Confess Your Embarrassing Boner Stories!

[Whistlersfather1]

I came last in my Fantasy Football League and the forfeit was that I had to get a back,sack and crack. I was dreading it as I always consider myself to have a low pain threshold. I turned up hoping that the waxer would be an guy or an someone unattractive, of course, it was a very attractive girl in her mid-20s. She started with my ass and I found the pain strangely exciting. By the time she asked me to turn over my cock was 75% hard. She very casually said 'we'll wait for that to go down' before carrying on. My next concern was that pre-cum was beginning to appear at the head of my cock. While her back was turned I scooped it onto my finger, licked it off then hoped that she wouldn't kick me out with only my ass waxed. Fortunately she finished the waxing without any further embarrassment.

 

[LizVegas79]

Great stories guys!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

And yeah, I bet nurses do take advantage of some of the perks of their job. I know I sure would!

 

[HardRunner85]

I was going for a jog. I had thin short and no boxers. On the way back from this run being completely winded, I started to get hard. Thinking if I kept on running it would go away. It didn’t, it just kept getting harder and harder until I was throbbing! Had to sit down on the bench until it went away. Pretty sure it was very visible, and I’m pretty sure people saw it.

That’s how I came up with my name on here. HardRunner

 

[Ohio6979]

Bump

Need more stories

 

[scooter66]

Roommate walked in on me while masturbating once ... we never spoke of it, lol.

 

[LoveLiving]

Got caught masturbating on the bus once on the way home. Very embarrassing

What was embarrassing? The cheering, or the cameras all coming out?

 

[RightFootFrwrd]

I was getting a massage yesterday from an RMT that I have been going to for a few months now. My wife is the one who originally setup the appointments, so I did not pick this particular woman to be my RMT, and she is beautiful, even with a mask covering her face. Anyway, yesterday when I was getting the massage, I started off on my stomach and she was massaging my lower back near my butt... which gave me a boner, obviously. Then she asked me to flip over so she could massage my quads, which included my inner thighs... game over.
I was wearing boxers, so I was able to kind of stuff it next to my leg, but that towel that was over me was definitely tenting for a bit lol, she didn't say anything.
That's my embarrassing story from this week. As Missyunderstanding stated earlier in this thread, men get boners all the time, for a variety of reasons. I'll have more embarrassing stories before this week, or even day, is over

 

[LizVegas79]

I was getting a massage yesterday from an RMT that I have been going to for a few months now. My wife is the one who originally setup the appointments, so I did not pick this particular woman to be my RMT, and she is beautiful, even with a mask covering her face. Anyway, yesterday when I was getting the massage, I started off on my stomach and she was massaging my lower back near my butt... which gave me a boner, obviously. Then she asked me to flip over so she could massage my quads, which included my inner thighs... game over.
I was wearing boxers, so I was able to kind of stuff it next to my leg, but that towel that was over me was definitely tenting for a bit lol, she didn't say anything.
That's my embarrassing story from this week. As Missyunderstanding stated earlier in this thread, men get boners all the time, for a variety of reasons. I'll have more embarrassing stories before this week, or even day, is over

I don't understand how a masseuse could NOT make at least some sly reference to it.
Don't they work for tips? A little fun word play should be worth an extra twenty bucks!
Guess that's why I'm not a masseuse. I would probably be what some people call "that kind" of masseuse LOL

Looking forward to your next awkward story RFF

 

[nutoseen]

embarassed

mother in law saw it. it's small. embarrassing.

... that was years ago.

... i still beat off thinking of her expression and follow up comments to me.

 

[mynameisben]

I get a boner so often, people I know just assume I have one without even looking.

I kinda miss that.


Ben

 

[J_Bone]

Was staying at a resort in Scottsdale during a weeklong trade show for work. A couple nights earlier, I'd hooked up with a gorgeous petite brunette who worked for a competitor and she ended up staying the night in my room. The last day of the show, she approached me and handed me a note that read "Your room tonight, fucking and room service, 7 PM," or something similar. I quickly read it and gave her a sly grin of approval with a nod.

So after the show, I get back to my room and showered and was laying on the bed watching TV in nothing but a pair of gray boxer briefs awaiting her arrival when I started thinking about our first session, her tight little body and all the nasty things I was going to do to her in the ensuing hours. Of course immediately I get a massive hard on and may have stroked a little through my briefs when there's a knock at the door at about a quarter 'til, which I just assumed she was early. I resisted the urge to put on a robe and just figured I'd show her up front how excited I was about our final night of the trip.

