Dear X,

[Eilan]

Dear X,

The group has the word "Sarcasm" in its name. If your Sarcasm Detector is broken, perhaps our group isn't right for you.

Go fuck yourself,

Eilan

 

[MisterChaos]

Dear Female Friend,

I misread the signs, I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

-Mr.Chaos

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear small stray cat,

Can you please show up today? I noticed the limp, made you a vet appointment, and any other damn day you are here by 1 pm at the latest. So where the hell are you? And please get here post haste!

sincerely,

the hand that feeds you

 

[vibes]

Dear LS,

I hope you're doing fine.

Your BB

 

[itchiespleen]

how much more?

to the one in charge,

i may be wrong here, but i think that i have been handling all that you are currently throwing my way.

how about a deal... you take it easy on mine and i'll keep staying strong and take the shit.

other than that, great job and all that.

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear Asshole male receptionist at the Vet's office,

Thank you SO much for all your understanding when I told you that I had to cancel my appointment today because the cat had died. Further, and I am sorry that I interrupted you checking in surgeries (I know it vexed you since you mentioned it 3 times), your suggestion that I sit here with the dead cat until my appointment time, while great for you sucked for me. Thank you for taking my suggestion and asking the vet if I could just bring her in now. Your compassion knows no bounds.

And did I mention FUCK YOU you giant turd.

Sincerely
M

 

[BeachMomma]

Dear Saucy,

(((((((((((hugs)))))))))))

Love,
Me

 

[Emerson40]

Dear Ms Minx,

Sad and unfortunate news.

Sending virtual hugs your way.

E

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear BeachMomma and E,

Thank you much. I need all the hugs I can get.

M

 

[Que]

Dear Asshole male receptionist at the Vet's office,

Thank you SO much for all your understanding when I told you that I had to cancel my appointment today because the cat had died. Further, and I am sorry that I interrupted you checking in surgeries (I know it vexed you since you mentioned it 3 times), your suggestion that I sit here with the dead cat until my appointment time, while great for you sucked for me. Thank you for taking my suggestion and asking the vet if I could just bring her in now. Your compassion knows no bounds.

And did I mention FUCK YOU you giant turd.

Sincerely
M

I am so sorry for your loss.

 

[Saucyminx]

I am so sorry for your loss.

Dear Query,

Thanks.

M

 

[bailadora]

Dear Eilan:

What the hell IS that thing that in your avatar? *shudders*

Dora

 

[Eilan]

Dear Dora,

It's a Naked Mole Rat, not a penis with teeth.

Eilan

 

[Trolltroll420]

Dear every girl I've ever been with,

I did think it was hilarious when I "accidentally" put it in your butt.

 

[bailadora]

Dear Dora,

It's a Naked Mole Rat, not a penis with teeth.

Eilan

You sure about that? I thought you'd somehow stumbled across a pic of skinboy and decided to post it as an APB.

 

[bobsgirl]

Dear Eilan:

What the hell IS that thing that in your avatar? *shudders*

Dora

Dear Dora,
I am ever so grateful to you for asking what that particularly hideous thing in Eilan's AV is. I'm sure I would have jumped to the totally wrong conclusion, causing great hilarity and embarrassment.

Love,
bg

 

[bobsgirl]

Dear Eilan,
The thing in that AV is nearly as repulsive as EJFan's notoriously gross AV. I say nearly as, because, well, you know... Not for the faint of heart.

<shudders>

Love,
bg

p.s. u r hawt.

 

[Eilan]

Dear BG,



Eilan

 

[bobsgirl]

Dear BG,



Eilan

Dear Eilan,

Let's do the time warp again.

bg

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear BG and Eilan,

U r both HAWT!

 

[bobsgirl]

Dear BG and Eilan,

U r both HAWT!

Dear SM,

Flattery will get you a big squishy...

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear SM,

Flattery will get you a big squishy...

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Dear Emma-lou,

Please be smart, and careful and have a wonderful day in NYC. I will fret like mad until you come home safe. I know you are nearly grown up but as you were walking away from me with your friends to get on the bus, all I could see was my baby.

Remember what I told you, stay with your friends and come home safe because I don't think I would survive it if something happened to you.

Love,
your totally overprotective and soon to be xanaxed-out mother

 

[BeachMomma]

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Dear Emma-lou,

Please be smart, and careful and have a wonderful day in NYC. I will fret like mad until you come home safe. I know you are nearly grown up but as you were walking away from me with your friends to get on the bus, all I could see was my baby.

Remember what I told you, stay with your friends and come home safe because I don't think I would survive it if something happened to you.

Love,
your totally overprotective and soon to be xanaxed-out mother

Dear makers of Xanax,

From the bottom of our hearts, thank you. Better living through chemistry.

Signed,
Mothers of teenagers

 

[BeachMomma]

Dear Friends (you know who you are)

I love you dearly. You've made the past week not just bearable but fun. You're amazing, and I'm glad we found each other.


Beachy

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear You,

Thinking and praying for you.

Sincerely,

The biggest