Did You Get Laid Last Night Or Today?

Last night. Great sex that will have to satisfy me for a couple of weeks.
 
I did not, nor the night before. Nor the night before. Nor the night be.....ugh. I need to get laid.
 
Neither. In fact not since Sunday night, what with family commitments and stuff. When he came it was SO LOUD that the strings of the piano rang for ages :D I got precum all in my hair and had to set my already ridiculously early alarm even earlier so I could wash it in the morning *yawns*

Hump day today. :devil:
 
Well.........I had all kinds of sex last night......but it would have been nice to have a partner..........will be out with the S.O. tonight......so....we'll........see.......She is in mood for it.....so she says .....for now.......
 
Ummmm, no. Not even close. Nope. Is there anything even more "nopey" than nope? If there is, then it's that.
 
Not a chance. I think a change in the laws of physics would be required for it to happen :rolleyes:
 
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