Favorite Movie Quotes

[caitiff1969]

“We can be heroes in our own lives. Every one of us. If we only have the courage to try.”​

Transformers

 

[TheMrBurns]

"Put the bunny back in the box."

 

[caitiff1969]

Not really a movie...... but
Captain Hammer:
[after Death Ray explodes] Oh, I'm in pain. I think this is what pain feels like.

 

[BrendaBear]

"Put the bunny back in the box."

OMG! I should know this too!

and that is exactly why I wanted to create this thread.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Not really a movie...... but
Captain Hammer:
[after Death Ray explodes] Oh, I'm in pain. I think this is what pain feels like.

"The hammer is my penis."

 

[TheMrBurns]

OMG! I should know this too!

and that is exactly why I wanted to create this thread.

Hint: Nick Cage delivers the line.

 

[BrendaBear]

Hint: Nick Cage delivers the line.

OMG! He is close to my age too... And in my head, I can hear him saying it…. Working… working… I will get it (without a search)…

Thanks for the challenge!!!

 

[TheMrBurns]

OMG! He is close to my age too... And in my head, I can hear him saying it…. Working… working… I will get it (without a search)…

Thanks for the challenge!!!

You're most welcome.

 

[BrendaBear]

OMG! He is close to my age too... And in my head, I can hear him saying it…. Working… working… I will get it (without a search)…

Thanks for the challenge!!!

Oh… I am thinking that movie where he played a con who is getting out... is that from Con Air?

 

[TheMrBurns]

Oh… I am thinking that movie where he played a con who is getting out... is that from Con Air?

Ding ding ding!

 

[BrendaBear]

Ding ding ding!

Thanks for that!!! It was totally bugging me!!!

 

[caitiff1969]

Tree Trimmer: (To fellow tree trimmer after Lane falls into a dump truck when trying to commit suicide off of a bridge) Man, that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Hint: Another line from same movie.....
I want my two dollars!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheMrBurns]

One of my favourite movies of all time:
"Buongiorno principessa!"

 

[Dave_Loves_Puss]

"He is Batman, you moron!"

 

[TheMrBurns]

“From now on, we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me for reward only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind, I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature as far as I am able. I will ruin Your incarnation.”

 

[deltablues65]

“From now on, we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me for reward only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind, I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature as far as I am able. I will ruin Your incarnation.”

Amadeus.....Well!!!! There it is!

 

[caitiff1969]

Brodie:
It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?

T.S. Quint:
Sure, why not?

Brodie:
He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

 

[TheMrBurns]

"Now is not the time for verbal swordplay, for unlikely flights of imagination and wildly shifting perspectives, for metaphysical conceit, for wit. . . . Now is the time for simplicity. Now is the time for, dare I say it, kindness."

 

[deltablues65]

The lady of the lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by divine providence that I Arthur was to carry Excalibur...."That is why I am your king"......Reply.....Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government, Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.....Reply..... Be quiet! Reply....Well you just can't expect to wield supreme executive power just "cause some watery tart threw a sword at you"......sorry its a touch long, but I had to include both halves of the initial quote

 

[caitiff1969]

The lady of the lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by divine providence that I Arthur was to carry Excalibur...."That is why I am your king"......Reply.....Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government, Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.....Reply..... Be quiet! Reply....Well you just can't expect to wield supreme executive power just "cause some watery tart threw a sword at you"......sorry its a touch long, but I had to include both halves of the initial quote

Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

“I’ll pump you so full of lead you’ll be using your dick as a pencil!”

 

[caitiff1969]

“I’ll pump you so full of lead you’ll be using your dick as a pencil!”

3 Amigos, GREAT movie

 

[Raven92]

Some of you may die but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

 

[TheMrBurns]

"Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid."

 

[Rob_Royale]

We deal in lead, friend.