Did You Get Laid Last Night Or Today?

[Leigh81]

Last night we put the hump in hump day

 

[Jing83]

Yes and it was thick and good

 

[ohboo]

Yes after returning from a long trip. Went at it slow and steady

 

[13Fantasies]

Not a chance

 

[HoneyUndone]

Yes! With a dear friend from Lit

 

[asaxon]

Last night as soon as she shut her laptop screen down I used my magic fingers on her nipples and well...

 

[draconus_infernus]

A couple times yesterday morning.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Had to give him a reason to smile through a Monday morning meeting

 

[13Fantasies]

Let's not get carried away with hope. I'm not President Obama.

 

[mortis]

Yes before a business trip.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

LMAO - No

 

[Smoothshavendad]

No, but my boss did drop on her knees and pleasure me in my office late this afternoon.

 

[smtst5]

I woke up to a knock on my door. I opened it and there was the girl from the bar earlier. She grabbed my hand and led me to the bed. Her sun dress was on the floor and she climbed on the bed. I stood behind her and grabbed her hips, it was at that very moment that my fucking alarm clock went off and I woke up.

 

[numeniusa]

Yes. Finally... It's been a fortnight

I've not been well. The kind with buttock-clenching, avoiding food, all your very favourite things seeming like poison you'll never take again. I've recovered so, so slowly, with more than one false dawn, followed by more pale loitering at the breakfast buffet looking wan and feeling a bit faint.

Today though, I felt better again, and I could envision being safely naked and having an actual orgasm.s

"Just one", I said, "and nothing athletic, I'm going to have to build up slowly...".

"Fine", he said, "whatever works".

Of course I didn't stop at one. And I went on top and everything.

I'm definitely feeling better.

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

I got laid in our fashion. My vibrator and her hand. That is as good as it now days.

 

[JerseyJade]

This morning.

 

[TheDevilsJoy]

nope. sure haven't.

 

[womaneater58]

Sadly, it's been awhile for me.

 

[rlaflamme]

Nope...

 

[Kimleigh]

Last night and this morning... I'll be smiling all day!

 

[slideonin]

Last night and this morning... I'll be smiling all day!

Aren’t you just a lucky one!

 

[Kimleigh]

Aren’t you just a lucky one!

Blessed, for sure!

 

[hatteras68]

I tried really hard last night but no luck. My wife got a nice long back rub though.

 

[Hornblende]

Last night. Comprehensively.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Been a few days now...