February Poem Contest

[Tathagata]

if eve wins I am getting her a battery charger and some turtle wax

is waxing the turtle a euphemism??

 

[Liar]

is waxing the turtle a euphemism??

No, it's literally. You don't know much about turtles, do you?

 

[minsue]

Dammit. It's been days and still all I can think of is how great that pic would look in my living room. Grrrrr.

(Liar, I'm tellin' the SPCA what you do to turtles. )

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I just found out that the painting is called "Breeze Shouldered Memories". Such a nice name for a poem.

 

[Randi Grail]

That girl looks like me!

 

[doormouse]

Ohhh I'm in!!!!!

Love the title of the pic too... mannequinenvy.

Can we post our poems on lit as well, or do we have to wait till after the comp?

I'm in the survivor comp so want to use mine in that.

Thanks in advance

 

[doormouse]

<----anna the thread police without a nightstick

shit, sorry I thought that was my dildo...

want it back? lol

 

[Liar]

That girl looks like me!

Then get writing, ya flimsy thing.

 

[Liar]

Ohhh I'm in!!!!!

Love the title of the pic too... mannequinenvy.

That's the name of anna's site, where the picture is located. But yeah, it's a cool name.

 

[Randi Grail]

Then get writing, ya flimsy thing.

What makes you think I'm not, cheezypoof?

 

[Liar]

What makes you think I'm not, cheezypoof?

All right then.






Cheezypoof?!

 

[doormouse]

That's the name of anna's site, where the picture is located. But yeah, it's a cool name.

LOL

I was wondering what Lauren meant by breeze shoulders, or what ever it was

 

[The_Fool]

I'm feeling lazy. Will someone write one for me?

 

[Randi Grail]

Written and submitted!

[color=888888]No, not for you, fool.[/color]

 

[impressive]

Can we post our poems on lit as well, or do we have to wait till after the comp?

Not 'til after the winner is announced, hun.

 

[The_Fool]

Written and submitted!

[color=888888]No, not for you, fool.[/color]

 

[foehn]

here ya go

I'm feeling lazy. Will someone write one for me?

THE SCREAM

from
the flower's
point of view

 

[impressive]

I just found out that the painting is called "Breeze Shouldered Memories". Such a nice name for a poem.

I saw that on his site AFTER I finished writing my poem. I'm glad I didn't know before! It would've fucked with my mind.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I saw that on his site AFTER I finished writing my poem. I'm glad I didn't know before! It would've fucked with my mind.

Yeah, I know. It's missing a hyphen. I can't get over it either.

 

[minsue]

Yeah, I know. It's missing a hyphen. I can't get over it either.

You're so cute when you're anal-retentive

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You're so cute when you're anal-retentive

 

[Lauren Hynde]

If Terry Rentzepis is out there reading this, I was just kidding!

(the fact that I can't stop thinking of the missing hyphen is entirely my fault, not his)

 

[Liar]

what bloody hyphen?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

what bloody hyphen?

Breeze-Shouldered Memories. That is, of course, assuming the Memories are Breeze-Shouldered. The title could, of course, be "Breeze Shouldered Memories", meaning the girl's name is Breeze and she Shouldered Memories sometime in the past...

 

[Remec]

You're so cute when you're anal-retentive

She's just cute on general purpose...