So I go to the door with a huge well-defined bulge and open it.....and holy shit....it was a woman from housekeeping bringing me extra towels I'd requested an hour earlier that I'd completely forgotten about! At first I thought to try to cover up somehow, but the exhibitionist in me just said fuck it, it's not like she hadn't seen it already. Of course her eyes went directly to my crotch. I'm 6'3" and she was like 5'-nothing, so it wasn't a long trip. She kind of gasped with surprise and let out an audible "ooooohhh," and muttered something in Spanish I didn't understand. I reached out to take the towels while she just stood there looking, I said thanks and nonchalantly started closing the door as she turned to walk off. Once back inside, I thought how awkward it was......kind of embarrassing but exhilarating at the same time.

When the brunette showed up a few minutes later, I told her about it and we laughed our asses off. Then she told me she thought it was kind of hot. It ended up being the subject of some hot dirty talk during our session that last night.

 

[eroticspank]

Colon Cleanse

Years ago doing a Colon cleanse was the craze. So I went to a place in Phoenix for a cleanse. It was a woman in her mid-40s doing the cleanse and she had a nice curvy body. That combined with a great personality already had me semi-hard before I even took my clothes off.

For those of you who don't know, a colon cleanse is they hook you up to a machine with warm water and it goes in your ass. It is not like an enema because this machine directs the water in and out of your body. It cleans you out completely and I wonder why they don't do something similar for Colonoscopies but I digress.

She had me take off all of my clothes and lay on my side while she inserted the tube in my ass. She put a towel over my midsection so my dick was not in her view. But somehow, the way she talked to me and teased me with double entendre comments I got hard. Then she asked me how I am doing over there looking at my midsection. That did it, I got completely embarrassed. When we finished I was back down to semi-hard so no problem getting up and getting my clothes on. She told me not to worry it happens all the time. She didn't mention my erection but we both knew what she was talking about, and it made me feel great.

ES

 

[eroticspank]

I don't understand how a masseuse could NOT make at least some sly reference to it.
Don't they work for tips? A little fun word play should be worth an extra twenty bucks!
Guess that's why I'm not a masseuse. I would probably be what some people call "that kind" of masseuse LOL

I really think a lot of people are worried they might get fired or turned in for harassment. Different story when you go to a place you have been many times and know the masseuse by name.

ES

 

[bookworm69]

got a boner in a crowded elevator (way back when...) against a woman's big round butt who felt it ... and she pushed back into it!

 

[Vitriolhack]

got a boner in a crowded elevator (way back when...) against a woman's big round butt who felt it ... and she pushed back into it!

Whoa, that is hot! Did you offer to buy her coffee?

 

[bookworm69]

Whoa, that is hot! Did you offer to buy her coffee?

nope ... I was late for class. (One of my embarrassing life's regrets)

 

[Vitriolhack]

nope ... I was late for class. (One of my embarrassing life's regrets)

How frustrating it must have been for you; short of missing a mid term, I think I would have foxed the class!

Thank you for your story, cute one.

 

[BongoGal]

An old boyfriend told me how one night at a crowded concert, a girl in front of him insisted upon jumping up and down with her butt making repeated contact with his crotch. Not surprisingly, he soon found himself pitching a tent in his pants. He could have advised her to stop, but he let it go on for a bit. He said that if it kept up, it probably wouldn't have been enough to make him come, but he said it wasn't out of the question. It all stopped suddenly when the bouncing girl ceased bouncing. She turned and looked at him and said, "Oh my God, I'm sorry." It seemed as if she just realized that her butt cheeks had been rubbing an erection. They didn't make eye contact again, and she eventually disappeared into the crowd.

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Most embarrassing, but not really because I have an exhibition streak in me happened just yesterday. I had been working in the yard and need to grab some supplies from the Walmart. I had on a pair of clingy jogging pants and since I was expecting to shower after the work, I was commando. I got out of the SUV and of course there was a lady who had no bra and big nipples showing through and being a nipple guy I felt the blood rushing in. I smiles, as did she, but by the time I walk into the store a Bro infant bulge was there. I open leg to reposition it from my leg. Big mistake. The lady counting people saw it and she goes “welcome oh my” her eyes were not looking at my face. It was a quick in and out and I was still bulging. My cock was pointing straight down instead of to the right. Wouldn’t you know it. She stopped me and checked my receipt. I wonder why. Lol. She said thank you and have a nice day with a smile. I nodded and smiled.

