted.
9 women got to play with boner with unlimited access.

I came twice...

That's quite a hot story. Makes me wish I'd joined a sorority when I was in school!

But what was the embarrassing part? Sounds to me like you're just bragging

 

[Billsexpot]

For me, it hasn’t so much been the erection, it’s the spot left on my pants from precum. There have been many instances where I’ve been in public discreetly chatting with someone from here or browsing lit or looking at porn and I’ve gotten hard. Generally I’m able to keep that hidden — or at least I think I do. But I bead up with precum very easily, and usually there’s enough to soak through my underwear and onto my pants. I’ve stood up from a table at a coffee shop many times with a small, but probably noticeable wet drop where my cock was.

 

[stanglover97]

In the past there have been times that my wife has made me super horny knowing I would get hard and she would make me walk around the store like that to see my embarrassment when people noticed it. I love it when she does these things to me!!

 

[goldenpalomino]

I went to ask a girl out who I thought was really hot and she worked in the office of my grad school. It took a while to get her attention and when I finally did my cock was rock hard. I think she said she'd think about it, but not in the way I wanted her to think about it.

 

[goldenpalomino]

For me, it hasn’t so much been the erection, it’s the spot left on my pants from precum. There have been many instances where I’ve been in public discreetly chatting with someone from here or browsing lit or looking at porn and I’ve gotten hard. Generally I’m able to keep that hidden — or at least I think I do. But I bead up with precum very easily, and usually there’s enough to soak through my underwear and onto my pants. I’ve stood up from a table at a coffee shop many times with a small, but probably noticeable wet drop where my cock was.

I sympathize, it stains your pants and even though you don't have a boner and the spot isn't wet anymore, there is still a spot of shame!

 

[BrainTeez]

For me, it hasn’t so much been the erection, it’s the spot left on my pants from precum. There have been many instances where I’ve been in public discreetly chatting with someone from here or browsing lit or looking at porn and I’ve gotten hard. Generally I’m able to keep that hidden — or at least I think I do. But I bead up with precum very easily, and usually there’s enough to soak through my underwear and onto my pants. I’ve stood up from a table at a coffee shop many times with a small, but probably noticeable wet drop where my cock was.

I sympathize, it stains your pants and even though you don't have a boner and the spot isn't wet anymore, there is still a spot of shame!

I can relate to the spot of precum, however, I'm not sure I'd call it a spot of shame.

Several months ago I had been furiously sexting with a woman while I was at work. As it was still summer, I was wearing khaki pants (as Southerners often do). So, I wound up with a very wet and noticeable circle of precum, about the size of a Kennedy half dollar, on my trousers. Of course, I snapped a pic and sent it to the woman in question.

At about the same time, my boss rang my extension and asked me to come to her office. Fighting off the urge to panic, I focused on the problem at hand (at pants, actually). Thinking quickly, I unscrewed the cap on the bottle of Dasani on my desk and proceeded to spill about 8 ounces of agua frio onto my lap. I walked into her office, she gave me a look, I feigned embarrassment and said only "water", to which she responded "you are such a klutz."

I can share this story only because I doubt she is a Litster.

Brain "I Wonder if Golden Palomino Ever Gets Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet" Teez

 

[Hornblende]

This happened about forty years ago, but it still sticks in my memory. Picture a poolside party on a sticky summer's evening, somewhere in the Far East. I was attending, and at that early stage in my career it was crucial that I made a good impression with the important people attending the party.

A few beers were taken, and I decided to cool off in the pool with colleagues. After swimming for a while I started talking to an attractive young woman who lived locally, the daughter of one of the other attendees. We chatted for quite a while, hanging on to the side of the pool, before she suggested that we danced together.

So we dried off and headed to the dance-floor. This is where I made my big mistake, as I didn't put any shorts on over my brief swimwear. Almost immediately the DJ played a slow number and we slow-danced together. Then the inevitable happened, as she pressed up against me I developed the quintessential teenage erection, rock hard and almost painfully persistent. Now this was all very lovely but I knew I was in trouble, as my errant member was uncontained by my all-too-briefs.

