Favorite movie quotes

[Mephistophelily]

Batman: Under the Red Hood
The Joker: I'll need some guys. Not these guys, because they're kinda dead.

Curse you, Soru.

 

[RockGod235]

"What we do in life echoes in eternity." Maximus, Gladiator.

"What do you mean I'm funny?" Tommy DeVito, Goodfellas. (The whole scene)

 

[SoulWeaver]

"Superladies? They're always trying to tell you their secret identity... think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, "Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're, uh... S-Super, Mega, Ultra Lightning Babe, that's alright with me. I'm good... I'm good." Lucius Best aka Frozone - The Incredibles

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[xOxCherryxOx]

The Runaways...
Sandy West- It's still not working.. dick's aren't even hard.
Joan Jet- Are you rubbing?
Sandy- Yeah, I think I'm doing it wrong.
Joan- Try using the showerhead. Now think about someone you have a crush on.
Sandy- It's still not working..
Joan- How bout Farrah Fawcett, do you like her?
Sandy- Yeah who doesn't? Wait.. I think I feel something. Mmm oh shit... (followed by her orgasming and sliding to the floor of the shower.)

 

[goldenpalomino]

"The point of diving into the lake is not to swim to the other shore, but to enjoy the water." - Bright Star

 

[Asa]

Boondock Saints!!!!!

[the two brothers are in an airshaft and getting a bit uncomfortable]
Murphy: Where the fuck are you going?
Connor: Shhh. I fucking hearin' some shit out here.
Murphy: Ahh, fuck you! I'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' your fuckin' rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds.
Connor: Shhh. We are doing some serious shit here, now get a fucking hold of yourself!
Murphy: Oh, *fuck you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us fucking lost!
Connor: Would you fucking shut it?
[taps him on the head with his flash light, and both brothers start fighting in the air vent until it gives way]
Connor: You mother- Jesus fucking Christ!
Murphy: Oh, shit!
[the vents give way]

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Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
[Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
Yakavetta: Vaffanculo - "Fuck You" in Itallian
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri.
Connor: Et Fili.
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.
[they execute Yakavetta]

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[fr33ks33k]

Great movie, Asa. Have you seen the sequel?

 

[Asa]

Oh yeah most of it

 

[fr33ks33k]

Oh yeah most of it

Heh, not quite as good as the original but still good. To keep in the spirit of the thread, from Boondock Saints II:

Connor MacManus: Creative! It's a creative plan!
Murphy MacManus: It's ridiculous! Probably based on some stupid shit ya saw in a movie! And here I am AGAIN all tyin' myself up with rope! What is the deal with you and rope? Honestly!
Connor MacManus: It happens ta be a useful thing!
Detective Duffy: You didn't get this from a movie... did you?
Murphy MacManus: Well?
Connor MacManus: The "Eiger Sanction," Clint Eastwood! And it worked like a fucking charm for him!

 

[zydrate]

Andre: Signora, these things do happen.
Carlotta: For the past three years, these things do happen! And did you stop them from happening? No! And you two - you're as bad as him! "These things do happen!" Ma... until you stop these things from happening, this thing does not happen! Ubaldo! Andiamo! Bring my doggy and my boxy!

 

[dragonrazor]

"QUICK...CHANGE DE CHANNEL!"
Zangief, Street Fighter: The Movie.

"Bison is...bad guy? You know this, why do you work for him?"
"Because he paid me a freakin FORTUNE man."
"....You got...PAID?"
Exchange between Zangief and Dee Jay, also from SF: The Movie.

 

[Veroe]

From The A Team movie:

"Alpa. Mike. Foxtrot: Adios. Mother. Fucker!"
Kaboom!!!!

Murdock while hanging on the rotating rotor of a helicoptor singsong: "You spin me right round, Baby. Like a record player, Baby."

 

[Kyzire]

You've got to love Snape

Professor Severus Snape: There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few...
[stares at Draco Malfoy]
Professor Severus Snape: Who possess, the predisposition... I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.
[notices Harry scribbling on his paper]
Professor Severus Snape: Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention!
[steps over to Harry]
Professor Severus Snape: Mister Potter. Our new celebrity.

 

[SoulWeaver]

"I simply love what you've done to this place; heavy metal meets house-and-garden. Splendid! It's so dark, and Gothic, and disgustingly decadent... yet so bright, and chipper, and... conservative. It's so you! And yet, so YOU! Yes, very few people are both a summer and a winter, but... you pull it off nicely." Edward Nygma aka The Riddler - Batman Forever

 

[Baelnorn]

Just not worth it...

 

[dragonrazor]

"I'm the repo man. Your ASS is six months overdue, Bison, and now it's mine." Jean-Claude Van Damme, Street Fighter: The Movie.

 

[redfanxxx]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. They Live 1988

 

[dragonrazor]

"PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS....itty bitty living space"

 

[redfanxxx]

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!" Pulp Fiction

 

[Veroe]

From Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths

superwoman beating batman around in her palace: "...Or it might be fun to keep you as a pet."

Batman struggles to shove a large peice of rubble that had fallen on him earlier off of him.

Superwoman: "Here let me do that."

Easily lifts the rubble off of Batman: "Your call."

Batman: "Sorry you're not my type." Throws a punch for her face

Superwoman catches the punch. Her other hand raises to press against his side: "That'll cost you a rib." Her finger on the hand pressed to his side twitches.

Snap!

Batman: "Aagh."

((Superwoman is the evil alternate universe version of Wonder woman))

 

[Last_Rider]

My favorite quote from that movie Veroe is from Batman to Owlman:

"You're right, we're alike but there's one big difference between us. We both looked into the abyss, but when it looked back you blinked."

 

[Veroe]

My favorite quote from that movie Veroe is from Batman to Owlman:

"You're right, we're alike but there's one big difference between us. We both looked into the abyss, but when it looked back you blinked."

I thought it was a bit cheesy...not like: that'll cost you a rib.

 

[LittleSparrow]

"Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin - playing JUST for the waitresses." - Mr. Pink, Reservoir Dogs (I'd write the whole spiel here, but I'm sure everyone knows it.)

"Well, what d'ya know. It scares little kids AND little monsters." - Randall, Monsters Inc.

"Phone's ringin', Dude." - Donny, The Big Lebowski.

Uuuuh... I think I'm beginning to notice a pattern here...

 

[Last_Rider]

Oh, I loved that whole exchange between Batman and Super Woman. I also thought Harley as a monkey was kind of funny.

Or Martian Manhunters "On our Earth she'll be evil"

 

[Veroe]

Oh, I loved that whole exchange between Batman and Super Woman. I also thought Harley as a monkey was kind of funny.

Or Martian Manhunters "On our Earth she'll be evil"

Yeah , It'd have been fun to have Batman and the Jester in the movie together.

Hell there wasn't enough Supes and good Lex moments either.