Dating Sucks!

[TheLM]

Ok, so today I signed up for yet another dating site, I kind of hate myself for it.
I also realized something, I am a dating bipolar (if you will)
Some days I feel flirty and frisky and don't mind sexy messages, other days it's the biggest turn off ever. Today is the latter. Don't know if it's the extra stress I've been under or these kind of guys are just getting old to me. It's all I've gotten today and it's really frustrating. For example: (note: these are vanilla sites, I'd expect it from collar me)
Him "you seem like you have a wild side"
Me "I can. It depends"
Him "I'd like to explore that wild side, so what things do you enjoy"
Me "I bet but I'm looking for more than a hook up. Thanks though, darling"

Annnnnnd that's the whole convo. It'd be nice if someone tried to get to know someone. I'm slightly more than a vagina.... Grrrrr

But a few posts ago you said you wanted someone you could "send home" when you were done with them... If you're going to treat the man like an emotional dildo to be used when you need him and cast aside when you no longer do, how can you hold it against men who want to use you in a similar (albeit more physical) fashion?

I just had to chime in because I went at that; my own opinion isn't valid because I enjoy being in a relationship.

 

[Loverskitten]

But a few posts ago you said you wanted someone you could "send home" when you were done with them... If you're going to treat the man like an emotional dildo to be used when you need him and cast aside when you no longer do, how can you hold it against men who want to use you in a similar (albeit more physical) fashion?

I just had to chime in because I went at that; my own opinion isn't valid because I enjoy being in a relationship.

Oh I'd use him as more than just an "emotional dildo" honey! I have physical needs too, and then there's the paying for dates and gifts and such.... Silly boy

 

[mothership]

Thank you for this, my ego has been in the crapper lately

Was easy to write. The times I have talked to you, you have been nothing but pleasant. You are beautiful and should be able to find a good guy.

 

[Sebastian_Plz]

Was easy to write. The times I have talked to you, you have been nothing but pleasant. You are beautiful and should be able to find a good guy.

lol, snake in the grass that one.... Either make a move on her or regulate yourself to the friend zone.

But seriously, pull the tongue on her ass, she's not a dog...haha

 

[mothership]

lol, snake in the grass that one.... Either make a move on her or regulate yourself to the friend zone.

But seriously, pull the tongue on her ass, she's not a dog...haha

No idea what you were trying to say...

 

[Loverskitten]

No idea what you were trying to say...

Me neither, lol

 

[Sebastian_Plz]

No idea what you were trying to say...

take it you're not a fan of the movie 'Snatch'....no worries

 

[mothership]

take it you're not a fan of the movie 'Snatch'....no worries

Never seen it.

 

[Loverskitten]

I think I had a grammar seizure reading this guy's profile. WARNING
"Hey wat up hobbies workingout getting tattoos working on my 68 firebird my gouls stay on the rite path of success my Uniates r all my tattoos the way I make people laugh by being a jokester lov dance music also rock & rap .I'm just a bad boy w a kind heart lov 2 get out 2 the beach alote 4 lunch drinks bike riding surfing & looking 4 my beach bunny"

We can only hope he doesn't find his match.

 

[Kurokami]

I think I had a grammar seizure reading this guy's profile. WARNING
"Hey wat up hobbies workingout getting tattoos working on my 68 firebird my gouls stay on the rite path of success my Uniates r all my tattoos the way I make people laugh by being a jokester lov dance music also rock & rap .I'm just a bad boy w a kind heart lov 2 get out 2 the beach alote 4 lunch drinks bike riding surfing & looking 4 my beach bunny"

We can only hope he doesn't find his match.

Now why would you go and inflict that on the rest of us?

 

[Loverskitten]

Now why would you go and inflict that on the rest of us?

Hey! I said "WARNING" maybe I should have put it in red. Oh well, misery loves company

 

[midwestyankee]

I think I had a grammar seizure reading this guy's profile. WARNING
"Hey wat up hobbies workingout getting tattoos working on my 68 firebird my gouls stay on the rite path of success my Uniates r all my tattoos the way I make people laugh by being a jokester lov dance music also rock & rap .I'm just a bad boy w a kind heart lov 2 get out 2 the beach alote 4 lunch drinks bike riding surfing & looking 4 my beach bunny"

We can only hope he doesn't find his match.

