Favorite movie quotes

[Asa]

Outlaw Justice/ The Long Kill

Holdon: 8 years... 8 years... and I don't recall any of you writing
Toby: You can't read

 

[sallythescorpian]

Gone with the Wind

Scarlet tells Rhett that she'll lock her bedroom door in future

Rhett: "Why bother? If I wanted you, no lock would keep me out!"

swoon!

 

[Asa]

Another Outlaw Justice Quote

Kris Kristofferson's character looking at the mayor of a city

Unless you move yer self righteous butt this heathen rifle is gonna blow out yer candle.

 

[Last_Rider]

There's one big difference between us. We both looked into the abyss, but when it looked back you blinked.

-Batman Crisis on Two Earths

 

[Veroe]

From Ultimate Avengers

Tony Stark to Natalya Romanova: Hi I'm Tony Stark
Natalya: Da, I saw your name on the side of building

Hank Pymm When Captain America is presented with his new circular shield: Way to go Fury. Do we all get our own trash can lids?

Betsy Ross to Gen. Fury when Shield headquarters comes under attack: The Hulk is out there, but its okay Bruce has got it under control.
Fury sarcastically: Oh this just keeps getting better and better.

Black widow to Captain America after the Avengers first mission failed: Steve, you are a man who gives his all for what he believes in, and whether I live or die I will gladly follow you.

 

[Veroe]

From the Dark Knight

Alfred to Bruce Wayne when preparing to turn himself over to the police for being the batman: I suppose I will get sent to jail too, as an accomplice.
Bruce: Are you kidding? I'm going to tell them it was all your idea.

 

[SteampunkGirl]

The Big Lebowski

Many critiques consider my work strongly vaginal. This makes some people uncomfortable. Are you uncomfortable Mr. Lebowski?

...

Vagina.

...

 

[Veroe]

From Serenity

Jayne: Shiny, let's go be bad guys.

Jayne: Eating people alive! When does that get fun!

The Operative: In less advanced civilizations when a man has failed as spectacularly as you have, doctor, they fell on their own swords to save their superiors the effort of removing them.
Doctor: Well unfortunately I didn't bring a sword.
The operative pulls out from his bag a sword for him.

Mr. Universe: You're right Mal, someone was talking to her.
Wash: The Mr. Ogi bar.

Mal's big speech: As sure as I know anything. I know this. They will try again. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave.

Kaylee to Simon:...And don't get in anything with Capison 38 engine in it. They fall straight out of the sky.

Mal to Wash when a peice of the ship falls off: How bad is it?
Wash deadpan: Oh god. Oh god. We're gonna die.

 

[such_a_bad_man]

Oh this is easy

This line has been my favorite for a while.

Movie: Silverado

Malachai (played by Danny Glover): *after shooting one of the wicked sheriff's deputies in his gun hand and leveling his Henry rifle at the others* "Now I don't wanna kill you and you don't wanna be dead!"

 

[Last_Rider]

Mr. Gustaffson: Max! Drop that fish!
Max: Mr. Gustaffson!
Mr. Gustaffson: Don't make me have to separate you two kids again, dammit!

Mr. Gustaffson (Burgess Meredith) Grump Old Men

 

[begcil]

Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby

Ricky Bobby:
Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

 

[zydrate]

Singing in the Rain:

Cosmo Brown: Talking pictures, that means I'm out of a job. At last I can start suffering and write that symphony.
R.F. Simpson: You're not out of job, we're putting you in as head of our new music department.
Cosmo Brown: Oh, thanks, R.F.! At last I can stop suffering and write that symphony.

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Ever After

Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent: Darling, nothing is final 'til you're dead, and even then, I'm sure God negotiates.

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Cars

Sally: Flo! What do you have at your store?
Flo: I have gas! Lots of gas!
[Mater and Ramone snicker]
Sally: OK, boys, stay with me

 

[Kat73]

From Elvira Mistress of the Dark

HUnk - How's your head?

Elvira - I haven't had any complaints yet...oh, fine (rolls eyes)

 

[sallythescorpian]

Dirty Harry

Clint has chased down the baddy, and now has him in his sights.

