HornyJunkMail
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Laid? Only in my dreams.
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a church friend with benefits ! ?Yes, with my friend from church.
No, but I tried. I called the building super and told him I had a plumbing problem which is code for "I'm horny". Unfortunately, it was his wife's birthday and he was celebrating with the kids so my vibrator got a good workout instead.
Wife and me had a very hot weekend.
Was supposed to have happened Valentine's weekend, but I was sick. My wife kept her needs bottled up for two weeks.
Two weekends later, we exploded in a hot, passionate, and wild three days of crazy sex and simple lovemaking.
Yes, before dinner. A clear case of 'high altitude cock'.
He always seems to be enormous in the mountains, I usually put it down to relaxation, good food, lots of fresh air and outdoor activities. I did some research while he was cooking dinner, though, and it seems it's a physiological effect of the thinner air at altitude. It makes the blood pressure higher, male climbers are apparently prone to random erections as they climb!
Anyway, whatever the anatomical reason, I'll take it...
Yes, before dinner. A clear case of 'high altitude cock'.
He always seems to be enormous in the mountains, I usually put it down to relaxation, good food, lots of fresh air and outdoor activities. I did some research while he was cooking dinner, though, and it seems it's a physiological effect of the thinner air at altitude. It makes the blood pressure higher, male climbers are apparently prone to random erections as they climb!
Anyway, whatever the anatomical reason, I'll take it...
So I guess you are buying a cabin in the mountains.
A few years ago when I was experiencing some erectile problems that was due to a kidney blockage that was restricting blood flow(didn’t know it at the time), I was able to get relatively hard at the beach. Just like in the mountains, the air and the pressure is different. I’m sure it does something to our bodies.
After the problem was taken care of, I get huge at the beach and it doesn’t take much.
I haven't gotten laid in a good while, sadly