Favorite Movie Quotes

“We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren’t of your faces doesn’t mean we can’t identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge.”
 
“We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren’t of your faces doesn’t mean we can’t identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge.”
Oh my! Eve Arden did not sound happy when she announced that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
"If she gets any closer to him, she'll be behind him." - Ginger Rogers in Vivacious Lady.
Ginger in 42nd Street was great fun.
"It must have been hard on your mother, not having any children"
Even better the line about her character, "Who could forget her? She only said "No" once, and THEN she didn't hear the question!"
 
-What if you found the right man, who worshiped and adored you? Who'd do anything for you, who'd be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?

-I'd pity him.
 
🎶I! Ain't got no body!
Ain't got no bo-ody!
Ain't got no body, and nobody cares!
A dee, a dah, adee dit diddle a dah!🎶
 
🎶I! Ain't got no body!
Ain't got no bo-ody!
Ain't got no body, and nobody cares!
A dee, a dah, adee dit diddle a dah!🎶
I recently learned that Marty Feldman met some kid sneaking on to the set of that movie, befriended him and gave him an excuse to be there every day. They guy went on to good success himself in Hollywood… but I don’t remember his name! 🤦‍♀️
 
If you know this one, you're my kind of people. From one of my favorite movies but from one of my least favorite writers.

"Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever!"
 
If you know this one, you're my kind of people. From one of my favorite movies but from one of my least favorite writers.

"Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever!"
The Thirteenth Warrior! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
 
Now I'm warning you two! You screw up just this much, and you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!
 
Whoa! Whoa! You are now shooting a gun, at your imaginary friend, near 400 gallons of NITRO GLYCERIN!
 
If you know this one, you're my kind of people. From one of my favorite movies but from one of my least favorite writers.

"Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever!"

I loved that movie!

I loved the scene where they called the arabian a dog because it was smaller than their was horses... but then I found out later that arabians are bigger than the icelandic horses vikings would have ridden...😅
 
Brodie:
It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?

T.S. Quint:
Sure, why not?

Brodie:
He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

Mallrats.

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
 
Shout out to a Canadian film:

-You know what's hard work? Going through a divorce, she's trying to get all my money now. She can have half of it, I don't give a shit. The other half, hard work, mine! Some guys on their team are fuckin' divorced. Three guys there, who's fuckin' marriages are in the fuckin' toilet.
-We're playing divorced guys.
-Yeah!
-We gotta be fuckin' triceps, biceps, arceps hard!
-Hard!
-Greek fuckin' underground gay porn hard!
-We're all Adonises!
-Highlanders, gay porn hard!
-Gay porn hard!
 
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