Favorite movie quotes

[Alana_]

' I'm here to regulate the funkiness' James Gandolfini's chari to Julia Roberts lady, in The mexican.

 

[SoulWeaver]

"Yeah, that makes perfect sense. I mean, think about it. We bust into their house, we eat all their porridge, we sleep in their fucking beds. No wonder they're pissed." - Sgt. Harry Wells, Dog Soldiers

 

[RockGod235]

"Charlie Don't Surf!" - Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore

 

[Emerald_Lilly]

The Prestige

Alfred Borden: Everything's going to be alright, because I love you very much.
Sarah: Say it again.
Alfred Borden: I love you.
Sarah: Not today.
Alfred Borden: What do you mean?
Sarah: Well some days it's not true. Maybe today you're more in love with magic. I like being able to tell the difference, it makes the days it is true mean something.

Alfred Borden: I love you.
Sarah: You mean it today.
Alfred Borden: Of course.
Sarah: It just makes it so much harder when you don't.

 

[Emerald_Lilly]

I'd rather be his whore than your wife Titanic

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Open Range - Kevin Costner: "Sue, men are going to die here today....and I'm going to kill them."

 

[Last_Rider]

We'll tear your soul apart. - Pinhead Hellraiser

Poor little girl, never your fault. You didn't mean to open the box, you wound up here by accident, and yet you always wind up here. Look around, we have eternity to know your flesh. - Pinhead Hellbound - Hellraiser 2

 

[Ravenloft]

We have such sights to show you. ~ Pinhead

This isn't for your eyes. ~ Pinhead

 

[Veroe]

From Watchmen:

Rorshach: Never compromise. Not even in the face of armageddon.

Laurie: I'm sorry. I asked you out to laugh again, and I haven't laughed much at all.
Daniel: Well, what do you expect? The comedian's dead.

Niteowl: You think you saved humanity, but you haven't. You've deformed it, mutilated it.

 

[dragonrazor]

"I asked a literary agent what kind of writing paid the best. He said 'Ransom Notes'." Gene Hackman--Get Shorty

 

[Last_Rider]

You've got it all wrong, I'm not locked in here with you. You're all locked in here with me!

-Rorshach - Watchmen

 

[zydrate]

Scarlett: He doesn't speak.
Ripcord: Why?
Breaker: He doesn't say

~G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

 

[SoulWeaver]

"Hey, son, I'll give ya my authorisation code. It's E-A ... T-M ... E." .. Mercenary Frank Elgyn, Alien Resurrection

 

[RockGod235]

"Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting... I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast." - D-FENS, Falling Down.

Its an awesome scene that must be seen, so here is a youtube link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM8qT9Xop5k

 

[dragonrazor]

"Is that...A COCONUT?" Arthur, King of the Britons, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (I can't remember which cast member played him o.o)

 

[Niriate]

"Why is it that we never meet without you pointing something at me?" - Penelope Cruz to Johnny Depp. Pirates of the Carabbean IV

"Why so serious?" - The Joker. Batman: The Dark Knight

 

[Alana_]

Crocodile Dundee , (1986), “You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife”, Michael “Crocodile” Dundee (Paul Hogan)

 

[Alana_]

Pirates of the Caribbean, (2003), “Ye’d best start believin’ in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Yer in one”, Captain Barbosa (Geoffry Rush)




Pirates of the Caribbean, (2003), “You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before”, Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)

 

[Britwitch]

More pirates (and a line I have used myself more than once )

"But, why is the rum gone??!"

ETA - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8 Hee hee

 

[Asa]

More pirates (and a line I have used myself more than once )

"But, why is the rum gone??!"

ETA - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8 Hee hee

Yeah I love that line and in the next movie when he sees she is involved and told the guy to be sure to hide the rum from her.

 

[SoulWeaver]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time ... like tears in rain ... Time to die." .. Roy Batty - Blade Runner

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Forrest Gump (at the end of a long run): "I'm...pretty tired.....think I'll go home now."



And to paraphrase: "I'm...pretty tired...Think I'll go to bed now."

 

[dragonrazor]

"You take the ugly one."
"No, YOU take the ugly one."
"I'll take the ugly one."
"Which one's the ugly one?"
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 (all four turtles lol)

 

[SoulWeaver]

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

Dr. Evil, Austin Powers International Man of Mystery

 

[RockGod235]

"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face" - Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction.

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" - Mr Blonde, Reservoir Dogs.