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Oh for crying out loud

Him
"Let me know when you feel horny and than we can figure out smth like you can sit on my gigantic dick so on!!"


Me
"Classy"

Him
"I want to be w you! You so hot!! I need a condom!"



At least he's using condoms we wouldn't want that reproducing.
 
Loverskitten said:
Oh for crying out loud

Him
"Let me know when you feel horny and than we can figure out smth like you can sit on my gigantic dick so on!!"


Me
"Classy"

Him
"I want to be w you! You so hot!! I need a condom!"



At least he's using condoms we wouldn't want that reproducing.
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Have you found some kind of portal into Bizarro World?
 
If you can't be bothered enough to fill out your profile and/or write a message to me with at least one complete sentence, using complete words, then I can't be bother enough to respond. :rolleyes:
 
Loverskitten ... I feel your pain...

From memory I have had messages as short as ..."Cum now !!!!!!!!" <- I am sure they were hoping the multiple exclamation marks were going to excite me ?

OR ... "I saw your posts, wanna chat? I'm horny" I'm BB and no, thank you!...
I wonder what posts he was referring to, the ones where I post which music I am currently listening to(Boy is that sexy)?

ps - of course we are on a Lit - EROTICAsite I guess a certain amount of perving should be expected( a wise man once mentioned that to me).
I am not sure about online dating as I have never done it before...same thing I am sure.
BB ~
 
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BonBon1976 said:
ps - of course we are on a Lit - EROTICAsite I guess a certain amount of perving should be expected( a wise man once mentioned that to me).
I am not sure about online dating as I have never done it before...same thing I am sure.
BB ~
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I understand getting pervy messages here or collar me BUT these, in this entire thread I got on vanilla dating sites.
I think I complain about the poor grammar much more than the crudeness though. Kinky good, stupid bad ;)
 
I think I complain about the poor grammar much more than the crudeness though. Kinky good, stupid bad ;)

(chuckling) YES kinky good, stupid bad :D And grammar is required. Maybe someone should start a dating site for people with proper grammar and punctuation skills? Sort of winnow away the chaff as it were :) :cattail:

We could have fun thinking up names for that one.

BB
 
Sometimes it's about location I think. I had absolutely no trouble dating in the city, but suddenly I move back to my hometown and my 'standards are to high'. And that scares me. Because I didn't know I had standards.
 
Ha, put up a slutty Halloween costume and instantly got 20 messages. I'm sure they all are just speed readers and read my profile crazy fast, right?
 
Now I'm thinking, maybe it was a mistake to post the slutty devil pic, I'm obviously not attracting the type of man I'm seeking, but on the otherhand, I gotta catch men's eyes somehow? My friend thinks I need a dowdy sweater and peals pic (but that's not me either)
I have seen women wearing much less in their profiles. Hmmm
Thoughts?
 
Loverskitten said:
Now I'm thinking, maybe it was a mistake to post the slutty devil pic, I'm obviously not attracting the type of man I'm seeking, but on the otherhand, I gotta catch men's eyes somehow? My friend thinks I need a dowdy sweater and peals pic (but that's not me either)
I have seen women wearing much less in their profiles. Hmmm
Thoughts?
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The type of man you want and need most probably isn't the type of man that will try to pounce on you just from seeing your profile picture, so it doesn't matter what picture you use. But I suggest you use something that IS "you." (though, I kinda wanna see this Halloween pic myself, now ;) )

See, I have this opinion about the difference between men and boys when it comes to love and dating.

Boys are like puppies, far too playful and chasing after anything that catches they're attention, not really looking for anything much deeper then fun and maybe companionship--as long as the companionship puts out.

Real Men are like the sun. His heart shines brightly with his love, and he is tactful and intelligent and relaxed. He doesn't chase after women for fun (though he may hunt some down for sport). After all, the Sun need not chase after Venus--he merely needs to share Love, and she happily sits in his orbit.

So my "thoughts," I suppose you could say, is that finding a real man on a dating site is about like finding a needle in a haystack on Mars. You'll be lucky to even find the hay stack.
 
I have a friend here who is newly single and I have been listening to her woes. Ack - makes me appreciate L soooooo much more.

The Kootenays are wonderful but the gender ratio is about 4 to 1 - females to males. And the males here tend to be, (hm, how can I put this politely?), "undermotived" types.

The above-mentioned friend asked me, "If you were single here, what would you do?"

My answer: "Move".
 
thelovingsadist said:
So my "thoughts," I suppose you could say, is that finding a real man on a dating site is about like finding a needle in a haystack on Mars. You'll be lucky to even find the hay stack.
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True. Everything you said. Why can't my ideal man just show up, gift wrapped. Please.

Make that 40 messages, in just a couple hours. Ego boost at least. Although one guy called me "mama". No, just no.
 
Loverskitten said:
Why can't my ideal man just show up, gift wrapped. Please.
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He might show up, but don't expect gift wrapping. He's the type of person that you will be able to walk by on the street or in the store, and even talk to, yet maybe never recognize for who he is.

Because real men don't need to flaunt or show off anything. Simply being himself is enough. Subtly is sexy, anyway. ;)

And lol at the "mama" guy.
 
Keroin said:
I have a friend here who is newly single and I have been listening to her woes. Ack - makes me appreciate L soooooo much more.

The Kootenays are wonderful but the gender ratio is about 4 to 1 - females to males. And the males here tend to be, (hm, how can I put this politely?), "undermotived" types.

The above-mentioned friend asked me, "If you were single here, what would you do?"

My answer: "Move".
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Filed under "Information Needed If Suddenly Single." TYVM
 
Oh this guy sounds fun... Check the time stamps


Guy11/9/2012 1:01:43 AM
So, am I your type? I'm not going to write a short story, if you're just going to look at my pics then ignore me.


Guy11/9/2012 2:15:23 AM
You looked at my profile. Do you want to know anything? I will tell you anything.


Guy11/9/2012 2:19:18 AM
Give it a shot, you never know. BTW, the pic with the kitty, is the best one!


Guy 11/9/2012 2:34:02 AM
Or you can just stay on here for the rest of your life. Good luck with choosing the wrong guys for the rest of your life!
 
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