Last_Rider
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"And they call me The Flash"
Favorite movie quotes
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From Hulk vs. Wolverine
Deadpool: "Logan, buddy, it's me deadpool. I shot you."
Deadpool whimsically holding a tranqulizer dart: "I shot him in the ass with one of these."
The other henchmen of Weapon X look at him weird.
Deadpool: "What? I did."
Deadpool to Omega Red: "What do you say to after the mission we kill all those floating babies?"
Omega Red: "Do you ever shut up Wilson."
Deadpool looking down the sight of his gun: "What babies creep me out. Rock a bye baby rock a bye bang!"
Deadpool places gun to Wolverine's head: "Hey still have that unbreakable skull."
Bang!
Deadpool as the ricochet hits him: "Oww, Dammit!"
Sabretooth: "The last thing the professor said was for us to kill Wolverine."
Deadpool looking down at the wounded professor: "Really, you buy that? I would've thought his last words were: 'Aagh Sabretooth!'."
Bruce Banner: "No!"
deadpool mocking holding gun to Bruce Banner's head: "Yes! As in you're going to die. 1,2,3, Bang! click, click..."
Deadpool: "Logan, buddy, it's me deadpool. I shot you."
Deadpool whimsically holding a tranqulizer dart: "I shot him in the ass with one of these."
The other henchmen of Weapon X look at him weird.
Deadpool: "What? I did."
Deadpool to Omega Red: "What do you say to after the mission we kill all those floating babies?"
Omega Red: "Do you ever shut up Wilson."
Deadpool looking down the sight of his gun: "What babies creep me out. Rock a bye baby rock a bye bang!"
Deadpool places gun to Wolverine's head: "Hey still have that unbreakable skull."
Bang!
Deadpool as the ricochet hits him: "Oww, Dammit!"
Sabretooth: "The last thing the professor said was for us to kill Wolverine."
Deadpool looking down at the wounded professor: "Really, you buy that? I would've thought his last words were: 'Aagh Sabretooth!'."
Bruce Banner: "No!"
deadpool mocking holding gun to Bruce Banner's head: "Yes! As in you're going to die. 1,2,3, Bang! click, click..."
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More from Hulk vs. Wolverine
Wolverine and Banner running down a corridor: "What the hell's the matter with you? Do your thing. We need your big green friend out here right frickin' now!"
Banner: "What? No!"
Wolverine throws him against a wall: "What do you mean no?"
Bruce Banner: "Even if that was a good idea. I can't. They must've drugged me. Something's suppressing my adrenaline. Maybe a..."
Snikt
Bruce Banner as he looks down where Wolverine has stabbed him in the gut: "Aagh!"
Wolverine: "There. Maybe that'll speed things up."
Banner falls to his knees.
Wolverine retracting his bloody claws: "If you wanna cry now, it's alright."
Hulk: "Hulk, smash claw people!!!!!"
Wolverine and Banner running down a corridor: "What the hell's the matter with you? Do your thing. We need your big green friend out here right frickin' now!"
Banner: "What? No!"
Wolverine throws him against a wall: "What do you mean no?"
Bruce Banner: "Even if that was a good idea. I can't. They must've drugged me. Something's suppressing my adrenaline. Maybe a..."
Snikt
Bruce Banner as he looks down where Wolverine has stabbed him in the gut: "Aagh!"
Wolverine: "There. Maybe that'll speed things up."
Banner falls to his knees.
Wolverine retracting his bloody claws: "If you wanna cry now, it's alright."
Hulk: "Hulk, smash claw people!!!!!"
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From Hulk vs. Thor
Loki using the Hulk as a puppet straining to lift up Thor's Hammer: "I will have this hammer!"
Effortlessly the hammer fly's from the hulk's hands and into Thor's. He taps it onto the ground: "Nay, you will have its thunder."
Dozens of thunderbolts strike the Hulk.
Thor breaks through wall of Loki's hideout, resolutely: "Loki, I would have words with thee."
Thor holding his hammer to Loki's face: "I saw the beast's eyes brother. He will not stop until all of Asgard is destroyed. You have brought a new ragnarok down upon us all."
Loki simperingly: "It is possible I may have made a poor choice."
Loki using the Hulk as a puppet straining to lift up Thor's Hammer: "I will have this hammer!"
Effortlessly the hammer fly's from the hulk's hands and into Thor's. He taps it onto the ground: "Nay, you will have its thunder."
Dozens of thunderbolts strike the Hulk.
Thor breaks through wall of Loki's hideout, resolutely: "Loki, I would have words with thee."
Thor holding his hammer to Loki's face: "I saw the beast's eyes brother. He will not stop until all of Asgard is destroyed. You have brought a new ragnarok down upon us all."
Loki simperingly: "It is possible I may have made a poor choice."
