Favorite movie quotes

[fr33ks33k]

Korben Dallas: We need to find the leader, Mangalores won't fight without the leader.
Aknot: One more shot, and we start killing hostages!
Korben Dallas: That's the leader.
Aknot: Send someone to negotiate.
Fog: [as Dallas looks at him] Uh, I-I've never negotiated before.
Korben Dallas: Do you mind if I try?
Fog: No, sure, sure, sure.
[shouts]
Fog: We're sending somebody in to negotiate!
[Corben walks into the room and shoots Aknot between the eyes. As he falls, the other Mangalores drop their weapons and bow over him, keening]
Korben Dallas: Anybody else want to negotiate?

The Fifth Element's one of my fave movies.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Smokey and the Bandit:

Sheriff Buford T. Justice: "What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law!"

"There is no way...no way you could've come from my loins! When I get back home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma right in the mouth!"

 

[SoulWeaver]

"This is a good death. There's no shame in this, in a mans death, a man who has done, fine works . . ." The Operative, Serenity

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[janeyruth]

My fave "Big Lebowski" scene...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be7Og9Gc_KY

 

[Erlind]

So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you.

 

[monique_minx]

Sarah: Give me the child.
Jareth: Sarah, beware. I have been generous up 'til now. I can be cruel.
Sarah: Generous? What have you done that's generous?
Jareth: Everything! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?

~ The Labyrinth

Sarah: That's not fair!
Jareth: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?

~ The Labyrinth

Ludo: SMELL BAD!

~ The Labyrinth

Jareth: Love me. Fear me. Do as I say and I will be your slave!

~ The Labyrinth

...Yes, I am obsessed Oh and Jareth needs a dictionary cause I think he got his definition backwards! Lol!

 

[SoulWeaver]

"Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer, acne, shaving, premature ejaculation ... and your first divorce." - Jack Slater, Last Action Hero

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Your mother's a frikkin' aardvark!

- Nameless Minion, "The Labyrinth"

Jareth: You remind me of the babe.
Minion: What babe?
Jareth: The babe with the power.
Minion: What power?
Jareth: The power of Voodoo.
Minion: Voodoo?
Jareth: You do.
Minion: Do what?
Jareth: Remind me of the babe!

- The Laybrinth

 

[Ravenloft]

Sorry that this isn't a quote, but I think to those of you quoting the Labyrinth, this might be quite interesting to read.

The Labyrinth: a symbolic tale of a young girl's acceptance of her sexuality

 

[Ravenloft]

Minx, here's an explination for Jareth's love/fear quote.

The curious line "Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave" fits with the theory that Jareth is an Incubus. If Sarah accepts the Goblin King as the powerful mythical figure he is projecting, then he will be that figure and she will fear and love him. Yet his very existence will always depend on her for sustenance.

 

[SoulWeaver]

"What the hell is that number on the back of your head? What is that, like a license plate in case someone tries to steal it?" - Darian Hallenbeck, Last Boy Scout

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[RockGod235]

"These go to Eleven." - Nigel Tufnel from Spinal Tap.

"What do you mean I'm funny?" - Tommy DeVito from Goodfellas.

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me." - Brick Top from Snatch.

 

[The_PG]

Now you will recieve us! We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim! It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood, 'till it rains down from the skies! Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace! These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost! There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day YOU WILL REAP IT! And will send you to whatever god you wish.

~ The Boondock Saints

 

[princesssexci]

...Yes, I am obsessed Oh and Jareth needs a dictionary cause I think he got his definition backwards! Lol!

Monique... <3 Best movie ever!

 

[Veroe]

From the last Samurai

Algren to Captain jerkface guy: You want me to kill Jappos, for 400 dollars I'll kill Jappos, but you remember this, I would gladly kill you for free.

From the Incredible Hulk

Bruce banner to Brazillian jerk beating him up in flawed portugese: You're making me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.

 

[Light Ice]

The Sand Pebbles-



Captain Collins: Holman, I'll have you shot as a mutineer!

Jake Holman: Well, shoot something!

 

[Emerald_Lilly]

King Arthur
(Tristram's my fave, but he doesn't talk much, LOL)

Lancelot: Well, if this woman of Gawain's is as beautiful as he claims, I expect to be spending a lot of time at Gawain's house. His wife will welcome the company.
Gawain: I see. And what will I be doing?
Lancelot: Wondering at your good fortune that all your children look like me.
Gawain: Is that before or after I hit you with my axe?

Gawain: The gifts the gods gave me I use in battle or in bed.

Galahad: Imagine what a lovely, quiet place the world would be if everyone had their throats slit.

Guinevere: [to Arthur] Is there nothing about my land that appeals to your heart? Your own father married a Briton. Even he must have found something to his liking.

