Filthy answers to innocent questions.

Depends on my frigid bitch of an ex. "You can't come within 300 yards of me!" that cunt cried, "I have a restraining order!"
(uh, how far is too far? 🫣)

Tea or coffee, and why?
Coffee. Like my women: hot, strong and sweet!

Why do people even bother with 'iced coffee'? What's that about?
 
Coffee. Like my women: hot, strong and sweet!

Why do people even bother with 'iced coffee'? What's that about?
Its like going to a strip club for the food......its just not the right thing!!

what's your favorite thing to see at the coffee shop?
 
Mini skirt, no panties, legs open just enough - and a teasing smile on her face.

Just how drunk can a skunk get?
 
Someone's blackmailing her after hacking her OnlyQueens.

Who the hell came up with cheese? Mixing cows milk with whey? What? Why?
 
Someone's blackmailing her after hacking her OnlyQueens.

Who the hell came up with cheese? Mixing cows milk with whey? What? Why?
Why? Because cock cheese on bread is just... disgusting. (How's that for a filthy answer?)

What's the deal with buttered buscuits?
 
3 reasons: Lubrication, Lubrication, Lubrication... Do not "spread the biscuits" without lubrication!

How do you set up a doorbell camera?

Oh, techniques differ a lot. Where do you want it? Inside the fire alarm? A stuffed toy? I also do bathroom mirrors, but that's going to cost you.

Is acapella acceptable at karaoke?
 
Have sex in mausoleums. Duh!

What is cryptocurrency?
When you give a two buck whore an orgasm of her lifetime,she thanks you profusely,her pimp asks ,how much did the John pay and she says it was in a cryptocurrency that only she can keep .

Aware of GI kids ?
 
When you give a two buck whore an orgasm of her lifetime,she thanks you profusely,her pimp asks ,how much did the John pay and she says it was in a cryptocurrency that only she can keep .

Aware of GI kids ?
Miracles of nature: That's when you only fuck her in the ass, cum all up in her colon and somehow she still gets pregnant!

How does the GI bill work?
 
Miracles of nature: That's when you only fuck her in the ass, cum all up in her colon and somehow she still gets pregnant!

How does the GI bill work?
The way the GI bill works is after the soldier of your choice comes to your house and fucks you senseless, you will then receive an invoice with payment expected within ten days.

Why is reading fundamental?
 
Because if you're only looking at video porn, you're a barbarian. Enjoy porn in all it's forms!

What's your favorite drink?
 
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