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

 

[sallythescorpian]

the Magnificent Seven

[Calvera has just captured the Seven]

Calvera: What I don't understand is why a man like you took the job in the first place, hmm? Why, huh?
Chris: I wonder myself.
Calvera: No, come on, come on, tell me why.
Vin: It's like a fellow I once knew in El Paso. One day, he just took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. I asked him that same question, "Why?"
Calvera: And?
Vin: He said, "It seemed to be a good idea at the time."

 

[SoulWeaver]

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town." - Ash, Army of Darkness.


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[Asa]

Murder By Death

Sidney Wang: And you Mr. Charleston, did not approve of Mrs. Charleston dying her hair blond?
Dick Charleston: What do you mean?
Sidney Wang: Mrs. Charleston's hair red. You have blond hairs on shoulder. This means she has dyed red hair blond, then back again to red, or else you have been... So sorry, Wang is wrong.

Sam Diamond: I don't get it. First they steal the body and leave the clothes, then they take the clothes and bring the body back. Who would do a thing like that?
Dick Charleston: Possibly some deranged dry cleaner.

Milo Perrier: [after the lights have gone out in Twain's dining room] Be quiet everyone! I smell something! It's - Good God! - FRANKS AND BEANS!
Jamesir Bensonmum: I'm afraid that's all we have, sir.

Milo Perrier: What do you make of all of this, Wang?
Sidney Wang: Is confusing.
Lionel Twain: [from moose head] IT! IT is confusing! Say your goddamn pronouns!

Willie Wang: Who do you think is the murderer?
Sidney Wang: Must sleep on it. Will know in morning when wake up.
Willie Wang: But what if you don't wake up?
Sidney Wang: Then YOU did it.

Jamesir Bensonmum: She murdered herself in her sleep, sir.
Dick Charleston: You mean suicide?
Jamesir Bensonmum: Oh no, it was murder, all right. Mrs. Twain HATED herself.

 

[Niriate]

Probably one of the most known quotes in the last 11 years.

Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

And from one of it's sequals

Mr Smith: Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We missed you. Do you like what I've done with the place?

 

[Last_Rider]

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

-Joe Nada They Live

 

[SoulWeaver]

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

-Joe Nada They Live

Hahaaa , but Duke Nukem did it with more style


"Negative, I am a meat popsicle." - Corbon Dallas, Fith Element

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[Last_Rider]

You're life. I was thinking about taking it, but seeing as I don't do well in confined spaces I'm just gonna kick your ass.

-Lee Christmas The Expendables

 

[Emerald_Lilly]

Prince Edward: [sighs] What a pair we make, huh? Both trying to hide who we are, both unable to do so. Your men love you. If I knew nothing else about you, that would be enough. But you also tilt when you should withdraw... and that is knightly, too.
Prince Edward: He may appear to be of humble origins, but my personal historians have discovered that he is descendent from an ancient royal line.
Prince Edward: This is my word... and as such is beyond contestation.

For reasons I can't even fathom, I keep needing to use that last line.

 

[Last_Rider]

My Lords, my Ladies. And everyone else here not sitting on a cushion! Today, today, you find yourselves equals. For you all equally blessed, for I have the pride, the privilege, nay the pleasure of introducing to you a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back, beyond Charlemegne. I met him first in Jerusalem, praying to God for forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. He amazed me further still in Italy when he saved a maiden from the would be ravaging of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece, he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. So, without further ado I present to you the Seeker of Serenity, the Protector of Italian virginity, the Enforcer of our Lord God, Sir Ulrich von Lichtenstein!

-Geoffrey Chaucer A Knight's Tale

 

[SoulWeaver]

"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass." - Willie, Bad Santa

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[Emerald_Lilly]

LOL Last_Rider ... and another Chaucer wonder from A Knight's Tale (made better by the crickets chirping when he is done):

Chaucer: Yes, behold my lord Ulrich, the rock, the hard place, like a wind from Guilderland he sweeps by blown far from his homeland in search of glory and honor, we walk... in the garden... of his turbulence!