DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Rj_1954]

Wanna get a black eye?

 

[XShadynzX]

Wow! It's ... ummm... yeah..ummm

 

[Rj_1954]

Grunt...grunt...not moving furniture...

 

[XShadynzX]

Mmmm garlic breath mm

 

[SWR101]

Tastes worse than it smells

 

[andthighbootsforall]

Your mother-in-law wants a kiss.

 

[Biggalute]

I'm out on day release

 

[XShadynzX]

Here.. take a number..

 

[Biggalute]

Sorry, I'm out of Viagra

 

[XShadynzX]

I'll go get the spare

 

[Apisto42]

I’ll share Covid with you.

 

[XShadynzX]

I’ll share Covid with you.

*not a post *

That's true love right there!

*not a post*

 

[Apisto42]

*not a post *

That's true love right there!

*not a post*

Hah - read it the other way and it’s positively evil. Needs a pronoun to be clearer as a turn off.

 

[XShadynzX]

Hah - read it the other way and it’s positively evil. Needs a pronoun to be clearer as a turn off.

maybe..
Wanna share Covid with me?

 

[Biggalute]

I think the earth's flat

 

[willlph]

Shit on my fore head

 

[Rj_1954]

My leprosy isn't contagious anymore...

 

[Rj_1954]

My whooping cough is better
Cough....cough....hack....hack....cough

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I went to Desiree's thread...

 

[Rj_1954]

Did you find Radcliffe there?

 

[willlph]

pop my backpimples for foreplay ?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

My name is Donald Trump...

 

[vibes]

Your hair stylist is psyco

 

[willlph]

Can my mama watch us ?

 

[Rj_1954]

JD Vance's in your pants...