Dating Sucks!

[kiwi_submissive]

I reached the point years ago where the time, energy and money saved from not dating outweighs any positives that are gained from dating.

 

[BiBunny]

I reached the point years ago where the time, energy and money saved from not dating outweighs any positives that are gained from dating.

Same here.

 

[Felix_Jones]

Same here.

Ditto.

 

[Felix_Jones]

I wonder if online dating actually works. Maybe the online daters are paralyzed with the seeming infinite selection. I've done it a bit, with no success whatsoever. Which might incline me to believe that there's something wrong with the women who date online. I don't think that's the case though, maybe it's me. Maybe I'm always thinking that there's this massive store of single and willing women no matter what I do. Alas, still single and have been for nearly a decade.

 

[Loverskitten]

I wonder if online dating actually works. Maybe the online daters are paralyzed with the seeming infinite selection. I've done it a bit, with no success whatsoever. Which might incline me to believe that there's something wrong with the women who date online. I don't think that's the case though, maybe it's me. Maybe I'm always thinking that there's this massive store of single and willing women no matter what I do. Alas, still single and have been for nearly a decade.

Ya know, I've thought about this A LOT! I often read guy's profiles and the list of traits they are looking for in women, is staggering.
Ex:
"You are an attractive, outgoing, intelligent woman with a bit of a wild side. You are curious about the world around you and are open to new experiences. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You aren’t afraid to just be yourself. You can spell, and are well educated. Independant yet affectionate. You have a "glass half full" attitude all the time, love your job, active and love to work out. You are confident and never jealous or clingy. You love the outdoors and camping, yet can dress up for fine dining in an instant. You wear high heels and garters to bed and never get sick or look awful. You never get depressed or have problems. You have a perfect body, of course it's all natural, and you'll never age."

Hehehe ok only part of that is real, but this is how their lists of wants read to me.

So I think people (and have even read guys saying it) think, "hell, there's so many on here I may as well ask for perfection"
People don't even meet. I've been on there years and can count the actual dates I've had on one hand.

I thought I'd put myself out there and have several dates/meetings a week and be off in just a few weeks. Boy, was I wrong.

 

[Loverskitten]

As for me, I have recently lowered my standards to any man who has smaller boobs (moobs) than I, spells "a lot" correctly, and never says or writes "would of" or "could of"
That's all I ask. Lol

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

I guess I was one of the lucky ones. I found my girl on eharmony after only a couple of months being on there.

Added bonus that she is just as kinky as me.

 

[Loverskitten]

I guess I was one of the lucky ones. I found my girl on eharmony after only a couple of months being on there.

Added bonus that she is just as kinky as me.

 

[SailorJerry]

Wear these on your next date. guaranteed to please. rrrowwwrrr!

(sexy, IMHO)

 

[Loverskitten]

"Hello. my name is ____ and i honestly think you are extreemly interesting as well as (i know you hear this all day long) beautiful. i hate first dates they are allways awkward weird and what ever else that can go bad normally does. so why dont we skip that we can both put on our comfy pants ill burn dinner for us and we can have natural light over ice. Then we can pass gas and watch a horible movie that neither one of us wants to watch. then we can laugh the res5 of the nigut away. i would love to chat with
you more cutie. Hope your day is going well.​​"

Really dude? This is supposed to woo me? Yeah because women hate getting dressed up and going out. We'd all rather smell your stank-ass, sweat pants farts.

 

[midwestyankee]

"Hello. my name is ____ and i honestly think you are extreemly interesting as well as (i know you hear this all day long) beautiful. i hate first dates they are allways awkward weird and what ever else that can go bad normally does. so why dont we skip that we can both put on our comfy pants ill burn dinner for us and we can have natural light over ice. Then we can pass gas and watch a horible movie that neither one of us wants to watch. then we can laugh the res5 of the nigut away. i would love to chat with
you more cutie. Hope your day is going well.​​"

Really dude? This is supposed to woo me? Yeah because women hate getting dressed up and going out. We'd all rather smell your stank-ass, sweat pants farts.

It's possible that "stank-ass, sweat pants farts" are dude's best feature. Hard to fault a guy who leads with his best card.

 

[Ahlam]

Peeves

Dating makes me grumpy.

DATING PET PEEVE #1: By the way, I'm married.
"Oh, sorry for not mentioning this earlier but I am married. I hope that's okay."
Is it 'okay' for your husband/wife to participate in this conversation? Oh, it isn't? Fuck off.

DATING PET PEEVE#2: Dogma
"Are you familiar with Jesus Christ and how he saved our immortal souls?"
He's Puerto Rican, right? I know where the exits are.

DATING PET PEEVE #3: Flipflops

Flipflops are not real shoes, unless we are at the beach or in the shower. I'm just not the kind of girl who does shower scenes on the first date. Color me old-fashioned.

DATING PET PEEVE #4: Dirty talk
I'm unwilling to discuss the state of my pussy until dessert.

 

[Que]

.... eagerly rushing into the physical with a past play partner after a bridge burning with another resulted in a five month dry spell.

I know better than that; I require an awful lot of warm up and genuine human connection when I leave my little isolated from humanities perch and re-join civilized society.

