DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Photog1rl]

Can you spot me rent?

 

[EbersMoll]

I’ve seen a YouTube video.

 

[ydahecnot]

You’ll be my Stepford wife

 

[Taegul]

Jar Jar Binks cosplay anyone?

 

[Trubbycat]

Mommy! I had a nightmare!

 

[Rj_1954]

My pustules exploded, tissues please...

 

[ydahecnot]

No way! It has teeth!!

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Like vagina dentata, lover boy?

 

[Rj_1954]

Ow...ow...ow...ow...Ow!

 

[Photog1rl]

Turn your head and cough

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Gonna feed my plant...you.

 

[Photog1rl]

Can I smoke your butt?

 

[Taegul]

You like watching muppet porn?

 

[EbersMoll]

Dude, I make muppet porn

 

[Pad_Foot]

Help pick up dog poop?

 

[LatinaSoCal1995]

youre almost as good as my vibe

 

[Coyote100]

Alas, some people can't count.

 

[Trubbycat]

No lube? Use motor oil.

 

[Dogma52]

Smegma can be very useful

 

[JKL123]

Dad ... Father Smith is waiting

 

[Trubbycat]

Why are the police here?

 

[Rj_1954]

They are coming for you...

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I confess everything before Mass.

 

[snexxer]

Wait, let me take my teeth and glass eye out. Don't want to explain that in ER again.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

It's lodged in my butt...

(A story I heard from someone I knew...so another IRL de-arouser.)