The song ended and we separated, her with a knowing look in her eye. What to do? We were surrounded by people I was supposed to be impressing. About thirty yards away I spotted a staircase up to a sort of viewing platform over the pool. Blurting out "I'll be back in a couple of minutes" I stumbled towards the stairs, trying to angle my arms so that my predicament was hidden from the other dancers. I made it to the stairs and vaulted up them as quickly as my tumescent todger would allow.

To my relief, only one person was on the balcony, and he was more interested in smoking than conversation. I stood to one side and waited, and waited, and waited. I thought of unsexy things until at last my erection subsided. Respectability achieved, I strolled back downstairs and across the dance floor.

I still have no idea to this day whether I really got away with it. Nobody ever said anything, not even the woman involved. She did look at me with a very amused glint in her eye, and nothing more was said. Well, not that day, anyway.

 

[tallguy89]

Few years ago I was undergoing accupuncture treatment. I was mid-20s, woman treating me early 40s. Nice person and quite attractive.

3rd appointment she put the needles on my legs and stomach and I was lying on my back in only my underwear (boxer briefs). She left the room for 20 mins and when she came back I was rock hard, which clearly showed...

She didn't mention anything. I wish she had...

 

[fishingandlace]

none of my own. I don't own one. Well... I do but it's attached to him. I love trying to embarass him by getting him hard at dumb times. Very funny to watch.

One time, i texted him a rude shot when i knew he was about to do some public speaking. I paid later but i giggled myself stupid knowing he was at a school when i sent it.

 

[BongoGal]

Few years ago I was undergoing accupuncture treatment. I was mid-20s, woman treating me early 40s. Nice person and quite attractive.

3rd appointment she put the needles on my legs and stomach and I was lying on my back in only my underwear (boxer briefs). She left the room for 20 mins and when she came back I was rock hard, which clearly showed...

I am quite skeptical of acupuncture as a treatment for anything, but if it does work as they seem to think it does, I wonder if carefully placed needles could cause an involuntary erection.

 

[dontneedone]

I am quite skeptical of acupuncture as a treatment for anything, but if it does work as they seem to think it does, I wonder if carefully placed needles could cause an involuntary erection.

Great question. I'd say very unlikely.

It might cause a voluntary one, though, I suppose. Depending on who is putting in the needles.

 

[tallguy89]

I am quite skeptical of acupuncture as a treatment for anything, but if it does work as they seem to think it does, I wonder if carefully placed needles could cause an involuntary erection.

Damn. Never considered that.

Boner was definitely not a 100% unvoluntary but the idea that she set me up for it is quite exciting ;-)

 

[FranklyFrank]

Once upon a time, long, long ago, I made the long drive to New Jersey to see my college girlfriend. It was the end of the semester and she had gone home ahead of me to smooth the way for me to join her and stay at her parents' house for a few days.

Hour after hour of mind-numbing interstate driving, I found the best way to keep alert was to think of all the naughty things I wanted to do with my girl back in her home town.

She told me we were going to have dinner with a high school teacher that had made a big impression on her in high school.

The problem was that because I have fixated on all things sexual and, I arrived at my destination quicker than anticipated, more than my mind was now standing at alert status.

The place was super casual so, like most times I was out with my girlfriend back then, I was in commando mode expecting an after-dinner hello treat from my girlfriend.

I managed to get out of the car and pull my shirt down in an effort to hide that which had a mind of its own and was determined not to be hidden. I thought I was okay until I caught a glimpse of cleavage down her special friend's shirt. She stood up as she greeted me and, as I raised and extended my hand to shake, the shirt failed it's mission of hiding the ever expanding bulge in my shorts.

I saw terror turn to amusement in my girlfriends face as she was first to play I spy with my persistent erection. The (little bit older than us) teacher friend never batted an eye even though it was obvious my situation was in her view.

I quickly excused myself to the men's room and stood in the stall and stood in the stall, impatiently waiting for the hardness to ease. It seemed like hours but I know it was merely a few minutes before I returned to the table and buried my blushing face into the menu.