 

[bmbm24601]

I usually wear boxer briefs. But on long flights across the oceans the leg material bunches up at the top of my thigh from sitting too long and cuts off the circulation. That's a little painful. So I bought some briefs. Kind of like the tighty whitey ones but this was a much better looking grey. I wore them for the first time flying across the Atlantic for this vacation.

It wasn't until I got to the London airport that I realized there's a massive problem with them. There's not enough material between the legs. I'm not saying they are too small, because they fit my waist and are the right size. I'm saying there's not enough room up front to hold my package. It wasn't until I was walking around the airport terminals that I realized the consequences of this. I was hanging out the side! Since there is not enough room up front then that creates a gap at the elastic band around my thigh. I was walking from gate to gate with the big guy hanging down my leg free from his cage. He started to swell with pride from his prison break as he enjoyed his freedom.

Normally I wear jeans and this would have created a visible outline but thankfully I was wearing some black slacks that are loose fitting. However, I was in a bind. (Like the play on words?) Despite how uncomfortable he was positioned, I couldn't just reach down to adjust him in front of all those crowds because that would have drawn attention to the situation. So instead I put my cell phone in the pocket to disrupt the shape of the outline and let my jacket hang down a little longer. I also switched my laptop bag to that side so people wouldn't get a clear view of anything.

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind ladies getting glances and admiring it, but there are also guys and kids at the airport and that would be all sorts of wrong. So it was an oddly interesting time at the airport. I'm not an exhibitionist but there's nothing I could do to adjust it without causing more of a scene as I walked to gate 40 (which is the furthest one at the airport). Oh, and then our plane broke so they made us walk to a new gate for a different aircraft. More fun. Hahaha!

 

[LizVegas79]

An old boyfriend told me how one night at a crowded concert, a girl in front of him insisted upon jumping up and down with her butt making repeated contact with his crotch. Not surprisingly, he soon found himself pitching a tent in his pants. He could have advised her to stop, but he let it go on for a bit. He said that if it kept up, it probably wouldn't have been enough to make him come, but he said it wasn't out of the question. It all stopped suddenly when the bouncing girl ceased bouncing. She turned and looked at him and said, "Oh my God, I'm sorry." It seemed as if she just realized that her butt cheeks had been rubbing an erection. They didn't make eye contact again, and she eventually disappeared into the crowd.

LOL - I'm pretty sure I've been guilty of that at least a couple dozen times. Sorry guys! But when the music moves me I've got to move with it!

Most embarrassing, but not really because I have an exhibition streak in me happened just yesterday. I had been working in the yard and need to grab some supplies from the Walmart. I had on a pair of clingy jogging pants and since I was expecting to shower after the work, I was commando. I got out of the SUV and of course there was a lady who had no bra and big nipples showing through and being a nipple guy I felt the blood rushing in. I smiles, as did she, but by the time I walk into the store a Bro infant bulge was there. I open leg to reposition it from my leg. Big mistake. The lady counting people saw it and she goes “welcome oh my” her eyes were not looking at my face. It was a quick in and out and I was still bulging. My cock was pointing straight down instead of to the right. Wouldn’t you know it. She stopped me and checked my receipt. I wonder why. Lol. She said thank you and have a nice day with a smile. I nodded and smiled.

Hmm, I always get stopped at Costco on the way out but I guess with me they're just doing their job LOL

I usually wear boxer briefs. But on long flights across the oceans the leg material bunches up at the top of my thigh from sitting too long and cuts off the circulation. That's a little painful. So I bought some briefs. Kind of like the tighty whitey ones but this was a much better looking grey. I wore them for the first time flying across the Atlantic for this vacation.

It wasn't until I got to the London airport that I realized there's a massive problem with them. There's not enough material between the legs. I'm not saying they are too small, because they fit my waist and are the right size. I'm saying there's not enough room up front to hold my package. It wasn't until I was walking around the airport terminals that I realized the consequences of this. I was hanging out the side! Since there is not enough room up front then that creates a gap at the elastic band around my thigh. I was walking from gate to gate with the big guy hanging down my leg free from his cage. He started to swell with pride from his prison break as he enjoyed his freedom.

Normally I wear jeans and this would have created a visible outline but thankfully I was wearing some black slacks that are loose fitting. However, I was in a bind. (Like the play on words?) Despite how uncomfortable he was positioned, I couldn't just reach down to adjust him in front of all those crowds because that would have drawn attention to the situation. So instead I put my cell phone in the pocket to disrupt the shape of the outline and let my jacket hang down a little longer. I also switched my laptop bag to that side so people wouldn't get a clear view of anything.

