Desultory and Impulsive

[y=mx+b]

Sometimes my dick just wants to be inside a woman.

Like a warm soaking bath. But just for my dick.

 

[SummerStar]

Sometimes my dick just wants to be inside a woman.

Like a warm soaking bath. But just for my dick.

Personally, I love it. I love touch and intimacy and I’m hard pressed to think of a more intimate feeling.

 

[rubydlite]

It's one of those situations that wouldn't really work. You know how some guys are just that way? Yeah. He's one of those guys.

Like god-fuck-forbid a woman wants such things and pursues such things on her own accord with or without external prompting.

And I should be shocked by this? Why?

I can't handle those dudes...my patience for their bullshit is less and less.

Do women ever just want a hard dick inside them with no thrusting?

Yes....only I'm not very good at just being still.
Someone cracks and it's usually me.

 

[y=mx+b]

Personally, I love it. I love touch and intimacy and I’m hard pressed to think of a more intimate feeling.

It brings about a thought of unity
Of being together without purpose

Yes sex is fun and orgasms are great
But there's just something about it

Like being a key in a lock
Not to unlock it
Or open up any doors

But simply because that's where the key belongs

 

[y=mx+b]

I can't handle those dudes...my patience for their bullshit is less and less.


Yes....only I'm not very good at just being still.
Someone cracks and it's usually me.

Yes. I laugh when his relationships fall through and attempts to establish new ones fall short and roll my eyes when he goes on to say how it's their fault.



The only time I crack is when I start feeling as though she's getting bored.

There's a certain something. A signal women seem to send out that says "come on fuck me" which solicits a fearful imagination of her later saying to her friends "all he wanted to do is just lay there with his dick inside me"

And so that's when it becomes pound time.

 

[y=mx+b]

This is special

Thank you.

 

[Chillygirl]

It brings about a thought of unity
Of being together without purpose

Yes sex is fun and orgasms are great
But there's just something about it

Like being a key in a lock
Not to unlock it
Or open up any doors

But simply because that's where the key belongs

Perfectly said

 

[y=mx+b]

Perfectly said

Thank you.




Today my mind has been circling a thought about getting a cattle prod

A small one of the lowest voltage. Nothing crazy.

I've no one to use it on
But yet I find myself wanting one
Just to have
And hold
And think about whoever you are out there that's reading this
...secretly wanting this

And wanting this of me.

I would hold it
Thinking about how I would drag it across your naked flesh

The curve of your breasts
The metal contact points
Straddling your nipple
Menacing
And threatening

Then passing along
Across your torso
Your abdomen

Reaching the Y of your pubic area
Your legs closed tight together

Telling you to open them
Feeling the fear of your anticipation
Pressing the metal contacts against your pubic bone

Telling you again
Calmly
By name

Spread your legs


I would sit on the edge of the bed
Holding the prod in my hand
And the image of you
At the front of my brain

Between my eyebrows



Spread your legs



I can hear your breathing
Just as I do
Standing blank-eyed stupidly
In the isle of the farm store

The prod
In my hand
Looking to be purchased

Just to have.

 

[y=mx+b]

We need more farm stores in my neck of the woods.

Never fails. I go in for legitimate reasons. Find myself in an isle. Will see something. And my mind goes elsewhere where alternative uses are found and prevail.

And I stand there relaxed, lost in thought, eyes probably glazed over like a goddamn psychopath.

 

[y=mx+b]

Like... imagine if there was a Hucow stall? For milk and fondling.

Oh... I have.

 

[y=mx+b]

They are a Midwestern thing

But with the decline of the family farm they are becoming less and less farm-centric and more and more like the bastard offspring of Cabelas and Home Depot

 

[y=mx+b]

Porn is my favorite genera of movie.

You don't think about it being an actual movie genera but it is.

It's interesting to think about.

Two or more people fucking or one person masturbating on video is porn. Even if it's just a 30 second clip

 

[y=mx+b]

*ahem*

 

[y=mx+b]

*ahem*

What.

 

[y=mx+b]

It's genre

 

[y=mx+b]

It's genre

Honest to fuck.
Really?

 

[y=mx+b]

Honest to fuck.
Really?

Um... yes.

 

[y=mx+b]

Um... yes.

And here I am trying to be all cool and score all kinds of online pussy and all I manage to do is make myself look like a goddamn fool in front of millions

 

[y=mx+b]

And here I am trying to be all cool and score all kinds of online pussy and all I manage to do is make myself look like a goddamn fool in front of millions

Mmm... more like in front of 10's.

5's really.

 

[y=mx+b]

Mmm... more like in front of 10's.

5's really.

DOESN'T MATTER! I'M AN EMBARASSMENT UNTO MYSELF!

 

[y=mx+b]

DOESN'T MATTER! I'M AN EMBARASSMENT UNTO MYSELF!

No. It doesn't matter.
And yes you are.

I'm embarrassed you are just figuring that out.

 

[y=mx+b]

No. It doesn't matter.
And yes you are.

I'm embarrassed you are just figuring that out.

Meh.
I had an inkling of an idea already.

 

[y=mx+b]

She used to be fun.
Now she's responsible.

 

[Andrewlongcock]

She used to be fun.
Now she's responsible.

Now I see how you got to over 24,000 posts.....

 

[Moochienanu]

Now I see how you got to over 24,000 posts.....

... because he’s a prolific writer who joined this message board 17 years ago? I know, right?!!?! I’m jealous too.....