DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[j23in03]

I just showered last Tuesday

 

[FlyingThruLife]

I swear this never happens!

 

[pollock0]

You look like my mother!

 

[Rj_1954]

You broke my middle leg...

 

[willlph]

Whatta hole whatta hole .

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Can my grandmother watch this?

 

[Rj_1954]

Only if granddaddy allows it...

 

[Leigh81]

Wanna stay here all weekend??

 

[Kelleebabestoo]

Well, you wanna kiss it?...

 

[Drinkmein]

Hi honey. Your wife called.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hi honey. Your wife called.

Did you invite her over?

 

[Taegul]

I work for the IRS.

(Is that cheating the 5 words?)

 

[EctoJohn]

You owe me five dollars.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Time to plunge the toilet.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Couple having hot sex:
Miffy the dog: A great spot to poop!

 

[Rj_1954]

Just puked...in my mouth

 

[Drinkmein]

let’s have a baby together

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Just puked...in my mouth

Wanna puke swap with me?

 

[willlph]

Wanna puke swap with me?

Only if yours is chunky

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

No one:
No one ever:
DE-Arouser: I keep my girlfriends' old toenail clippings. May I add yours to the collection?

(I know, I know.)

 

[willlph]

No one:
No one ever:
DE-Arouser: I keep my girlfriends' old toenail clippings. May I add yours to the collection?

(I know, I know.)

Lol I love feet and this made me shiver with disgust lol

i love the smell of yeast

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Let's watch paint dry, honey!

 

[Rj_1954]

I eat runny nose snot

 

[willlph]

Loogies the best vaginal lube

 

[MindYaBitness]

Does this look infected?