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Very sexyone time in my early 20's I was pretty drunk and blatantly hit on my buddies mom and found her receptive to my advances. too bad I was plastered enough to only half remember the sex.
I like having a few drinks-not "white girl wasted"- dancing on the pole at a bar kind of drunk...
I know a lot of my friends who don't drink and have vanilla sex...It completely lowers your inhibitions.
Maybe I am biased. But I mean, there's nothing wrong with a little slurred speech, and feisty sides of people.![]()
Dammit girl, was just installing the stripper pole on my bar at home! was getting ready to send you the invite!
Only if it sparkles, or is green.
Or if you have a disco ball too
ONLY.
How'd you know I was a dancer and flexible?
Gotta take down those videos on youtube now...
Sweetie, It is green, it sparkles, and the disco ball is sitting right here.
Yeah the you tube videos are giving you away! Better watch that dancing on your desk at work, could get you in so much trouble!
How'd you know I was a dancer and flexible?
Gotta take down those videos on youtube now...
Oh, are those outfits really appropriate for work? Not complaining, but wow!
Maybe I'll keep them up for my fans and buy a red wig![]()
Haha if only Kindergarten teachers had big desks![]()
You sound like my boss, Principal isn't always happy![]()
Ohhh Van Halen....
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Yep!
I got my pencil, give me something to write on!
"Why can't this be love?"
Is my other favourite VH song
And I'm more of a Motley fan.
Lol, because it is just sex!
Favorite Crue song?
Too Young To Fall in Love.
Girls Girls Girls
Kickstart my Heart
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She does!![]()
Tease!

Damn, I need to up my stalker game.
Shouldn't be that easy to tell.![]()