Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[MargotPayge]

what is your favorite boat?

The one with the little man in it!

Where is the Titanic?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

The one with the little man in it!

Where is the Titanic?

i Don’t know but like the titanic I would go down on you

 

[bbcbarry9033]

i Don’t know but like the titanic I would go down on you

I'd go downer! err... I mean... more down... down deeper... harder .... more better... ohferfucksake ME FIRST!

What does SCUBA stand for?

 

[ffdan]

Some cunt undid bra already

Why are firetrucks red?

 

[MargotPayge]

Why are firetrucks red?

Do they also have a discharge? Uh, Oh. Sounds like a yeast infection.

Why is it so important to preserve our wetlands?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Do they also have a discharge? Uh, Oh. Sounds like a yeast infection.

Why is it so important to preserve our wetlands?

Because if we called it Moistlands most women would boycott that word!

Why is bacon so good?

 

[Trionyx]

It fits well between two sunny side up eggs.

Hard boiled or soft?

 

[Biggalute]

It fits well between two sunny side up eggs.

Hard boiled or soft?

Soft, l do like a bit of runny protein.

What can you do with butter?

 

[MargotPayge]

What can you do with butter?

Well, a little bit of butter makes the bitter batter better, so maybe it would better bitter man-batter by blowjob.
I also like to cook with it.

Where do butterflies come from?

 

[Trionyx]

Well, a little bit of butter makes the bitter batter better, so maybe it would better bitter man-batter by blowjob.
I also like to cook with it.

Where do butterflies come from?

Land of Lakes.

Oil/butter based lubes are out. Do you prefer water or silicon based?

 

[MargotPayge]

Oil/butter based lubes are out. Do you prefer water or silicon based?

Oil or butter are best for cooking. "I'm a pretty good cook I'm sitting on my groceries..."

Where in the world is Waldo?

 

[Bamagan]

Oil or butter are best for cooking. "I'm a pretty good cook I'm sitting on my groceries..."

Where in the world is Waldo?

He hid himself in your ass, since it's about the hardest place for you to see into.

Now, what about Carmen San Diego, where in the world did she go?

 

[Biggalute]

He hid himself in your ass, since it's about the hardest place for you to see into.

Now, what about Carmen San Diego, where in the world did she go?

She got caught and is now in jail, where I understand she is very 'popular'

Why were the Teletubbies so sexy?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

She got caught and is now in jail, where I understand she is very 'popular'

Why were the Teletubbies so sexy?

They're just like gerbils but bigger... if you're brave enough.

Who is that purple dinosaur?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

They're just like gerbils but bigger... if you're brave enough.

Who is that purple dinosaur?

T. sex, of course, famous for his flowery erotic prose.

What is a meteorite?

 

[MargotPayge]

What is a meteorite?

Uggh. Really! Of all the sickos available on this site, you had to bring up one of those little perverts! Meteorism is the one perversion I will not tolerate!

What is the definition of libertine?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Uggh. Really! Of all the sickos available on this site, you had to bring up one of those little perverts! Meteorism is the one perversion I will not tolerate!

What is the definition of libertine?

He's the 12-inch pianist with a candelabra that you hear about in the classic joke. The full-size version is known as Liberace.

How do you get a kink out of your clothesline?

 

[Lilianna23]

He's the 12-inch pianist with a candelabra that you hear about in the classic joke. The full-size version is known as Liberace.

How do you get a kink out of your clothesline?

Why would you want to? Clothesline kinks are soooo much fun!

What's it all about, Alfie?

 

[Vitriolhack]

You know, being a chauffeur, it’s about driving…driving…driving, occasionally you get to operate different vehicles.

What’s the weather like?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

You know, being a chauffeur, it’s about driving…driving…driving, occasionally you get to operate different vehicles.

What’s the weather like?

Oooh I know this one: If it's "sunny" that means you won't need a "raincoat" but it ususally costs extra.

What happens every leap year?

 

[Lilianna23]

Leap years are when you get a free pass to leap in and out of various beds and other situations.

What's a Wolf Moon?

 

[Vitriolhack]

This is ancient tradition involving getting naked, hiding identities with dog inspired masks while barking at the moon in close pack formation!

Is bread better toasted?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

This is ancient tradition involving getting naked, hiding identities with dog inspired masks while barking at the moon in close pack formation!

Is bread better toasted?

Bro, you get that snooty white bread pillow princess nice and toasted and watch the freak come out!

Who doesn't like coconut?

 

[Lilianna23]

We like all the nuts! Especially those firm, filled ones hanging down.

Is it going to rain all day?

 

[Vitriolhack]

That’s not rain. Just the hot water from our steamy shower as our bodies are pressed together in ecstasy.

Who do you like in tomorrow’s games?

Of course, I love finding out who will be going to Super Bowl and who cums first.

Do you enjoy walking on a sunny cold day?