Did You Get Laid Last Night Or Today?

Yes

My wife and I have been fucking like rabbits lately, including last night. Been recording the audio and enjoying the replays on my commute into work.
 
I did. Slightly surprising turn of events after a long day's cycling, but very good, if a little sweaty in the heat. I wasn't sure after I'd cum the second time whether it had been silent (best policy on a campsite...) or REALLY LOUD...
 
Been sick for a few days, so haven't really gone out. But my dick has definitely not felt the effects of my illness whatsoever!
 
No. A bit of a medical sabatical while we wait for her to recover.

As the song goes "My dick's on the dole, living on handouts again"
 
I was promised that I would get some today (first in 6 months) but alas, a headache has developed and I was informed a nap was in order. So I will answer the question with a resounding NO!
 
Laid? No. I wish. I tried early this morning when I got home from work but there was a malfunction with his early warning system. :eek:
 
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