DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[SWR101]

I neither grow nor show

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

My pubes? Chi-chi-chi-chia!

(I know it doesn't quite do the thing, but I am giving myself a break since I won this thread with my last.)

 

[jason28053]

youre almost as good as my vibe

That's 7 words ... you're gonna have to remove a couple.. you pick

 

[Rj_1954]

My mommy says I can...

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Suck my fungal toe, baby.

 

[EbersMoll]

Snack on my toe cheese.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Wank with my poopy panties.

(I just turned myself off with that one...)

 

[EbersMoll]

I’d like your nail clippings

 

[Rj_1954]

Try my used tampon cocktail

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Want my belly button lint?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I collect women like dolls.

 

[Rj_1954]

Not unusual, my wife does too

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I kind of meant in a serial killer way.

 

[Rj_1954]

I kind of meant in a serial killer way.

Oh, you could've fooled me

 

[EbersMoll]

It takes the lotion and….

 

[lilmissdarling]

Where's that smell coming from?

 

[EbersMoll]

My feet, you like it?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

They are in the walls.

 

[Coyote100]

Wanna see my stamp collection.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Wanna see my roadkill collection?

 

[EbersMoll]

Wanna see my “atom bomb”?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Have a red flag parade!

 

[Rj_1954]

Wanna see my wart collections?

 

[Lost_Writer01]

Excuse me while I yawn.

 

[willlph]

Wanna see my anal fistula ?