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind ladies getting glances and admiring it, but there are also guys and kids at the airport and that would be all sorts of wrong. So it was an oddly interesting time at the airport. I'm not an exhibitionist but there's nothing I could do to adjust it without causing more of a scene as I walked to gate 40 (which is the furthest one at the airport). Oh, and then our plane broke so they made us walk to a new gate for a different aircraft. More fun. Hahaha!

Oh you poor thing. So did anything happen once your flight once you took off? My husband says the cabin pressure of an airplane has caused him some embarrassing airplane moments. Although apparently once it paid off because he was travelling by himself and a woman sitting next to him noticed his distress and said she understood and wasn't offended. They started talking and he claims he stayed rock hard pretty much the whole flight, she noticed and felt sorry for him and they ended up getting a room at an airport hotel when they landed. Not sure if it's true or not. But, it's so crazy it probably is

 

[bmbm24601]

Oh you poor thing. So did anything happen once your flight once you took off? My husband says the cabin pressure of an airplane has caused him some embarrassing airplane moments. Although apparently once it paid off because he was travelling by himself and a woman sitting next to him noticed his distress and said she understood and wasn't offended. They started talking and he claims he stayed rock hard pretty much the whole flight, she noticed and felt sorry for him and they ended up getting a room at an airport hotel when they landed. Not sure if it's true or not. But, it's so crazy it probably is

LizVegas,

He enjoyed his freedom while walking across the airport twice but calmed down when he realized he wasn't going anywhere but to wait in the que to board the plane. He behaved himself once we were seated. I usually have a blanket for most flights across the Atlantic or Pacific so there's no embarrassment when I need to adjust him for comfort.

I'm jealous of your husband's story. I'll believe its true because I want it to be. LoL. It's a fantasy of mine to have that happen. He's lucky. I had a similar situation on a short flight. A good looking lady sitting next to me had him hard as steel. He was aiming down the top of my thigh in tight jeans so the outline was pretty obvious. Sadly the story ends there. We went our separate ways without even speaking. Reflecting back on it, I feel bad for putting her in that situation. I'm not sure if I made her uncomfortable being trapped next to him with nowhere she could escape to.

 

[Buttterscotch]

This story is more embarrassing for my friend versus me but still hilarious in my mind.

Years ago I met my close friend Jessica and we became sisters almost immediately. Later on we watched her meet her future husband and he became a close friend as well. Fast forward some more and they got married.

On the wedding night for the reception they rented a party bus and the entire wedding party went around bar hopping all night and we were all feeling really good by the end of the night.

Jessica the bride was feeling hungry and asked the bus driver to swing by a restaurant so we could get some food. The driver decided it was late enough and we were drunk enough that he went straight to the hotel instead resulting in a hangry bride. Pissed she went up to her room with her husband.

Me and my other friend also hungry decided to be the heroes and got in our car and went and got some food for us and the happy couple. We took their food up to their room and knocked on the door. Jessica met us at the door in some short and a tee. Then behind her came her husband to the door in nothing but a wash cloth hanging off his obvious hard on.

Jessica went bright red immediately as her husband stood there talking to us sporting his wash cloth cover. We laughed very hard over Jessica getting so embarrassed and the story still comes up from time to time.

 

[bw699353]

I was jerking off in work once in the stock room. It was my stock room so nobody else had any business coming down there. Anyway there i am watching some porn on my laptop (being the IT manager has its perks) when a young lady from accounts walks in on me. Apparently wanting to carry out an audit. In all my years there they never once carried out an audit before!

The look on both are faces must have been priceless!

 

[TomNeedsCoffee]

In high school my dad was the pastor of a small church. There were only like three other high school age kids on the church but one was this super cute cheerleader who was a couple years younger than me. I flirted with her all the time but nothing ever happened. Usually she had a boyfriend so just flirted innocently back.

One Sunday after Sunday school though she clearly was into it and we snuck around and started making out. I spent about ten minutes with my face in her breasts and hands on her ass and then had to stop to go to worship service. Unexpectedly right at the beginning they called me to the front to pray for me. I tried to keep my hands in front and covering my boner but then two elders took a hand each to hold during prayer. I don't know exactly who all saw it but the cheerleader and her mom both commented later to me about it.