Thankfully, not one word about the incident was uttered at the table.

It wasn't until we said our goodbyes and we were on our way down the road when my girl friend turned to me, leaned against my ear and whispered the comment her friend had made to her.

She looked Eve straight in the eye and said, "Goodness, I do believe you and your boyfriend are going to go camping tonight and, by the looks of things, he certainly knows how to pitch a tent!"

There was silence in the car as the slow, red burn crept across my face once again. I know there could never be another dinner with the teacher in tow ever again.

Eve did her best to keep the redness going as her hand slid into my lap as her fingers found what she was looking for and quizzically mocked me by asking....
"Are we really.....going camping tonight?

I was way too young and embarrassed to savor the attention that was given to my predicament back then. I think now...that time has gone by....I should consider it a merit badge and issue a late, lost "Thank you for noticing"

 

[Always5]

Hard and Horny

I'm new here!

One day at work several years ago; I travel to different customer sites as an estimator. I was entering a building and for some reason I can't remember the two entrance doors had been marked for enter and exit, they both went to the same desk with a younger dark haired lady. I went into the building through the exit door. She stood up, very well dressed, very pretty, and scolded me loudly about using the wrong door. I stopped and must have looked very confused. She raised her arm and pointed at the door and then sternly told me to go back out and come back using the correct door. I was hard before she finished telling me to do it again. I went out turned around and walked back into the entrance in front of her desk, it was obvious I was hard. She just smiled, took my info, got my contact. When I left all I got was a look. I almost had to jerk off in the parking lot.

 

[mortis]

I was in the shower when my wife came in and told me she needed help in the garage. I slipped on a pair of basketball shorts and walked into the garage. She had 2 girlfriends over and they were trying to use my compressor to filll a raft to take over to the lake. I squatted down to help when I saw her girlfriend Twyla's perfect puffy mound. I stood up and well little " Mortis" had decided to tent the shorts.

I was a little shocked to expose myself.

 

[eroticspank]

I'm new here!

....She stood up, very well dressed, very pretty, and scolded me loudly about using the wrong door. I stopped and must have looked very confused. She raised her arm and pointed at the door and then sternly told me to go back out and come back using the correct door.......When I left all I got was a look.........

This reminds me of a massage I got many years ago in Japan. I went to this legit place for a full body massage. I was greeted by an old Japanese woman probably about 80 years old---she was probably only 60 but I was barely 25 so she seemed very old.

She was a very strict and a stern woman. She would give me directions and if I did not follow them exactly she would scold me. She directed me to take off ALL of my clothes and then had me get in various contraptions, a whirlpool, a steam box, and then a shower. She watched me closely in the shower making sure I completely cleaned myself.

Once on the massage table she did a great job and when I turned over I found I was getting an erection. She was not attractive at all, in fact the exact opposite, but somehow I was getting an erection. It was not the way she was massaging me because she did not even get close to my crotch, inner thighs etc. I tried all kinds of things to prevent my erection but I just got harder thinking she might discover it. Sure enough I created a tent under the towel and she pointed at it saying something in Japaneses and slapped my leg hard. She scolded me in English too saying this was not one of those places. The slap to my leg did hurt so my erection did subside a bit but it did not go away.

I could not believe how embarrassed I was. When she was done she directed me to get up and put my clothes on...I still had an erection. She watched as I put my clothes on pointing at my dick again saying something in Japanese.

ES

 

[beachguyinflorida]

Boner... that’s a word I haven’t heard in years

 

[LizVegas79]

I sympathize, it stains your pants and even though you don't have a boner and the spot isn't wet anymore, there is still a spot of shame!

Well at least you guys finally realize what it's like to get caught by your neighbors, or worse your family, at 11 o'clock in the morning wearing the same skimpy cocktail dress, smudge eye glitter and fuck me shoes they saw you leave in the night before!

Boner... that’s a word I haven’t heard in years

You may need to get out a little more lol