Last_Rider
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Watching a version of Faust
Curly Bill: You know what I'd do? I'd take the deal and then crawfish and drill that old devil in the ass!
laughing
Curly Bill: How about you Johnny, what would you do?
Johnny Ringo: I already did it.
From Tombstone
Curly Bill: You know what I'd do? I'd take the deal and then crawfish and drill that old devil in the ass!
laughing
Curly Bill: How about you Johnny, what would you do?
Johnny Ringo: I already did it.
From Tombstone
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Still Breathing (1997)
Rosalyn: There are two things I always wanted to believe in but didn't dare. One is that there was one man, somewhere, who was made just for me. The other is that I just might deserve him.
Rosalyn: There are two things I always wanted to believe in but didn't dare. One is that there was one man, somewhere, who was made just for me. The other is that I just might deserve him.
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Fight Club
(while beating the hell out of Jared Leto)
Narrator: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see.
Tyler Durden: Where'd you go, psycho boy?
Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.
(while beating the hell out of Jared Leto)
Narrator: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see.
Tyler Durden: Where'd you go, psycho boy?
Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.
LoganDarkHolme
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You aint leading but two things right now.....Jack, and Shit, and Jack just left Town. - Army of Darkness Evil Dead 3
This....is my BOOOM STICK! also Evil dead 3
YO, She bitch............*reloads Shot gun* Lets Go!!
This....is my BOOOM STICK! also Evil dead 3
YO, She bitch............*reloads Shot gun* Lets Go!!
TristanEugene
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This is paraphrased a bit. It is from one of the Lords of the Ring movies
''A pity he didn't kill him? It is pity that stayed his hand! There are those that die that deserve life. There are those that live that deserve death. Can you give it to them? Don't be so quick to deal out life and death. The wisest of the world cannot see all ends. It is his pity that shall be the fate of all!''
''A pity he didn't kill him? It is pity that stayed his hand! There are those that die that deserve life. There are those that live that deserve death. Can you give it to them? Don't be so quick to deal out life and death. The wisest of the world cannot see all ends. It is his pity that shall be the fate of all!''
xOxCherryxOx
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Easy A~
Olive: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
Date Night~
Phil: Hey, zip your face!
Taste: Zip my face?
Whippit: Yeah, he said "zip your face"
Taste: That's your best line? That's your best tough guy line?
Phil: You heard me. Zip your face.
Taste: Why don't you zip your vagina, Raymond Burr!
Phil: I have no idea how to respond to that! F you!
Taste: F me? F you!
Phil: F YOU!
Taste: F YOU, MAN! What are you doing here?
Phil: F YOU, MOTHER-EFFER!
Olive: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
Date Night~
Phil: Hey, zip your face!
Taste: Zip my face?
Whippit: Yeah, he said "zip your face"
Taste: That's your best line? That's your best tough guy line?
Phil: You heard me. Zip your face.
Taste: Why don't you zip your vagina, Raymond Burr!
Phil: I have no idea how to respond to that! F you!
Taste: F me? F you!
Phil: F YOU!
Taste: F YOU, MAN! What are you doing here?
Phil: F YOU, MOTHER-EFFER!
Last_Rider
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Alright Tristan, let me see if I remember that off the top of my head.
"Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them Frodo? Do not be so quick to deal out death and judgment. Even the wisest cannot see all ends, and my heart tells me that Gollum has some part left to play, for good or evil I do not know. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many."
"Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them Frodo? Do not be so quick to deal out death and judgment. Even the wisest cannot see all ends, and my heart tells me that Gollum has some part left to play, for good or evil I do not know. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many."
dragonrazor
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Not sure about the last line, but the rest of that sounds spot on.
Last_Rider
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He says something about Bilbo's pity ruling fate, or deciding fate, something like that. Been too long since I had the dialouge memorized I guess.
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Perry: Do you know what you'd find if you looked up the word idiot in the dictionary?
Harry: Errr..A picture of me?
Perry: No a definition of the word idiot...which you fucking are!
(Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)
-After shooting a man with a derringer hidden in his pants and then revealing it-
Perry: Yeah homophobes never check there
Harry: Thank god you had a gun down there, I thought that was going to be some sort of gay thing
(Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)
Harry: Errr..A picture of me?
Perry: No a definition of the word idiot...which you fucking are!
(Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)
-After shooting a man with a derringer hidden in his pants and then revealing it-
Perry: Yeah homophobes never check there
Harry: Thank god you had a gun down there, I thought that was going to be some sort of gay thing
(Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)
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dragonrazor
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"It's alright, I'm a cop."
"I don't think he gives a shit."
Exchange between Danny Glover and old lady in curlers, Predator 2
"I don't think he gives a shit."
Exchange between Danny Glover and old lady in curlers, Predator 2
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The Pink Panther Strikes Again
Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.
Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.
LoganDarkHolme
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"you took out a helicopter...with a CAR!?" "i ran outta bullets"
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