Yikes! If someone had turned this in to me back when I was teaching writing I think I would have gone to my department chair to demand hazardous duty pay.

 

[Loverskitten]

Something tells me people aren't laughing because he's a "jokester".

 

[Loverskitten]

After sending SEVERAL messages to me with no reply, this guy finally got a reply. Here's how

Him-
"My cat had kittens you want some more hahaha"


Me-
"Too many homeless kitties. Get your cat fixed please."

Him-
"I was suppost to but kids let it out before I could get her down to have it done.but as soon as shes able it will be done along with are chihuahua that keeps humping my neighbors pit lol horney lil thing his more of a back scratched for the pit lol"

Grrrrrrrrr! People suck, fix your animals!

 

[Loverskitten]

I am currently sending crazy messages to one of the most beautiful men I've seen.
Who's the creeper now? lol
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[mothership]

I am currently sending crazy messages to one of the most beautiful men I've seen.
Who's the creeper now? lol
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My inbox is empty.

 

[Loverskitten]

I'm such a masochist, why?

"ur pictures its so great and u honest women would u like 2 talk ???u can read my profiel if u would like that will be great thanks for ur time 2 read my msg "

Well, maybe I'm not because there is no way I'm going to subject myself to reading his profile or "profiel"!

 

[BrentCrude]

My inbox is empty.

I just keep a few so I don't have to say that.

 

[Loverskitten]

Oh what a charming first message especially for a 43 year old.

"______says:

lets not mess around. If you find me whatever, say hello. If you're bleached brown hair can do that."

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh what a charming first message especially for a 43 year old.

"______says:

lets not mess around. If you find me whatever, say hello. If you're bleached brown hair can do that."

I gather Mr. Tact isn't getting a second chance.

 

[Loverskitten]

I gather Mr. Tact isn't getting a second chance.

Yeah, no.
If you're going to insult someone, you should at least have good grammar.

Another charmer (note this is from a vanilla dating site and there is nothing kinky in my profile)

"adorable id like to get to know you, I hope you like my profile. Feel free to email me back or text me at (phone # removed) so we can chat. Thanks

.And remember its once u go Asian u don't go back LOL
I'm affectionate so u must love to go down on your man hehe hey I'm,honest right? And don't worry I have a nice size dingdong lol and ill do the same to u lol"



What ever happened to "let's meet for coffee" or a drink? Lordy.
I wonder if this ever works as a first message?

 

[Loverskitten]

This thread has become my own little online dating bitchfest. Sorry, but I just have to let it out somewhere.

I used to have updates at the bottom of my dating profile with things like, "unless you built it, painted it, or restored it, I don't care to see pictures of your car, boat, or motorcycle" and snarky grammar tips.
I then started getting hate messages. Like a bunch of crazy filled hate messages. People wanted to kill me. I wish I had saved those.

 

[midwestyankee]

This thread has become my own little online dating bitchfest. Sorry, but I just have to let it out somewhere.

I used to have updates at the bottom of my dating profile with things like, "unless you built it, painted it, or restored it, I don't care to see pictures of your car, boat, or motorcycle" and snarky grammar tips.
I then started getting hate messages. Like a bunch of crazy filled hate messages. People wanted to kill me. I wish I had saved those.

It would appear that the world is becoming less welcoming of smart people.

 

[Loverskitten]

It would appear that the world is becoming less welcoming of smart people.

I'm usually called a "smart ass" but thank you! *blush*
Well at least the dating pool out there is not appreciative of my sense of humor or basic grammar skills.

 

[the captians wench]

This thread has become my own little online dating bitchfest. Sorry, but I just have to let it out somewhere.

I used to have updates at the bottom of my dating profile with things like, "unless you built it, painted it, or restored it, I don't care to see pictures of your car, boat, or motorcycle" and snarky grammar tips.
I then started getting hate messages. Like a bunch of crazy filled hate messages. People wanted to kill me. I wish I had saved those.

If and when I decide to dip my toes in again, I'm sure I'll be bitching along with you.

Right now I'm in a "it's not worth it" mind set when it comes to looking for dates. Fall term starts in a week, and if something catches my eye I might give it a go, but I have enough stress right now with out trying to figure out what the hell some one is trying to say.