MyNameIsNO
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Five things you want to do this weekend?
5 ideas for new years resolutions
Five things I want to do this weekend:
Noe (check hehehehe)
Do my homework like a good girl (kinda check)
Get drunk (hell yes check)
Get a plan for Halloween next weekend (kinda check again)
Uhh... sleep extra because I am a sleep deprived person
5 ideas for new years resolutions
5 ideas for new years resolutions
Pass
Name five things you loved when you were eighteen.
When I was 18..?
Having my own money for the first time.
Partying
Learning how to cook.
Falling in love every day..
Being the boss of me
Pass!
apparently I don't
Five things you'd go back and tell your younger self?
Five things you'd go back and tell your younger self?
Five things you'd go back and tell your younger self?
Five things you'd go back and tell your younger self?
Yada yada good stuff blah blah ...
I love you.
I feel as though if I were a hyper successful business type I'd get so bored and eventually just throw money at finding the most absurd, wasteful and convoluted way of killing myself possible.can you imagine Con as a hyper successful business type, with all of his money squirreled away in a lavish private prepper bunker somewhere?
I feel as though if I were a hyper successful business type I'd get so bored and eventually just throw money at finding the most absurd, wasteful and convoluted way of killing myself possible.
E.g I'd probably kidnap a scientist and have them create a super-pheromone that will attract little old ladies to a warehouse so I can feed them into a woodchipper and use the resulting paste to make counterfeit money so I can buy fuel for my ice-ray that will freeze the entire city which will cause everyone to flock to my beverage vendors who will sell them hot chocolate laced with a mutagen designed to drive everyone insane so that my 'humanitarian' charity groups can step in to help them out which I will use as promotional material in my presidential campaign so I can use the position to privatise helium production which will inspire the re-imagining of airship travel so I can jump off the balcony of one in-flight and die.