Filthy answers to innocent questions.

Yes, My wife said it reminded her of me.

How come Washington didn't have any children?
 
Yes, My wife said it reminded her of me.

How come Washington didn't have any children?
His wooden teeth left so many splinters in Mrs Washington, he never did dare put his penis back in there.

Why doesn’t Mrs Claus go with Santa on his Christmas ride?
 
His wooden teeth left so many splinters in Mrs Washington, he never did dare put his penis back in there.

Why doesn’t Mrs Claus go with Santa on his Christmas ride?
That's her night to cut loose and enjoy the elves' north poles.

Who is El Nino?
 
That's her night to cut loose and enjoy the elves' north poles.

Who is El Nino?
El Niño, or "the Boy," is a character in Mexican folklore. He is said to go from house to house on Christmas Eve, taking care of all the girls on Santa's "Naughty" list.

What should one do under the mistletoe?
 
What should one do under the mistletoe?

Its starting with a kiss, and then move down.

Where are my keys?
 
Ok.......so Andreas and Nathan answered penthouse.....of course. No other question?

Restarting.....

Can I borrow that magazine of yours?
 
Ok.......so Andreas and Nathan answered penthouse.....of course. No other question?

Restarting.....

Can I borrow that magazine of yours?
You can, but some of the pages may be stuck together.

What’s with all the peanut butter?
 
Well.......the orgy started, so there was a mad rush for nakedness!!!

Is it cold out?
 
No, it's not cold or raining, but all the women are wet.

What will the new year bring?
 
No, it's not cold or raining, but all the women are wet.

What will the new year bring?
Hopefully The new year brings a big old puxxy onto my face as she squats......oh wait....this isn't the face sitting thread? Shit!!

What are your plans for the afternoon?
 
The Nitrous Oxide I get high on 🥴

What's your NY resolution?
One word......NAKED!!!!! More naked!!! Ok that's two words......more naked with company. Now that's four!! And with cum. Up to seven? lets just stop counting....

What will be in your hand at midnight NYE?
 
One word......NAKED!!!!! More naked!!! Ok that's two words......more naked with company. Now that's four!! And with cum. Up to seven? lets just stop counting....

What will be in your hand at midnight NYE?

My own dick, obviously. Sad, I know.

Totally not innocnet question: Any Lit ladies want a NYE tribute?
 
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