DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Photog1rl]

Are those Rocky Mountain oysters?

 

[EbersMoll]

Mister floppy wants to play

 

[37_ttej]

Awww, and he’s so cute!

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

You can sleep with me...

If you sleep with my Squishmallows.

 

[Rj_1954]

I've got rampant toe cheese

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Not licorice; lick her rash.

 

[Rj_1954]

I've got a runny nose

 

[Deadbed1968]

Damn! What is that smell!!

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I swear, everyone who goes past five words is getting the opposite of a prize here.

 

[RIPAphrodite]

Donald Trump and Boris Johnson

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Donald Trump and Boris Johnson

Donald Trump WITH Boris Johnson.

 

[Rj_1954]

Just not Kamala Harris please

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I have him on ignore.

 

[Rj_1954]

It doesn't matter to me...

 

[MiaBabe23]

Ooh disinformation is so hot!

 

[Rj_1954]

pick my nose & eat it

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Oh, that's all you have?

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is that all of it…?

 

[yvcam]

She knows you are here…

 

[Jaws82]

Leave ill do it myself

 

[Biggalute]

Mum knitted my willy warmer

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Did you pay for those?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Did you pay for those?

.No, I stuffed my bra.

 

[Biggalute]

I wear liar sized condoms

 

[Rj_1954]

My condoms have leaky holes