DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

My condoms are human skin.

 

[Rj_1954]

I don't use condoms anymore

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I am a walking condom.

 

[RIPAphrodite]

Donald Trump WITH Boris Johnson.

Donald Trump in Boris Johnson!

 

[Rj_1954]

Ivana Trump with Boris Johnson

 

[EbersMoll]

These pustules increase the sensation

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Say hi to my crabs

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Yeah, one ball is smaller.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Keep on sucking...it'll grow...

 

[EbersMoll]

First, I’d like a sample.

 

[37_ttej]

First, I’d like a sample.

Hey, sweetcheeks! This is Agnes.

 

[37_ttej]

Hey, sweetcheeks! This is Agnes.

I am seriously disturbed by you loving that post, Ebers.

 

[Rj_1954]

If your not Bi.....Bye!

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Sorry, that just made me laugh too hard when I made the connection.

 

[Rj_1954]

Your Aways forgiven to me

 

[yvcam]

She looks just like you...

 

[RIPAphrodite]

my time of the month

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm all swollen down there

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Can I call you Bilbo?

Your feet are so hairy!

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm busy waxing my pits

 

[FlyingThruLife]

It's all you, not me

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Do you like red flags?

 

[Photog1rl]

Are you sure it’s in?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Are you sure it’s in?

Reminds me of the time the dude took over five minutes to figure out how it gets in....(IRL)

 

[Turnedonbysharing]

The washing machine broke today.