Realizing my mistake I backed off and tried to reboot the session. Just as the more graduated Introduction was starting to work....

... her new (since we played last) boyfriend unleashed a barrage of calls and text wondering why she was not responding from work- where she generally doesn't respond to calls and texts.

The next to last night I had five or six distinct possibilities all in the same place, several of whom prevail upon me for assistance in talking to some of the other ones about possibilities and combinations...

Each of them giving me advice and encouragement about the others...(you gotta love youthful open mindedness)

In the end- I definitely selected the best of the lot...who I and the building a chaste goodbye in the parking lot after discussion about what seem to me to be a little bit of remorse of her going behind the back of her proven cheating boyfriend the night before with someone who was not me.

Celibacy has its charms.

 

[Dianthus]

Yes, it's pouring rain. Yes, the place is crowded. Yes, the coat check is overpriced. What makes you think that this relentless complaining is making a good first impression? Or that there will be a chance for a second one?

 

[Betticus]

As for me, I have recently lowered my standards to any man who has smaller boobs (moobs) than I, spells "a lot" correctly, and never says or writes "would of" or "could of"
That's all I ask. Lol

Well then, how YOU doin?

 

[JudasIscariot]

Jump for the stars and you'll hit the ceiling

Jump for the ceiling and you'll land on your feet

 

[Loverskitten]

This made me laugh.

" i am looking for a person who i can spend time go on trips have dinners who is romantic out going intelligant spontaneous i am sweet carinf funny out goin understanding loyal and spontaneously I am educated...... I am a gentlemen."

:/

 

[leighannste17]

Dating sites can be fun. But I never post my photos up online. People get mad and assume that you are fat or ugly because your scared to put up your photo.

But what they don't realize is that posting up lots of photos and showing yourself off on dating sites, can be dangerous. You guys should try Date-Hook ups. I've met some good looking guys on there, but they don't have very active imagionation's in the bedroom.

I had a hook up, a few days ago. I was trying to get to know him, see what he's into. I offered to blind fold him, and that's it, just to help him relax, while I was rubbing his back. He didn't want to, so I respected that, but he was no fun at all. He likes big breasted women, that are horny constantly.

He doesn't realize all women are different. If you don't pay attention to her body responses, your never going to get her off.

 

[Loverskitten]

Dating sites can be fun. But I never post my photos up online. People get mad and assume that you are fat or ugly because your scared to put up your photo.

But what they don't realize is that posting up lots of photos and showing yourself off on dating sites, can be dangerous. You guys should try Date-Hook ups. I've met some good looking guys on there, but they don't have very active imagionation's in the bedroom.

I had a hook up, a few days ago. I was trying to get to know him, see what he's into. I offered to blind fold him, and that's it, just to help him relax, while I was rubbing his back. He didn't want to, so I respected that, but he was no fun at all. He likes big breasted women, that are horny constantly.

He doesn't realize all women are different. If you don't pay attention to her body responses, your never going to get her off.

You say it's dangerous to post photos on dating sites yet you recommend a hook-up site?

 

[leighannste17]

Yeah. If you meet people in your area. It's free, you get to know people, find out different things. Why not? If your an adult, it's your life.

 

[Dyslexicea]

You say it's dangerous to post photos on dating sites yet you recommend a hook-up site?

Please add me to your confused list. leighannste17 surely has me very .

Being I wasn't always the good little girl I am now, I did have a few hook-ups, although never from a web site, but I don't consider those to have had anything whatsoever to do with dating. At times the hook-up did lead to dating but isn't that dating after the fact.

 

[sweepthefloor]

"Oh you are a sensual one."
Immediate deletion!

 

[knot_sweet]

ooh ooh got one

Chatting with a guy on-line, we seem to be getting along ok.
I suggest a meet up.

He says "just to warn you, I'm a bit wild and woolly"

This isn't a problem for me, I'm not terribly hung up on appearances.

So we meet up.

Wild and woolly translated as breath I could smell from the other side of the table, teeth that would give a dentist nightmares, hair that somehow managed to be both frizzy and straggly, stringy facial hair pretending to be a beard that I swear had bits of food in it, jeans with stains, a jumper with stains and fingernails I could have grown potatoes under.

That was round one of internet dating and I have no intention of ever doing it again. EVER.

 

[Loverskitten]

Well crap!

I found a guy on a vanilla site. We chatted, exchanged numbers, and have been texting for about 5 days.
He says he's shy and submissive. He's around my age, and just the sweetest guy. We are supposed to meet next week, we're quite a long drive from each other.
He sends the cutest sweet texts. I've been under a great deal of stress this past week and his texts have made me smile. I'm thinking I found my sweet pet.

Then tonight, without warning or provocation came a barrage of dirty messages, cock shots, and jackoff videos???? WTF?

Between this and the mouth breathers in "Talk" today, I think I need to give women a try. Seriously, men you disgust me today.

 

[Loverskitten]

Sounds great... but as a first message (on a vanilla site)? What the hell kind of vibe am I sending out lately? I have changed nothing in my profile :/

"I am upfront, I am looking for long term. If in long term I want a partner open to mfm threesome though. I am straight and want great 1 on 1 daily but I like now and then to see my parter with another guy and then with her after. No I don’t want other women. Sorry I just want to be honest..."