 

[SoulWeaver]

"Is that him?"
"That's the buffet table..."
"Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?"

Kylee and Malcom, Firefly, The Shindig episode.

 

[The_Spectre]

Clerks

Randal:This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

 

[RockGod235]

Col. Hans Landa: Oooh, that's a bingo!
Col. Hans Landa: Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo?"
Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say "bingo".

Inglourious Basterds

 

[Asa]

Congo

Dr. Peter Elliot: Excuse me, we already hired a guide: Robertson...
Eddie Ventro: Robertson Reynolds, yeah, I fired him.
Dr. Peter Elliot: You what?
Eddie Ventro: Robertson Reynolds is a bird-watcher.
Dr. Peter Elliot: I hired Robertson Reynolds!
Eddie Ventro: You would! You have any idea what's going on in the Congo as of the radio show this morning? The Kigani have had it with Zaire, AND they're eating people. You go in there with Robertson Reynolds, you'll be coming out somebody's bowel movement.

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Monroe: When these little African countries get into a dispute, they tend to just murder everybody. They live for the opportunity to settle scores... and they have a lot of scores to settle

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Dr. Peter Elliot: [as everyone on the plane prepares to jump] Why are they putting on parachutes?
Dr. Karen Ross: Figure it out!
Dr. Peter Elliot: [the crew members begin jumping out of the plane. Monroe hands Peter a parachure] This isn't going to work!
Monroe: Oh, yes, it is. I'll take Amy.
Dr. Peter Elliot: She might get hurt. I can't risk it!
Monroe: Do you know how to fly this plane?
Dr. Peter Elliot: No.
Monroe: [nods toward the cockpit, where no one is at the controls] Well, the pilot and co-pilot are already gone, so what are you going to do?
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Monroe: And this is your cover?
Dr. Karen Ross: Yes
Dr. Peter Elliot: I'm nobody's cover. Cover for what?
Monroe: ...find yourself in the middle of something.
Dr. Peter Elliot: Cover for what?
Monroe: I don't know and she won't tell you. But the kind of money her company's throwing around... they don't spend that on any gorilla. Relax. You're in better hands than you *should* be.
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Dr. Karen Ross: Tell me you love your son!
Travis: I do!
Dr. Karen Ross: And that's why you're sending me!
Travis: It is!
Dr. Karen Ross: Allright. But if I have one moment, one *moment* when I think otherwise, I will make you sorry. And that's a promise.
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((And she makes good on that "Promise"))
Dr. Karen Ross: This is for you Charlie...
[zaps satellite with laser]

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Dr. Karen Ross: Why teach an ape to talk?
Dr. Peter Elliot: "A lonely impulse of delight."
Dr. Karen Ross: William Butler Yates.
Dr. Peter Elliot: Very good.
Dr. Karen Ross: Did it work? You're not lonely anymore?
Dr. Peter Elliot: Why are *you* going to Africa?
Dr. Karen Ross: To find something I lost...
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Monroe: So why'd you quit the CIA?
Dr. Karen Ross: I never worked for the CIA.
Monroe: Of course you didn't. But if you HAD worked for the CIA, why would you quit?
Dr. Karen Ross: 'Cause they're a loveless bunch of sons of bitches.
Monroe: And you're not?
Dr. Karen Ross: And I'm not.
Monroe: Glad to hear it.

 

[Veroe]

from Babylon 5

Centauri Ambassador Lando Mollari: Vir, what are those earthcreatures that swim around sharks and nibble up the peices of food that falls from the Shark's mouth?
Centauri aide Vir Cotto: I think they're called ducks.
Centauri Ambassador Lando Mollari: Yes. Gods, Vir, I feel like I am being nibbled to death by ducks.

Narn Ambassador G'kar: The greatest power in the universe is the people's desire to be free. No tyrant, no empire, no army can withstand this power. It took us a hundred years to teach the Centauri that and drive them from our world, and though it may take another hundred years we will be free again!

 

[Asa]

Blackdog

Sonny: Well what if something jumps out into the road and you need to stop?
Jack Crews: You don't.
[Rig runs over something]
Sonny: What was that?
Jack Crews: A Mazda.

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Wes: I know I shouldn't drink apple juice. It gives me gas.
Earl: You listen here Wes: one fart and you're walkin'.

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Agent Ford: ATF - what does that stand for? "Alcohol, Tobacco and Fuck-ups?"

 

[Light Ice]

No Country For Old Men -

"This country's hard on people. You can't stop what's coming...it ain't all waiting on you.


That's vanity."

 

[SoulWeaver]

"A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn." - Edmund Black Adder, Black Adder Goes Forth